ㅤCallie!
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ㅤCallie!
@lamfree.bsky.social
· Oct 24
[Oh, a new student has arrived?]
[...are they new? It's hard to tell, don't think about it.]
[Callie has arrived in the universe of: PURRFECT APAWCALYPSE!]
[...are they new? It's hard to tell, don't think about it.]
[Callie has arrived in the universe of: PURRFECT APAWCALYPSE!]
Labubu Dubai chocolate
September 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Labubu Dubai chocolate
..No. It's fine.
I can figure something out, and I've already taken too many resources from everyone.
Goodbye, I hope we meet again.
[ She'd leave. ]
I can figure something out, and I've already taken too many resources from everyone.
Goodbye, I hope we meet again.
[ She'd leave. ]
... Wait!
(He takes a step towards her.)
... However this ends, you haven't been left many choices. And that's... not something I agree with. Can I give you some money? So you... can at least get yourself somewhere to stay.
(He takes a step towards her.)
... However this ends, you haven't been left many choices. And that's... not something I agree with. Can I give you some money? So you... can at least get yourself somewhere to stay.
January 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
..No. It's fine.
I can figure something out, and I've already taken too many resources from everyone.
Goodbye, I hope we meet again.
[ She'd leave. ]
I can figure something out, and I've already taken too many resources from everyone.
Goodbye, I hope we meet again.
[ She'd leave. ]
... I think I'll leave now.
I need to go figure out a lot of things for myself.
[ She'd begin walking away. ]
I need to go figure out a lot of things for myself.
[ She'd begin walking away. ]
... I don't know what to do next. About... any of this. This is...
... Confusing and kind of intimidating.
... Confusing and kind of intimidating.
January 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
... I think I'll leave now.
I need to go figure out a lot of things for myself.
[ She'd begin walking away. ]
I need to go figure out a lot of things for myself.
[ She'd begin walking away. ]
[ The other Callie was trying her best to not look at the body, it CLEARLY upset her. ]
T-That is... d-disturbing.
You n-need to possess it n-now, right?
T-That is... d-disturbing.
You n-need to possess it n-now, right?
[ Good news, then!
[ Callie physically recoils at the sight of her own limp body. She's frozen in shock for a second, before stammering out an attempt at a response to... that. ]
I-I... u-uh...
[ She swallows, feeling extremely offput despite having had a "warning" of sorts. ]
[ Callie physically recoils at the sight of her own limp body. She's frozen in shock for a second, before stammering out an attempt at a response to... that. ]
I-I... u-uh...
[ She swallows, feeling extremely offput despite having had a "warning" of sorts. ]
(... He wordlessly shuffles inside his cloak for a moment, and then... the cloak parts.)
(... With a hand of bone, he holds out the lifeless body of a very familiar cat by the collar of a similarly familiar jacket.)
🩸I prefer fear to gratitude, but I'll accept your thoughts anyway.
(... With a hand of bone, he holds out the lifeless body of a very familiar cat by the collar of a similarly familiar jacket.)
🩸I prefer fear to gratitude, but I'll accept your thoughts anyway.
December 7, 2024 at 3:31 PM
[ The other Callie was trying her best to not look at the body, it CLEARLY upset her. ]
T-That is... d-disturbing.
You n-need to possess it n-now, right?
T-That is... d-disturbing.
You n-need to possess it n-now, right?
B-But how are we gonna cheat death for BOTH of us??
I don't think that's possible..
I don't think that's possible..
[ She chimes in, not wanting to make him reiterate what he said to her. ]
It means that there's - for some reason - no record of me being dead.
BECAUSE there's no record of me being dead, we can cheat it.
I-I think...? Did I get that right?
It means that there's - for some reason - no record of me being dead.
BECAUSE there's no record of me being dead, we can cheat it.
I-I think...? Did I get that right?
...What does that even mean?
December 6, 2024 at 12:12 AM
B-But how are we gonna cheat death for BOTH of us??
I don't think that's possible..
I don't think that's possible..
...What does that even mean?
(He chortles.)
🩸Fun things.
(He clears his throat for emphasis. It doesn't sound right. At all.)
🩸Well, Callies, I'll say again, this is a unique case. I may be retired, but I still have access to files and whatnot, and - you two? No one can decide if you're dead or alive. It's a Schrodinger.
🩸Fun things.
(He clears his throat for emphasis. It doesn't sound right. At all.)
🩸Well, Callies, I'll say again, this is a unique case. I may be retired, but I still have access to files and whatnot, and - you two? No one can decide if you're dead or alive. It's a Schrodinger.
December 5, 2024 at 9:41 PM
...What does that even mean?
[ She would also be confused, but she doesn't try to question whatever is happening. ]
[ She's... a little confused as to whatever he's doing, but just chocks it up to more magic. She stands silently, waiting for whatever happens. ]
... Alright. Cherno, come on. It's... time to figure something out.
(He reaches into his pocket... and pulls out a card.)
(It's shimmering in the shadowed woods.)
(He reaches into his pocket... and pulls out a card.)
(It's shimmering in the shadowed woods.)
December 5, 2024 at 2:04 AM
[ She would also be confused, but she doesn't try to question whatever is happening. ]
I've seen it all.
I don't think I'm gonna freak out..
I don't think I'm gonna freak out..
... Can I ask you not to freak out...? Or, at least, to try...? He's not visible right now.
December 3, 2024 at 7:25 PM
I've seen it all.
I don't think I'm gonna freak out..
I don't think I'm gonna freak out..
...What are you talking about.
... It isn't. Because the three of us aren't the only person here.
December 3, 2024 at 5:04 PM
...What are you talking about.
What ELSE are we gonna do??
Get some random corpse from the graveyard????
It's the ONLY way.
Get some random corpse from the graveyard????
It's the ONLY way.
(A flare of aura.)
... It's not going to be painful, because it's not going to happen. It's not what you want, it's not what she wants, it's not what I want.
If I wanted that I would've just walked up without a word and evicted you. I'm not going to end it like that. There has to be another way.
... It's not going to be painful, because it's not going to happen. It's not what you want, it's not what she wants, it's not what I want.
If I wanted that I would've just walked up without a word and evicted you. I'm not going to end it like that. There has to be another way.
December 3, 2024 at 1:07 PM
What ELSE are we gonna do??
Get some random corpse from the graveyard????
It's the ONLY way.
Get some random corpse from the graveyard????
It's the ONLY way.
...Just kick me out.
I'm not Callie, and I'm not me either.
She deserves this body, I don't.
Just.. make it quick if it's painful.
I'm not Callie, and I'm not me either.
She deserves this body, I don't.
Just.. make it quick if it's painful.
I'm going to level with you, and you probably won't believe me, and that's okay.
You're Callie, but you aren't. But you are. The point is... you weren't always, but now you are.
Means that it wouldn't be right to kick you out, but it's also... wrong, to leave Callie without a body.
... It's hard.
You're Callie, but you aren't. But you are. The point is... you weren't always, but now you are.
Means that it wouldn't be right to kick you out, but it's also... wrong, to leave Callie without a body.
... It's hard.
December 3, 2024 at 4:53 AM
...Just kick me out.
I'm not Callie, and I'm not me either.
She deserves this body, I don't.
Just.. make it quick if it's painful.
I'm not Callie, and I'm not me either.
She deserves this body, I don't.
Just.. make it quick if it's painful.
[ She would turn her gaze to him, she had a slightly concerned look on her face. ]
[ She would get up and walk over to them. ]
... It's about the whole situation, right..?
[ She would get up and walk over to them. ]
... It's about the whole situation, right..?
(... Nothing to do but call her attention.)
... Hey. We... we need to figure a couple things out.
... Hey. We... we need to figure a couple things out.
December 3, 2024 at 4:30 AM
[ She would turn her gaze to him, she had a slightly concerned look on her face. ]
[ She would get up and walk over to them. ]
... It's about the whole situation, right..?
[ She would get up and walk over to them. ]
... It's about the whole situation, right..?
[ After not much walking, you see her.
She's sitting down beside the tree again, waiting. ]
She's sitting down beside the tree again, waiting. ]
(He follows... winding himself up inside, for however this goes.)
December 3, 2024 at 2:20 AM
[ After not much walking, you see her.
She's sitting down beside the tree again, waiting. ]
She's sitting down beside the tree again, waiting. ]
I just saw a really cool bug.
December 2, 2024 at 6:35 AM
I just saw a really cool bug.
...Okay???
...
Stay there.
[ And she's off. ]
Stay there.
[ And she's off. ]
[ She'd get startled and IMMEDIATELY got up, then she would look towards her. ]
Oh.
Hi..?
Oh.
Hi..?
December 2, 2024 at 2:27 AM
...Okay???
[ She'd get startled and IMMEDIATELY got up, then she would look towards her. ]
Oh.
Hi..?
Oh.
Hi..?
...
[ She clears her throat to draw attention to herself. ]
[ She clears her throat to draw attention to herself. ]
[ After a while you find her, she is sitting on the ground beside a tree, she doesn't even seem to notice herself. ]
December 2, 2024 at 2:04 AM
[ She'd get startled and IMMEDIATELY got up, then she would look towards her. ]
Oh.
Hi..?
Oh.
Hi..?
[ After a while you find her, she is sitting on the ground beside a tree, she doesn't even seem to notice herself. ]
...Y-yeah. That'd... be appreciated.
I-I'll check the woods.
[ And she's off without another word. She's walked into the woods, presumably to search for... herself. ]
I-I'll check the woods.
[ And she's off without another word. She's walked into the woods, presumably to search for... herself. ]
... would you like me to... check the house? So... so you don't have to.
December 2, 2024 at 12:03 AM
[ After a while you find her, she is sitting on the ground beside a tree, she doesn't even seem to notice herself. ]
What do you mean it's NOVEMBER????!??
November 24, 2024 at 8:17 PM
What do you mean it's NOVEMBER????!??
Sometimes you just need to take a long nap.
I was pretty tired.
I was pretty tired.
🧪: ...Im not certain if "naps" are supposed to be "long"...
November 24, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Sometimes you just need to take a long nap.
I was pretty tired.
I was pretty tired.
Good morning!
I just took a really long nap!
I just took a really long nap!
November 24, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Good morning!
I just took a really long nap!
I just took a really long nap!
Of course!
It's my only source of food.
It's my only source of food.
🩸Going to finish that anytime soon?
October 28, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Of course!
It's my only source of food.
It's my only source of food.
I-I didn't steal anything!!!
I don't have anything on me!!!
Except a half eaten brick.
I don't have anything on me!!!
Except a half eaten brick.
🩸Sure. You still have the Wichien's crystal ball on you? It's the main lynchpin of the ritual. I'm pretty sure you stole it.
October 28, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I-I didn't steal anything!!!
I don't have anything on me!!!
Except a half eaten brick.
I don't have anything on me!!!
Except a half eaten brick.
I didn't make ANY wish!
🩸You made a wish on a god. A lot of things are possible.
October 28, 2024 at 2:17 PM
I didn't make ANY wish!