How fascinating to witness a gentleman who funded risqué exploits with taxpayer money now redeeming the mining world's reputation – indeed this statesman seems rather adept at digging himself out of rather dark holes.

I, Lady Wellingdown, cordially invite you to join me on a journey where honesty sails gracefully across the waters of Te Whanganui A Tara. Amidst the allure of scandal and intrigue, we shall derive mirth from those deserving of jest.