pussy so fat he call it type 2
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
pussy so fat he call it type 2
I just punched a bug
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I just punched a bug
you tell a british person about propaganda and they start looking around
November 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
you tell a british person about propaganda and they start looking around
car insurance went down ~150 dollars this year woo 🥳
November 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
car insurance went down ~150 dollars this year woo 🥳
balls keep getting squished between my thighs
a woman in a blue leotard sits on a white towel with a watermelon on her lap
Alt: a woman in a blue leotard sits on a white towel and crushes a watermelon with her legs
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
balls keep getting squished between my thighs
need to get up so I can pet my dog
November 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
need to get up so I can pet my dog
and who the fuck is madeline
November 1, 2025 at 9:51 AM
and who the fuck is madeline
new supervisor comes up to me and says "so how old are you, cause you look like you're 18"
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
new supervisor comes up to me and says "so how old are you, cause you look like you're 18"
transmasc at work clocked me so bad
October 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
transmasc at work clocked me so bad
how do people do anything when it's mildly cold
October 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
how do people do anything when it's mildly cold
tears run down my thiiiiiiighs
October 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
tears run down my thiiiiiiighs
had the pleasure of handling a package that was headed to Ballsbridge, Dublin, Ireland
October 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
had the pleasure of handling a package that was headed to Ballsbridge, Dublin, Ireland
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mitch mcconnell every 9 days
February 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
mitch mcconnell every 9 days
damn it's almost looking like 2am soup o'clock
October 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
damn it's almost looking like 2am soup o'clock
spent hours hooking up all my retro consoles to one TV only to not be able to find the remote after (the TV has no physical buttons)
October 13, 2025 at 11:13 AM
spent hours hooking up all my retro consoles to one TV only to not be able to find the remote after (the TV has no physical buttons)
friendly reminder ass phat
October 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
friendly reminder ass phat
I know these dogs confused as hell hearing someone belt vision of love every time I have the house to myself
October 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I know these dogs confused as hell hearing someone belt vision of love every time I have the house to myself
when someone tries talking to me I'm like why are you doing that
October 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
when someone tries talking to me I'm like why are you doing that
youtube gave me a "fewer ad breaks for this long video" disclaimer and the video was under 10 minutes y'all
October 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
youtube gave me a "fewer ad breaks for this long video" disclaimer and the video was under 10 minutes y'all
need to live somewhere else asap
October 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
need to live somewhere else asap
microdosing being happy by... um... microdosing being happy by uh... micro um... microdosing happy being... micro... ma...
October 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
microdosing being happy by... um... microdosing being happy by uh... micro um... microdosing happy being... micro... ma...