[ A tear rolls down Laika's cheek as he laughs. ]
So gullible, nowadays...
[ Slapping a hand over her mouth as she snickers! ]
No way ? ! And people believed that shit ? ! Did they think the seams on the 'skin' came with the birth ? !
The picture they used was of a human child in a fursuit. I assume something like that?
[ A tear rolls down Laika's cheek as he laughs. ]
So gullible, nowadays...
The picture they used was of a human child in a fursuit. I assume something like that?
The picture they used was of a human child in a fursuit. I assume something like that?
Well? What's her name, then? Did she get your eyes?
Fake news, fake news... sigh! never anything interesting, either...
Fake news, fake news... sigh! never anything interesting, either...
Fake news, fake news... sigh! never anything interesting, either...
[ Sighs longingly.. ]
[ Sighs longingly.. ]
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐌𝐄,
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐈 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋
⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐔𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 .ᐟ
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐌𝐄,
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐈 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋
⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐔𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 .ᐟ
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「 𝐈’𝐕𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐀 𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐎
𝐒͟𝐇͟𝐀͟𝐑͟𝐏͟ 𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟ ͟𝐂͟𝐑͟𝐔͟𝐄͟𝐋͟
𝐈𝐓’𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐎
𝐘𝐎𝐔, 𝐌͟𝐘͟ ͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐑͟.͟ 」
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「 𝐈’𝐕𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐀 𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐎
𝐒͟𝐇͟𝐀͟𝐑͟𝐏͟ 𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐃͟ ͟𝐂͟𝐑͟𝐔͟𝐄͟𝐋͟
𝐈𝐓’𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐎
𝐘𝐎𝐔, 𝐌͟𝐘͟ ͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐑͟.͟ 」
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𝗜 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁
𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗜 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚,
𝗜 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗲𝘅𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗜 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠
𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗮 𝙢𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙚.
𝗜 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁
𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗜 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚,
𝗜 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗲𝘅𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗜 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠
𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗮 𝙢𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙚.
I'm... almost impressed.
I'm... almost impressed.
Pffft. as if any of them can even hold a candle to you.~
Get off'a my table, you damn dog! That shit was expensive! [ Throwing the magazine to her side. ]
Some of us have to worry about more than JUST our
[ Resting his snout on the palm of his hand. Posed up on this table like he owns the damn place.. ]
Pffft. as if any of them can even hold a candle to you.~
[ Resting his snout on the palm of his hand. Posed up on this table like he owns the damn place.. ]
[ Not even glancing up at him! ]
It's been a totally amazing boost in my sales, I dunno about yours. ( ✨️ )
Busy with what? reading the tabloids?? yaaaaawn!
[ Resting his snout on the palm of his hand. Posed up on this table like he owns the damn place.. ]
Busy with what? reading the tabloids?? yaaaaawn!
What, you want me to dangle some car keys in front of you or something? Entertain yourself, Lai. I'm busy.
Busy with what? reading the tabloids?? yaaaaawn!