Sayeh Gorjifard
lampoona.bsky.social
Sayeh Gorjifard
@lampoona.bsky.social
A down-to-mars girl.
postdoc @stanford
PhD Genome Sciences @uwgenome
MS Drug Development @JohnsHopkins
Chemistry + Art @dartmouth
Incredible mechanistic exploration!
I am so excited to share our project with you! We find prokaryotic proteases activate toxic enzymes and pores as a modular strategy in phage defense. We studied four fascinating protease-toxin pairs that are abundant across bacterial genomes:

www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1...
Proteolytic activation of diverse antiviral defense modules in prokaryotes
Linked protease–effector modules are widespread in prokaryotic antiviral defense, yet the mechanisms of most remain poorly understood. Here we show that four of the most prevalent modules—metallo-β-la...
www.biorxiv.org
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Oh no, this is my circus! Are those my…?…yep…
June 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Reposted by Sayeh Gorjifard
Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
June 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Grow your lab microgreens in old pipette boxes! But as long as we agree to call it Chia Pipette
February 27, 2025 at 7:10 AM
No Apple. I don’t want ai.
I don’t want a Touch Bar.
I just want to easily search my files >:|
January 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Reposted by Sayeh Gorjifard
You’re such a talented artist!
Thank you, it comes from making so much bad art.
January 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
NIH shmNIH. I’m starting Skull Island Research Institute of Science. Let me tell you, folks, SIRIOS is absolutely tremendous—one of the best science institutes, believe me! They’re doing amazing, groundbreaking work, just incredible stuff. Everyone’s talking about it, folks, it’s THAT good!
January 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My very last sunset from @uwgenome.bsky.social. Time really goes by so fast! 🥲
January 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Like every driver thinks they're an above average driver, every PI thinks they're an above average writer
December 22, 2024 at 11:33 PM