Kiri
@lahijadesimba.bsky.social
An electric sheep who dreams of androids. Adulting against my will. Talk nerdy to me. 🇵🇷
It’s funny how gaming vloggers I follow say things like “oh yeah, it took me so long to beat this (narrative game), like a full month” and I’m here taking between 4-6 months to finish one of those games. 🫠
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It’s funny how gaming vloggers I follow say things like “oh yeah, it took me so long to beat this (narrative game), like a full month” and I’m here taking between 4-6 months to finish one of those games. 🫠
My Thanksgiving plans:
- Go to the archery range in the morning (which will hopefully be empty).
- Play some viddygames (either E33 on PS5 or some PC games con Novio)
- Have a lowkey non-Thanksgiving dinner for two.
- Watch Adams Family Values
- Go to bed by 11 PM
- Go to the archery range in the morning (which will hopefully be empty).
- Play some viddygames (either E33 on PS5 or some PC games con Novio)
- Have a lowkey non-Thanksgiving dinner for two.
- Watch Adams Family Values
- Go to bed by 11 PM
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My Thanksgiving plans:
- Go to the archery range in the morning (which will hopefully be empty).
- Play some viddygames (either E33 on PS5 or some PC games con Novio)
- Have a lowkey non-Thanksgiving dinner for two.
- Watch Adams Family Values
- Go to bed by 11 PM
- Go to the archery range in the morning (which will hopefully be empty).
- Play some viddygames (either E33 on PS5 or some PC games con Novio)
- Have a lowkey non-Thanksgiving dinner for two.
- Watch Adams Family Values
- Go to bed by 11 PM
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 just shattered my heart into a million pieces, and I’m sure it’s not done.
I hope it wins GOTY.
I hope it wins GOTY.
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 just shattered my heart into a million pieces, and I’m sure it’s not done.
I hope it wins GOTY.
I hope it wins GOTY.
No, giving me 3 @s on Teams isn’t going to make me do the thing you want me to do any faster, especially since you’re not my supervisor. Sit your asses down ffs.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
No, giving me 3 @s on Teams isn’t going to make me do the thing you want me to do any faster, especially since you’re not my supervisor. Sit your asses down ffs.
I’m so much more invested in the NYC mayoral campaign than in the race for VA governor. Blame it on Mamdani being so hot right now.
October 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I’m so much more invested in the NYC mayoral campaign than in the race for VA governor. Blame it on Mamdani being so hot right now.
Netflix estirando el chicle con CINCO temporadas de Stranger Things (con las últimas dos divididas en partes, pa’ joder) pero no pudieron darle una tercera temporada a Mindhunter, una serie excelente.
It’s all about selling that merch, I guess. 🤷🏻♀️
It’s all about selling that merch, I guess. 🤷🏻♀️
October 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Netflix estirando el chicle con CINCO temporadas de Stranger Things (con las últimas dos divididas en partes, pa’ joder) pero no pudieron darle una tercera temporada a Mindhunter, una serie excelente.
It’s all about selling that merch, I guess. 🤷🏻♀️
It’s all about selling that merch, I guess. 🤷🏻♀️
When I retire (ha!), this is the song I want playing at my retirement party: open.spotify.com/track/3RAFcU...
Psychosocial
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October 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
When I retire (ha!), this is the song I want playing at my retirement party: open.spotify.com/track/3RAFcU...
I am definitely convinced that nothing good ever comes from Tuesdays, ever.
August 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I am definitely convinced that nothing good ever comes from Tuesdays, ever.
I think I need to accept the fact that I’m an audiobook girly now. I barely have time to play videogames now too since archery takes up most of my free time.
Not a bad thing, just the reality since I want to keep improving in this sport.
Not a bad thing, just the reality since I want to keep improving in this sport.
July 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I think I need to accept the fact that I’m an audiobook girly now. I barely have time to play videogames now too since archery takes up most of my free time.
Not a bad thing, just the reality since I want to keep improving in this sport.
Not a bad thing, just the reality since I want to keep improving in this sport.
Lo mejor que he hecho este verano es comprar bolsas de té específicamente para Thai iced tea y hacerlo yo misma cuando me da el antojo. 😌
July 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Lo mejor que he hecho este verano es comprar bolsas de té específicamente para Thai iced tea y hacerlo yo misma cuando me da el antojo. 😌
+: “I moved to Centreville!” [outer suburb in Northern VA]
*: “Oh, for work?”
+: “Uhh, no.”
*: “Did you buy a house?”
+: “N-no?”
*: “Then…why?”
Can’t a person have reasons for moving that aren’t directly tied to labor or owning property? Damn.
*: “Oh, for work?”
+: “Uhh, no.”
*: “Did you buy a house?”
+: “N-no?”
*: “Then…why?”
Can’t a person have reasons for moving that aren’t directly tied to labor or owning property? Damn.
June 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
+: “I moved to Centreville!” [outer suburb in Northern VA]
*: “Oh, for work?”
+: “Uhh, no.”
*: “Did you buy a house?”
+: “N-no?”
*: “Then…why?”
Can’t a person have reasons for moving that aren’t directly tied to labor or owning property? Damn.
*: “Oh, for work?”
+: “Uhh, no.”
*: “Did you buy a house?”
+: “N-no?”
*: “Then…why?”
Can’t a person have reasons for moving that aren’t directly tied to labor or owning property? Damn.
It’s been at least 3 days of driving to work in the rain this month and I am T I R E D.
Lots of rain out there early this morning. No end in sight for now. Tapering midday or early afternoon. About half an inch so far, give or take. Details and forecast at cwg.live.
May 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It’s been at least 3 days of driving to work in the rain this month and I am T I R E D.
For all the crap I have to put with in this job, it’s still a better gig than my previous two full-time jobs, so I definitely get impatient with it yet don’t outright feel like quitting.
But good lord, the amount of stupidity is STAGGERING.
But good lord, the amount of stupidity is STAGGERING.
May 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
For all the crap I have to put with in this job, it’s still a better gig than my previous two full-time jobs, so I definitely get impatient with it yet don’t outright feel like quitting.
But good lord, the amount of stupidity is STAGGERING.
But good lord, the amount of stupidity is STAGGERING.
Honestamente yo no sé si legit hay onvres yendo por la vida con solo la mitad de su cerebro funcionando o si cuando les hablo directamente en inglés lo que escuchan es jeringoza.
I stg this man from work cannot tell a hammer from his own dick.
I stg this man from work cannot tell a hammer from his own dick.
May 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Honestamente yo no sé si legit hay onvres yendo por la vida con solo la mitad de su cerebro funcionando o si cuando les hablo directamente en inglés lo que escuchan es jeringoza.
I stg this man from work cannot tell a hammer from his own dick.
I stg this man from work cannot tell a hammer from his own dick.
La única película que estoy hyped pa’ ver este año es 28 Years Later.
May 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
La única película que estoy hyped pa’ ver este año es 28 Years Later.
Yo viendo a allegados o gente que no conozco postiando sus bebés en redes sociales: 😒
Yo viendo fotos de mi sobrina en redes sociales: AYYYY DIOJ QUÉ PRECIOSAAAAA 🥹❤️🥹❤️🥹❤️
Yo viendo fotos de mi sobrina en redes sociales: AYYYY DIOJ QUÉ PRECIOSAAAAA 🥹❤️🥹❤️🥹❤️
April 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Yo viendo a allegados o gente que no conozco postiando sus bebés en redes sociales: 😒
Yo viendo fotos de mi sobrina en redes sociales: AYYYY DIOJ QUÉ PRECIOSAAAAA 🥹❤️🥹❤️🥹❤️
Yo viendo fotos de mi sobrina en redes sociales: AYYYY DIOJ QUÉ PRECIOSAAAAA 🥹❤️🥹❤️🥹❤️
11:11 hehe claje throwback.
April 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
11:11 hehe claje throwback.
Sabes que el lunes (y el resto de la semana) viene caliente cuando tienes que hacerte café boricua en vez de agua de piringa gringa pa’ subsistir. 🫠
February 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Sabes que el lunes (y el resto de la semana) viene caliente cuando tienes que hacerte café boricua en vez de agua de piringa gringa pa’ subsistir. 🫠
I just made a reference to a Katamari Damacy flash animation from the mid-2000s internet that Novio didn’t catch, and there’s no way to find the video since I think it was hosted on Newgrounds. 😢
February 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I just made a reference to a Katamari Damacy flash animation from the mid-2000s internet that Novio didn’t catch, and there’s no way to find the video since I think it was hosted on Newgrounds. 😢
Reposted by Kiri
Bebe más agua en el invierno, pendejo.
February 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Bebe más agua en el invierno, pendejo.
Behold! My Spyro the Dragon-inspired son!
February 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Behold! My Spyro the Dragon-inspired son!
My February personality songs (i.e., songs I can’t get out of my head for like a month straight):
- Not Like Us - Kendrick Lamar
- Too Sweet - Hozier
- Padam Padam (Extended Mix) - Kylie Minogue
- Café Con Ron & Nueva Yol - Bad Bunny
- Not Like Us - Kendrick Lamar
- Too Sweet - Hozier
- Padam Padam (Extended Mix) - Kylie Minogue
- Café Con Ron & Nueva Yol - Bad Bunny
February 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
My February personality songs (i.e., songs I can’t get out of my head for like a month straight):
- Not Like Us - Kendrick Lamar
- Too Sweet - Hozier
- Padam Padam (Extended Mix) - Kylie Minogue
- Café Con Ron & Nueva Yol - Bad Bunny
- Not Like Us - Kendrick Lamar
- Too Sweet - Hozier
- Padam Padam (Extended Mix) - Kylie Minogue
- Café Con Ron & Nueva Yol - Bad Bunny
Yo no me voy a prestar para escuchar la diarrea que sale de la boca del cabrón de Tr*mp. Ya estoy siendo selectiva con el contenido que consumo; si quiero escuchar a un nene de primer grado hablar, pa’ eso me asomo en una escuela.
January 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Yo no me voy a prestar para escuchar la diarrea que sale de la boca del cabrón de Tr*mp. Ya estoy siendo selectiva con el contenido que consumo; si quiero escuchar a un nene de primer grado hablar, pa’ eso me asomo en una escuela.
Finally managed to wash my hair and feel like less of a goopy goblin after spending the past 3 days battling the flu. Haven’t felt this terrible since I got COVID almost 3 years ago.
January 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Finally managed to wash my hair and feel like less of a goopy goblin after spending the past 3 days battling the flu. Haven’t felt this terrible since I got COVID almost 3 years ago.