Lance
@lanceknowlton.bsky.social
Born in NY, raised in FL, live in GA.
Fan of Mets, Islanders, Giants, and all things USF.
Proficient user of the Oxford comma.
Fan of Mets, Islanders, Giants, and all things USF.
Proficient user of the Oxford comma.
November 6, 2024 at 12:23 PM
To say this #Giants team is dogshit would be an insult to dogshit. They would have to play much better to rise to the dogshit level. This team is Jurassic Park massive pile of dinosaur shit.
September 17, 2023 at 9:06 PM
To say this #Giants team is dogshit would be an insult to dogshit. They would have to play much better to rise to the dogshit level. This team is Jurassic Park massive pile of dinosaur shit.
Anyone else think Uncle Steve trading Scherzer is just clearing 2024 salary so he can throw an obscene amount of money at Ohtani. #LFGM #Mets
July 30, 2023 at 1:08 AM
Anyone else think Uncle Steve trading Scherzer is just clearing 2024 salary so he can throw an obscene amount of money at Ohtani. #LFGM #Mets
Why does the bottom of a bagel always taste better than the top?
July 10, 2023 at 1:59 PM
Why does the bottom of a bagel always taste better than the top?
It is funny, how much I loved fireworks when I was a teenager is the same amount I hate them as an adult.
July 4, 2023 at 12:11 AM
It is funny, how much I loved fireworks when I was a teenager is the same amount I hate them as an adult.
Hell has frozen over, Lou announced deals on day 1 of free agency. #Isles
July 1, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Hell has frozen over, Lou announced deals on day 1 of free agency. #Isles
Coming here from twitter, I feel like Andy Dufresne after he crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the end. ( I'm guessing I am not the first person to make that joke.)
June 28, 2023 at 11:15 PM
Coming here from twitter, I feel like Andy Dufresne after he crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the end. ( I'm guessing I am not the first person to make that joke.)