La Fautive
@lafautive.bsky.social
She’ll be a verb when you’re a noun
What kind of a nerd spends the better part of Sunday listening to YES because, Bruford? 😂🫡
December 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
What kind of a nerd spends the better part of Sunday listening to YES because, Bruford? 😂🫡
What if while listening to something an ex recorded, you realized they are totally off at one point in a pivotal song & someone should have caught it, but you can’t tell anyone because it will sound snarky even though you have total respect for that person’s playing, but you also can’t unhear it. 😂
December 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
What if while listening to something an ex recorded, you realized they are totally off at one point in a pivotal song & someone should have caught it, but you can’t tell anyone because it will sound snarky even though you have total respect for that person’s playing, but you also can’t unhear it. 😂
Is Josh Homme the indie John Mayer? (Rhetorical)
December 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Is Josh Homme the indie John Mayer? (Rhetorical)
Montreal is so cold right now, I have zero motivation to go outside. I spent 45 minutes on a treadmill today to feel warm, no joke. I can’t just lie around under an electric blanket for the next 5 months.
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Montreal is so cold right now, I have zero motivation to go outside. I spent 45 minutes on a treadmill today to feel warm, no joke. I can’t just lie around under an electric blanket for the next 5 months.
My age and my Spotify Wrapped age tracks: glorious 64
Yours sincerely, wasting away, bless you Macca.
Yours sincerely, wasting away, bless you Macca.
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My age and my Spotify Wrapped age tracks: glorious 64
Yours sincerely, wasting away, bless you Macca.
Yours sincerely, wasting away, bless you Macca.
It’s kind of audacious, I guess, to learn The Unknown Knows but I missed that song. It pops into my head from time to time. The bridge is still a mess but I have most of it down. I don’t think I could play it stoned though, haha
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It’s kind of audacious, I guess, to learn The Unknown Knows but I missed that song. It pops into my head from time to time. The bridge is still a mess but I have most of it down. I don’t think I could play it stoned though, haha
May I recommend recordings by Graham Parker to anyone having a day as ridiculous as mine? He’s less pretentious than Joe Jackson & Costello, easy on the ears, side your ass into middle age type fair.
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
May I recommend recordings by Graham Parker to anyone having a day as ridiculous as mine? He’s less pretentious than Joe Jackson & Costello, easy on the ears, side your ass into middle age type fair.
My lunch date is going to be 30 min late & I’m elated, I want to see this person but I am thrilled to get an extra 30 minutes to play the bass with no small talk required. I couldn’t be weirder if I tried.
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My lunch date is going to be 30 min late & I’m elated, I want to see this person but I am thrilled to get an extra 30 minutes to play the bass with no small talk required. I couldn’t be weirder if I tried.
No lie, in the 90s in Vancouver there was a spate of rock shows with a $1 door for established touring indie acts. I wish I saved my ticket stubs because it seems impossible now. Arena shows can be $800 now & club shows are up to $100. Mind blown. I’m all for adequate financial compensation, btw.
October 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
No lie, in the 90s in Vancouver there was a spate of rock shows with a $1 door for established touring indie acts. I wish I saved my ticket stubs because it seems impossible now. Arena shows can be $800 now & club shows are up to $100. Mind blown. I’m all for adequate financial compensation, btw.
Do you ever wonder if someone is actually conniving or just super dumb? I always kind of hope they’re artfully plotting and not just dense but alas.
October 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Do you ever wonder if someone is actually conniving or just super dumb? I always kind of hope they’re artfully plotting and not just dense but alas.
I miss record stores. I know they still exist but no one hangs out in them anymore & I don’t know anyone who owns them now. I have to follow whomever people who I think might know something are following. The mental load of existing in these times is exhausting. I just want to flip through 7”s.
October 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I miss record stores. I know they still exist but no one hangs out in them anymore & I don’t know anyone who owns them now. I have to follow whomever people who I think might know something are following. The mental load of existing in these times is exhausting. I just want to flip through 7”s.
I don’t like the expression “my rig,” either. I’m such a malcontent.
September 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I don’t like the expression “my rig,” either. I’m such a malcontent.
I don’t like the expression “gut health” ok?
September 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I don’t like the expression “gut health” ok?
No one loves Angel Rat but me, shhh, it’s a secret. I will now return to covertly jamming Clouds in My House. As you were.
September 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
No one loves Angel Rat but me, shhh, it’s a secret. I will now return to covertly jamming Clouds in My House. As you were.
So no joke, I’ve been learning some Game Theory songs. Whyyyyy does the bass begin half way into the first bar of Here It Is Tomorrow. It gives me so much anxiety. I don’t mind starting before the drums but this makes me so nervous and also do I look like I can count to 5?
September 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
So no joke, I’ve been learning some Game Theory songs. Whyyyyy does the bass begin half way into the first bar of Here It Is Tomorrow. It gives me so much anxiety. I don’t mind starting before the drums but this makes me so nervous and also do I look like I can count to 5?
“Just look at that guy, zipping around town, lickety split” something I just said in traffic. No wonder my kid thinks I’m bananas.
August 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“Just look at that guy, zipping around town, lickety split” something I just said in traffic. No wonder my kid thinks I’m bananas.
The guy at the car wash just told me you are a very classy lady. I, uh, don’t really know what to think about that. Ha ha.
August 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The guy at the car wash just told me you are a very classy lady. I, uh, don’t really know what to think about that. Ha ha.
Alright, who wants to do a Game Theory cover (tribute??) band with me? I’m serious & don’t even try to tell me there’s not an audience for this.
August 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Alright, who wants to do a Game Theory cover (tribute??) band with me? I’m serious & don’t even try to tell me there’s not an audience for this.
My guilty pleasure these days is playing along to songs from Kill ‘em All. It’s really fucking fun. Those songs live in a deep recess of my brain, very little conscious thought required, except to stay tight with the drums.
August 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
My guilty pleasure these days is playing along to songs from Kill ‘em All. It’s really fucking fun. Those songs live in a deep recess of my brain, very little conscious thought required, except to stay tight with the drums.
I thought I missed the Minami Deutsch show & was relieved to find out it’s not til September. The chances I will make it in September have not increased tho because now I’ll be complacent about it. Hey, I never said anything I do makes any sense.
August 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I thought I missed the Minami Deutsch show & was relieved to find out it’s not til September. The chances I will make it in September have not increased tho because now I’ll be complacent about it. Hey, I never said anything I do makes any sense.
Trying to convince myself that a handful of jellybeans can be dinner if you had salad for lunch because they balance each other out in some parallel universe my brain exists in
July 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Trying to convince myself that a handful of jellybeans can be dinner if you had salad for lunch because they balance each other out in some parallel universe my brain exists in
I was going to sue Coldplay too, for the crime of releasing boring, repetitive recordings for far too long - an air tight, solid case - but then they exposed that idiot cheating couple so it’s all good, who am I to judge the makers of middle of the road music?
July 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I was going to sue Coldplay too, for the crime of releasing boring, repetitive recordings for far too long - an air tight, solid case - but then they exposed that idiot cheating couple so it’s all good, who am I to judge the makers of middle of the road music?
Pilgrimage seems like a simple jingly jangly song to play except for those weird, unexpected left turns (I would hate to be the drummer, were they just trying to prove they could count, haha), & yes I’m jawing about a 40+ yr old song, good grief, put me in the home with the other raisins
July 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Pilgrimage seems like a simple jingly jangly song to play except for those weird, unexpected left turns (I would hate to be the drummer, were they just trying to prove they could count, haha), & yes I’m jawing about a 40+ yr old song, good grief, put me in the home with the other raisins
I did not come home from the music store today with an acoustic bass & that’s a damn shame because it needs a home & who am I to deny a guitar shelter? Oh wait, I’m a single mom responsible for a preteen who cannot eat or wear an acoustic bass. Well, hell.
July 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I did not come home from the music store today with an acoustic bass & that’s a damn shame because it needs a home & who am I to deny a guitar shelter? Oh wait, I’m a single mom responsible for a preteen who cannot eat or wear an acoustic bass. Well, hell.
I would go to Japan with a metal band again.
July 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I would go to Japan with a metal band again.