MAGAs Say the Darndest Things
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JD Vance decides that the day before Thanksgiving is the perfect time to piss off America’s turkey farmers.
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
JD Vance decides that the day before Thanksgiving is the perfect time to piss off America’s turkey farmers.
Trump cancels Biden's turkey pardons in rambling speech to this year’s turkeys.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Trump cancels Biden's turkey pardons in rambling speech to this year’s turkeys.
Defense Secretary Hegseth wants Sen. Mark Kelly of Arizona to know that he means business when and if the captain is recalled to active duty.
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Defense Secretary Hegseth wants Sen. Mark Kelly of Arizona to know that he means business when and if the captain is recalled to active duty.
Trump accidentally admits that it is the buyers of goods and products that is paying (or trying to avoid paying) his tariffs.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Trump accidentally admits that it is the buyers of goods and products that is paying (or trying to avoid paying) his tariffs.
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem holds a press conference featuring 29 TSA agents receiving bonus checks that were not actually checks.
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem holds a press conference featuring 29 TSA agents receiving bonus checks that were not actually checks.
Trump has never looked at or talked about JD Vance this way.
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Trump has never looked at or talked about JD Vance this way.
Trump insists that he and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman are not sleeping together.
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Trump insists that he and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman are not sleeping together.
Sen. Lindsey Graham blocks the repeal of a senate money grab, because he has nothing to hide except his need for a free $500,000.
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Sen. Lindsey Graham blocks the repeal of a senate money grab, because he has nothing to hide except his need for a free $500,000.
Now that Congress has voted to compel the Department of Justice (DOJ) to release the Epstein files, Bondi announces that the DOJ is beginning a new investigation.
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Now that Congress has voted to compel the Department of Justice (DOJ) to release the Epstein files, Bondi announces that the DOJ is beginning a new investigation.
Speaker Johnson is mortified after the Senate votes to release the Epstein Files by unanimous consent.
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Speaker Johnson is mortified after the Senate votes to release the Epstein Files by unanimous consent.
Trump randomly explains trans sports controversy to Saudi investors at the U.S.-Saudi Investment Forum.
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Trump randomly explains trans sports controversy to Saudi investors at the U.S.-Saudi Investment Forum.
Trump brags about his humility at the U.S.-Saudi Investment Forum.
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Trump brags about his humility at the U.S.-Saudi Investment Forum.
Trump defends Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman by implying that maybe Jamal Khashoggi had it coming.
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Trump defends Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman by implying that maybe Jamal Khashoggi had it coming.
Every World Cup 2026 venue in the USA is also the home of the local NFL team. Safety is not an issue. Trump is trying to set himself up to extort tributes from the host cities.
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Every World Cup 2026 venue in the USA is also the home of the local NFL team. Safety is not an issue. Trump is trying to set himself up to extort tributes from the host cities.
Trump rambling at the McDonald’s Impact Summit, demonstrates his concern about Americans' concerns about affordability. Yeah, he’s loving it.
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Trump rambling at the McDonald’s Impact Summit, demonstrates his concern about Americans' concerns about affordability. Yeah, he’s loving it.
What’s the bigger takeaway? Trump referring to Americans in second person rather than including himself, or that he advocates for foreigners building our munitions?
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
What’s the bigger takeaway? Trump referring to Americans in second person rather than including himself, or that he advocates for foreigners building our munitions?
“Last night,” would have been Friday, when the show was broadcasting a rerun of an episode from two weeks ago.
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
“Last night,” would have been Friday, when the show was broadcasting a rerun of an episode from two weeks ago.
Trump is apparently confusing Cadillac insurance plans with people buying Cadillacs.
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Trump is apparently confusing Cadillac insurance plans with people buying Cadillacs.
Trump crashes another wedding at Mar a Lago, and awkwardly rambles about heaven before a guest tells him 'this isn’t the place.’
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Trump crashes another wedding at Mar a Lago, and awkwardly rambles about heaven before a guest tells him 'this isn’t the place.’
Trump shouts at a reporter for asking a question that he should have a prepared response for by now.
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Trump shouts at a reporter for asking a question that he should have a prepared response for by now.
Stephanie Miller takes Sean Hannity to school.
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Stephanie Miller takes Sean Hannity to school.
Trump speaks before signing an Executive Order entitled "Fostering the Future for American Children and Families,” and struggles to formulate a coherent sentence.
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Trump speaks before signing an Executive Order entitled "Fostering the Future for American Children and Families,” and struggles to formulate a coherent sentence.
He literally fought in court to strip families of food assistance. His ICE agents pepper sprayed a baby just last week. And USAID cuts are projected to lead to the deaths of more than 4.5 million children under 5 globally, by 2030.
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
He literally fought in court to strip families of food assistance. His ICE agents pepper sprayed a baby just last week. And USAID cuts are projected to lead to the deaths of more than 4.5 million children under 5 globally, by 2030.
Trump shocked to find out that some Republicans can do more than one thing at a time.
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Trump shocked to find out that some Republicans can do more than one thing at a time.