MAGAs Say the Darndest Things
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Trump speaks to reporters at length on not caring about the Nobel Prize.
January 20, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Trump speaks to reporters at length on not caring about the Nobel Prize.
Trump catches his own gaffe at a Mar a Lago event, ceremoniously renaming a section of Southern Boulevard in Palm Beach County, Florida, to “President Donald J. Trump Boulevard,” and makes it even dumber.
January 19, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Trump catches his own gaffe at a Mar a Lago event, ceremoniously renaming a section of Southern Boulevard in Palm Beach County, Florida, to “President Donald J. Trump Boulevard,” and makes it even dumber.
Trump wants television stations to reserve an exclusive time slot for the only game he attends that he’s not booed by the fans.
January 19, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Trump wants television stations to reserve an exclusive time slot for the only game he attends that he’s not booed by the fans.
Rep. Don Bacon (R-Nebraska) calls Trump’s insistence on taking over Greenland “the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.”
January 18, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Rep. Don Bacon (R-Nebraska) calls Trump’s insistence on taking over Greenland “the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.”
World peace? This soon after ending the War on Protein? And all it will cost the American people is an extra 10% tax on European goods, plus the purchase price of Greenland.
January 18, 2026 at 6:26 AM
World peace? This soon after ending the War on Protein? And all it will cost the American people is an extra 10% tax on European goods, plus the purchase price of Greenland.
In other words, Putin is not afraid of the United States of America, either.
January 18, 2026 at 2:34 AM
In other words, Putin is not afraid of the United States of America, either.
After this meeting at the White House, Trump traveled to Mar-a-Lago for a ceremony where a stretch of Southern Boulevard in Palm Beach County, Florida, was renamed in his honor.
January 17, 2026 at 12:09 AM
After this meeting at the White House, Trump traveled to Mar-a-Lago for a ceremony where a stretch of Southern Boulevard in Palm Beach County, Florida, was renamed in his honor.
Amazon reportedly paid Melania $40 million for the documentary that her husband hasn’t bothered to watch.
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Amazon reportedly paid Melania $40 million for the documentary that her husband hasn’t bothered to watch.
Until today, Trump thought it was ‘hole milk.’
January 15, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Until today, Trump thought it was ‘hole milk.’
Slovenian magazine demonstrates just how respected Trump is in Europe.
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Slovenian magazine demonstrates just how respected Trump is in Europe.
Sounds like someone was expecting doughnuts.
January 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Sounds like someone was expecting doughnuts.
Is Machado exchanging her Nobel Peace Prize for Trump letting her run the country or will he just grab it and let Maduro’s people stay?
January 9, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Is Machado exchanging her Nobel Peace Prize for Trump letting her run the country or will he just grab it and let Maduro’s people stay?
Trump still sulking over Nobel Peace Prize while threatening new wars.
January 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Trump still sulking over Nobel Peace Prize while threatening new wars.
Trump calls out New York Times photojournalist Doug Mills for not making him look svelte on film.
January 7, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Trump calls out New York Times photojournalist Doug Mills for not making him look svelte on film.
Trump accuses Nicolas Maduro of imitating his dancing, among other crimes.
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Trump accuses Nicolas Maduro of imitating his dancing, among other crimes.
Trump complains to House Republicans that he doesn’t understand voters turning on him.
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Trump complains to House Republicans that he doesn’t understand voters turning on him.
Trump admits that American taxpayers could be paying the "tremendous" investment needed to upgrade oil production in Venezuela.
January 7, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Trump admits that American taxpayers could be paying the "tremendous" investment needed to upgrade oil production in Venezuela.
Trump tells House Republicans that the only reason he won't call for elections to be canceled is that the "fake news" will call him a "dictator" if he doesn't follow the Constitution and laws of the United States.
January 6, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Trump tells House Republicans that the only reason he won't call for elections to be canceled is that the "fake news" will call him a "dictator" if he doesn't follow the Constitution and laws of the United States.
Maybe Trump should be asking his doctors why they keep offering him cognitive tests.
January 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Maybe Trump should be asking his doctors why they keep offering him cognitive tests.
Trump taunts bidders while auctioning a freshly painted image of a blue-eyed Jesus by Vanessa Horabuena. The painting eventually fetched $2.75 million. Trump then autographed it himself.
January 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Trump taunts bidders while auctioning a freshly painted image of a blue-eyed Jesus by Vanessa Horabuena. The painting eventually fetched $2.75 million. Trump then autographed it himself.
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt recaps her 2025, thanking Jesus for her getting married AND for getting to watch their infant son grow into a toddler?
January 2, 2026 at 6:07 AM
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt recaps her 2025, thanking Jesus for her getting married AND for getting to watch their infant son grow into a toddler?
Trump underscores how his administration is embracing and promoting Christianity.
December 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Trump underscores how his administration is embracing and promoting Christianity.
Back in 2018, Trump took a Christmas Eve call from a seven-year-old and asked, “Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it’s marginal, right?”
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Back in 2018, Trump took a Christmas Eve call from a seven-year-old and asked, “Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it’s marginal, right?”
Trump speaks in North Carolina about inflation, drug prices, and Melania’s underwear.
December 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Trump speaks in North Carolina about inflation, drug prices, and Melania’s underwear.
Is Trump compensating for his poorly attended inauguration?
And maybe he shouldn’t have included those instructions.
And maybe he shouldn’t have included those instructions.
December 18, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Is Trump compensating for his poorly attended inauguration?
And maybe he shouldn’t have included those instructions.
And maybe he shouldn’t have included those instructions.