La'eeq
@laeeq.bsky.social
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast...
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast...
"Without followers, evil cannot spread."
July 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
"Without followers, evil cannot spread."
"If you can't do something smart, do something right."
June 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
"If you can't do something smart, do something right."
"The dead do not feel pain."
April 22, 2025 at 10:33 AM
"The dead do not feel pain."
‘Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.’
April 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
‘Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.’
"I like this phone.... this is a nice fucking phone."
March 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
"I like this phone.... this is a nice fucking phone."
We don't want muffins, no toast, buns, baps, bagets or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no teacakes, no potato cakes and no hot cross buns! And definitely no smegging flapjacks!
February 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
We don't want muffins, no toast, buns, baps, bagets or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no teacakes, no potato cakes and no hot cross buns! And definitely no smegging flapjacks!
My god! I was only away for two minutes!
February 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My god! I was only away for two minutes!
Abandon shop! Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil, I repeat: this is not a daffodil
February 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Abandon shop! Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil, I repeat: this is not a daffodil
We'd better get a job. But what jobs are there in a backwards reality for a dead hologram and an android with a head shaped like a novelty condom?
January 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
We'd better get a job. But what jobs are there in a backwards reality for a dead hologram and an android with a head shaped like a novelty condom?
That was an important speech, sir, and it needed to be made. Might I suggest, however, that the rest of this discourse is continued by those with brains larger than a grape
January 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
That was an important speech, sir, and it needed to be made. Might I suggest, however, that the rest of this discourse is continued by those with brains larger than a grape
When you're younger, you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb in to your 26-inch-waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age- 24, 25- your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat bastard
January 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
When you're younger, you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb in to your 26-inch-waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age- 24, 25- your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat bastard
That is his crime; it is also his punishment.
December 30, 2024 at 11:33 PM
That is his crime; it is also his punishment.
Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major - and I mean major - leaflet campaign.
December 26, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major - and I mean major - leaflet campaign.
"Given that God is infinite and the universe is also infinite........ Would you like a toasted teacake?"
December 24, 2024 at 6:34 AM
"Given that God is infinite and the universe is also infinite........ Would you like a toasted teacake?"
I've been through the whole of my database, collated every single option and there are three realistic alternatives.
One: Sit here and get blown up.
Two: Stand here and get blown up.
Three: Jump up and down, shout at me for not being able to think of anything, then get blown up
One: Sit here and get blown up.
Two: Stand here and get blown up.
Three: Jump up and down, shout at me for not being able to think of anything, then get blown up
December 20, 2024 at 2:26 PM
I've been through the whole of my database, collated every single option and there are three realistic alternatives.
One: Sit here and get blown up.
Two: Stand here and get blown up.
Three: Jump up and down, shout at me for not being able to think of anything, then get blown up
One: Sit here and get blown up.
Two: Stand here and get blown up.
Three: Jump up and down, shout at me for not being able to think of anything, then get blown up
“In the light universe, I have been darkness. Perhaps in the Dark Zone, I will be light.”
November 15, 2024 at 1:54 AM
“In the light universe, I have been darkness. Perhaps in the Dark Zone, I will be light.”
“You know that pain and guilt can’t be taken away with the wave of a magic wand! They’re the things we carry with us, the things that make us who we are. If we lose them, we lose ourselves. I don’t want my pain taken away, I need my pain!”
November 7, 2024 at 9:10 PM
“You know that pain and guilt can’t be taken away with the wave of a magic wand! They’re the things we carry with us, the things that make us who we are. If we lose them, we lose ourselves. I don’t want my pain taken away, I need my pain!”
"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life." Captain Jean-Luc Picard
November 7, 2024 at 12:58 AM
"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life." Captain Jean-Luc Picard
A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.
November 2, 2024 at 1:46 AM
A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.
"Have we sent the "don't shoot, we're pathetic" transmission.
October 31, 2024 at 11:56 AM
"Have we sent the "don't shoot, we're pathetic" transmission.
It's a good bit of kit, ahh... *snnnifffff* smell that old high precision test geeh.
October 26, 2024 at 7:57 PM
It's a good bit of kit, ahh... *snnnifffff* smell that old high precision test geeh.
Real dumplings, proper dumplings when they are properly cooked to perfection, proper dumplings should not bounce!
December 27, 2023 at 12:03 AM
Real dumplings, proper dumplings when they are properly cooked to perfection, proper dumplings should not bounce!