Allegedly “Mike”
@lampname.bsky.social
Unlicensed court Jester.
(Lost license due to calling the King “Fat Fuck idiot man” thrice in a fortnight)
(Lost license due to calling the King “Fat Fuck idiot man” thrice in a fortnight)
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One man just wiped out $10 trillion in wealth, is destroying centuries-old legal protections, and seems determined to unravel humanity’s greatest public health achievement. In 3 months.
I don’t know how we get out of this. But if we do, one person can never have that kind of power again.
I don’t know how we get out of this. But if we do, one person can never have that kind of power again.
April 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
One man just wiped out $10 trillion in wealth, is destroying centuries-old legal protections, and seems determined to unravel humanity’s greatest public health achievement. In 3 months.
I don’t know how we get out of this. But if we do, one person can never have that kind of power again.
I don’t know how we get out of this. But if we do, one person can never have that kind of power again.
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Don’t look at me, I voted for the black lady who didn’t want to burn down our economy.
April 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Don’t look at me, I voted for the black lady who didn’t want to burn down our economy.
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Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.
April 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.
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It’s still hard to believe the simple fact that this is all self-imposed. Everything that’s happening right now wasn’t the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. We did this all to ourselves by electing the dumbest motherfucker to ever rule a nation.
April 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It’s still hard to believe the simple fact that this is all self-imposed. Everything that’s happening right now wasn’t the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. We did this all to ourselves by electing the dumbest motherfucker to ever rule a nation.
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The only real temptation I have to redownload that awful app is that I know it’s gonna go CRAZY when someone finally gets him
March 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The only real temptation I have to redownload that awful app is that I know it’s gonna go CRAZY when someone finally gets him
I see I am the only one of my mutuals still alive on here. Only the strongest survive it seems.
March 14, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I see I am the only one of my mutuals still alive on here. Only the strongest survive it seems.
Who up poking they mons?
March 14, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Who up poking they mons?
Finally organized the Gundam backlog by grade
February 23, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Finally organized the Gundam backlog by grade
Compiling a list of things that I’m going to make illegal when I inevitably am elected president this year:
•Being forced to work with tummy ache
•Being forced to work if it’s a little cold out
•Being forced to work if you’re a little sleepy
•Murder
Things I plan to legalize
•Freddy Fazbear Pizza
•Being forced to work with tummy ache
•Being forced to work if it’s a little cold out
•Being forced to work if you’re a little sleepy
•Murder
Things I plan to legalize
•Freddy Fazbear Pizza
February 20, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Compiling a list of things that I’m going to make illegal when I inevitably am elected president this year:
•Being forced to work with tummy ache
•Being forced to work if it’s a little cold out
•Being forced to work if you’re a little sleepy
•Murder
Things I plan to legalize
•Freddy Fazbear Pizza
•Being forced to work with tummy ache
•Being forced to work if it’s a little cold out
•Being forced to work if you’re a little sleepy
•Murder
Things I plan to legalize
•Freddy Fazbear Pizza
Imagine all the nites not being forted right now due to the oppressive system of “School” and “Jobs” we are forced into. We must take a stand.
February 16, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Imagine all the nites not being forted right now due to the oppressive system of “School” and “Jobs” we are forced into. We must take a stand.
Hey what the fuck?
Thanks to Florida Republicans' STOP WOKE Act, students now need a signed permission slip in order to "listen to a book written by an African-American" (via Billy Corben on IG: www.instagram.com/p/C3TVuh-PQBr/
February 14, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Hey what the fuck?
Trying to get into more hobbies, lately I’ve been getting really into Russian Roulette. I keep losing but I’m sure I’ll get the hang of it soon!
February 13, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Trying to get into more hobbies, lately I’ve been getting really into Russian Roulette. I keep losing but I’m sure I’ll get the hang of it soon!
Does anyone wanna help me a spread a rumor that Jackie Chan is on life support after catching the Zika Virus?
February 12, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Does anyone wanna help me a spread a rumor that Jackie Chan is on life support after catching the Zika Virus?
Why the hell I gotta go to work with a tummy ache. There should be laws against this.
February 12, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Why the hell I gotta go to work with a tummy ache. There should be laws against this.
I just checked and it’s been about 111 years since we’ve had a President with a cool mustache.
They’ve all been clean shaven ever since. What the fuck
They’ve all been clean shaven ever since. What the fuck
February 12, 2024 at 1:38 AM
I just checked and it’s been about 111 years since we’ve had a President with a cool mustache.
They’ve all been clean shaven ever since. What the fuck
They’ve all been clean shaven ever since. What the fuck
Going to get lost in the woods today and hopefully get eaten by a Coyote. Wish me luck!
February 10, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Going to get lost in the woods today and hopefully get eaten by a Coyote. Wish me luck!
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Searching for job listings on indeed:
•Guy who gets tied to train track by villain
•Girl who gets tied to train track by villain
•Guy hero fails to stop train from hitting
•Guy hit by train
•Hobo corpse jamming train wheels
So far, I’ve had no luck finding my dream job 😢
•Guy who gets tied to train track by villain
•Girl who gets tied to train track by villain
•Guy hero fails to stop train from hitting
•Guy hit by train
•Hobo corpse jamming train wheels
So far, I’ve had no luck finding my dream job 😢
February 9, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Searching for job listings on indeed:
•Guy who gets tied to train track by villain
•Girl who gets tied to train track by villain
•Guy hero fails to stop train from hitting
•Guy hit by train
•Hobo corpse jamming train wheels
So far, I’ve had no luck finding my dream job 😢
•Guy who gets tied to train track by villain
•Girl who gets tied to train track by villain
•Guy hero fails to stop train from hitting
•Guy hit by train
•Hobo corpse jamming train wheels
So far, I’ve had no luck finding my dream job 😢
What if instead of working for money and being miserable for all my life I just roll in the mud and eat bugs?
Who do I vote for to achieve this life?
Who do I vote for to achieve this life?
February 8, 2024 at 11:43 PM
What if instead of working for money and being miserable for all my life I just roll in the mud and eat bugs?
Who do I vote for to achieve this life?
Who do I vote for to achieve this life?
Considering going back to college but I’m struggling to find somewhere I can get an online class for a Goblin major
February 8, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Considering going back to college but I’m struggling to find somewhere I can get an online class for a Goblin major
It’s international Scary Goblin Day! Don’t forget to lock your- *A creepy looking Goblin breaks my window* What the fuck was that. Did you fucking see that? What the fuck.
February 8, 2024 at 1:50 PM
It’s international Scary Goblin Day! Don’t forget to lock your- *A creepy looking Goblin breaks my window* What the fuck was that. Did you fucking see that? What the fuck.
Wait translating foreign tweets on this app just opens google translate in your default browser???
That fucking rules lmfao
That fucking rules lmfao
February 8, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Wait translating foreign tweets on this app just opens google translate in your default browser???
That fucking rules lmfao
That fucking rules lmfao
Time to fort some nites
February 8, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Time to fort some nites