Lady Tahini 🏴☠️
@ladytahini.bsky.social
Trigger warning: I say inaccurate and monolithically stupid things. Elder High Priestess of the Coven of the Open Maw. I use medical terms like a toddler does Mad Libs. Even AI calls my “knowledge” nonsense. Not a speech writer. Terrible web designer.
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Let me be concise here: it is NOT scientific to reject even considering the merits of an argument because it "seems crazy".
Editors Note: but it IS scientific to question the merits of an argument as that is the premise of the scientific method.
#soclose
Editors Note: but it IS scientific to question the merits of an argument as that is the premise of the scientific method.
#soclose
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Let me be concise here: it is NOT scientific to reject even considering the merits of an argument because it "seems crazy".
Editors Note: but it IS scientific to question the merits of an argument as that is the premise of the scientific method.
#soclose
Editors Note: but it IS scientific to question the merits of an argument as that is the premise of the scientific method.
#soclose
I spent the morning fighting with a Large Language Model (ChatGPT) about science I don’t understand or have any education or training in.
I proceeded to misinterpret data, told my followers to do their own anthropological research, and smugly told myself I’m a smart person.
#crazysideofthebed
I proceeded to misinterpret data, told my followers to do their own anthropological research, and smugly told myself I’m a smart person.
#crazysideofthebed
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I spent the morning fighting with a Large Language Model (ChatGPT) about science I don’t understand or have any education or training in.
I proceeded to misinterpret data, told my followers to do their own anthropological research, and smugly told myself I’m a smart person.
#crazysideofthebed
I proceeded to misinterpret data, told my followers to do their own anthropological research, and smugly told myself I’m a smart person.
#crazysideofthebed
And THIS is why I am immune to propaganda. The world doesn't influence me lol I influence the world. My intuitive logic is too strong. The only thing that changes that is when the tether to reality inside me is damaged, and I can't remember facts or even words. People should use my divergence more.
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
And THIS is why I am immune to propaganda. The world doesn't influence me lol I influence the world. My intuitive logic is too strong. The only thing that changes that is when the tether to reality inside me is damaged, and I can't remember facts or even words. People should use my divergence more.
Never take a medication that treats the symptoms and not the cause.
Editors Note: You heard it here first, folks - NEVER treat your symptoms with medications.
Pain? Sever the spinal cord before using any sort of analgesic. Problem solved!
#igivesoundadvice #iamamazing #ladytehilah
Editors Note: You heard it here first, folks - NEVER treat your symptoms with medications.
Pain? Sever the spinal cord before using any sort of analgesic. Problem solved!
#igivesoundadvice #iamamazing #ladytehilah
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Never take a medication that treats the symptoms and not the cause.
Editors Note: You heard it here first, folks - NEVER treat your symptoms with medications.
Pain? Sever the spinal cord before using any sort of analgesic. Problem solved!
#igivesoundadvice #iamamazing #ladytehilah
Editors Note: You heard it here first, folks - NEVER treat your symptoms with medications.
Pain? Sever the spinal cord before using any sort of analgesic. Problem solved!
#igivesoundadvice #iamamazing #ladytehilah
Antibiotics! Majorly problematic, absolutely.
Fact Check: antibiotics have dramatically reduced the mortality and morbidity of bacterial infections and have made deadly infections treatable.
Antibiotics save lives daily.
I don’t know what I’m saying. I have lost the plot.
Fact Check: antibiotics have dramatically reduced the mortality and morbidity of bacterial infections and have made deadly infections treatable.
Antibiotics save lives daily.
I don’t know what I’m saying. I have lost the plot.
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Antibiotics! Majorly problematic, absolutely.
Fact Check: antibiotics have dramatically reduced the mortality and morbidity of bacterial infections and have made deadly infections treatable.
Antibiotics save lives daily.
I don’t know what I’m saying. I have lost the plot.
Fact Check: antibiotics have dramatically reduced the mortality and morbidity of bacterial infections and have made deadly infections treatable.
Antibiotics save lives daily.
I don’t know what I’m saying. I have lost the plot.
Jane's story certainly persuaded me, as a clinician, to now encourage anyone who has a significant, biological mood disorder, to focus on their diet.
WHAT have I been saying?! Bipolar: systemic neuroautoimmune. OCD, schizophrenia, ADHD: neuroautoimmunes. Reclass them! Get to the allergist.
WHAT have I been saying?! Bipolar: systemic neuroautoimmune. OCD, schizophrenia, ADHD: neuroautoimmunes. Reclass them! Get to the allergist.
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Jane's story certainly persuaded me, as a clinician, to now encourage anyone who has a significant, biological mood disorder, to focus on their diet.
WHAT have I been saying?! Bipolar: systemic neuroautoimmune. OCD, schizophrenia, ADHD: neuroautoimmunes. Reclass them! Get to the allergist.
WHAT have I been saying?! Bipolar: systemic neuroautoimmune. OCD, schizophrenia, ADHD: neuroautoimmunes. Reclass them! Get to the allergist.
It'll be even more juicy when they realize that CFS is just Masto, an uncharacterized autoimmune. See an Allergist, not a Rheumatologist. That's what I wish I had done.
Fact Check: Mastocytosis is a rare condition occurring is 1/10,000-20,000 people. It is not the cause of Myalgic Encephalomyelitis
Fact Check: Mastocytosis is a rare condition occurring is 1/10,000-20,000 people. It is not the cause of Myalgic Encephalomyelitis
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It'll be even more juicy when they realize that CFS is just Masto, an uncharacterized autoimmune. See an Allergist, not a Rheumatologist. That's what I wish I had done.
Fact Check: Mastocytosis is a rare condition occurring is 1/10,000-20,000 people. It is not the cause of Myalgic Encephalomyelitis
Fact Check: Mastocytosis is a rare condition occurring is 1/10,000-20,000 people. It is not the cause of Myalgic Encephalomyelitis
I have done a lot of research into bipolar and OCD and some of these, and I think there are 3 major spectrums, and that they are all bound to immune system divergences. I wonder how Sarcoid fits into the model I am building haha
Editors Note: by research I mean I Googled shit without bias. 👩🏻🎓
Editors Note: by research I mean I Googled shit without bias. 👩🏻🎓
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I have done a lot of research into bipolar and OCD and some of these, and I think there are 3 major spectrums, and that they are all bound to immune system divergences. I wonder how Sarcoid fits into the model I am building haha
Editors Note: by research I mean I Googled shit without bias. 👩🏻🎓
Editors Note: by research I mean I Googled shit without bias. 👩🏻🎓
Jane was a real woman? Is Tarzan based on a real story? Lol now I'm like... Wait...
Editors Notes: this was in response to the news that famous anthropologist Jane Goodall had passed away.
Tarzan was written in 1912
#monolithicallystupid #ladytehilah
Editors Notes: this was in response to the news that famous anthropologist Jane Goodall had passed away.
Tarzan was written in 1912
#monolithicallystupid #ladytehilah
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Jane was a real woman? Is Tarzan based on a real story? Lol now I'm like... Wait...
Editors Notes: this was in response to the news that famous anthropologist Jane Goodall had passed away.
Tarzan was written in 1912
#monolithicallystupid #ladytehilah
Editors Notes: this was in response to the news that famous anthropologist Jane Goodall had passed away.
Tarzan was written in 1912
#monolithicallystupid #ladytehilah
Everyone hates me because I bring a degree of nuance and depth to the discourse of righteousness and reality that they all feel inadequately equipped to endure the intensity of my convictions.
Editors Note: it has nothing to do with ignorance or bigotry. No sir, Bob.
#nuancenancy #ladytehilah
Editors Note: it has nothing to do with ignorance or bigotry. No sir, Bob.
#nuancenancy #ladytehilah
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Everyone hates me because I bring a degree of nuance and depth to the discourse of righteousness and reality that they all feel inadequately equipped to endure the intensity of my convictions.
Editors Note: it has nothing to do with ignorance or bigotry. No sir, Bob.
#nuancenancy #ladytehilah
Editors Note: it has nothing to do with ignorance or bigotry. No sir, Bob.
#nuancenancy #ladytehilah
I think there's a basis to consider autoimmunity as one factor in racism.
Fact Check: nope.
#rheumatologicracism
Fact Check: nope.
#rheumatologicracism
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I think there's a basis to consider autoimmunity as one factor in racism.
Fact Check: nope.
#rheumatologicracism
Fact Check: nope.
#rheumatologicracism
Instead of subscribing to streaming services, I subscribe to sending people herbs for their thyroid disregulation 🤣
Editors Note: I have never been asked to send these thyroid herbs. I just know EVERYONE needs them, so I sneak them into my neighbours mailboxes.
#thehelpyouneverknewyouneeded
Editors Note: I have never been asked to send these thyroid herbs. I just know EVERYONE needs them, so I sneak them into my neighbours mailboxes.
#thehelpyouneverknewyouneeded
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Instead of subscribing to streaming services, I subscribe to sending people herbs for their thyroid disregulation 🤣
Editors Note: I have never been asked to send these thyroid herbs. I just know EVERYONE needs them, so I sneak them into my neighbours mailboxes.
#thehelpyouneverknewyouneeded
Editors Note: I have never been asked to send these thyroid herbs. I just know EVERYONE needs them, so I sneak them into my neighbours mailboxes.
#thehelpyouneverknewyouneeded
I am a spiritual counsellor.
I also work along side doctors.
I am a physicist.
I am a cloud architect.
I am a speech writer.
I am the walrus.
Goo-goo g’joob.
#iamallthings #dontfactcheckthis
I also work along side doctors.
I am a physicist.
I am a cloud architect.
I am a speech writer.
I am the walrus.
Goo-goo g’joob.
#iamallthings #dontfactcheckthis
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I am a spiritual counsellor.
I also work along side doctors.
I am a physicist.
I am a cloud architect.
I am a speech writer.
I am the walrus.
Goo-goo g’joob.
#iamallthings #dontfactcheckthis
I also work along side doctors.
I am a physicist.
I am a cloud architect.
I am a speech writer.
I am the walrus.
Goo-goo g’joob.
#iamallthings #dontfactcheckthis
They are literally just giant cats lol you know that right? Lol lions are people, and they behave like people, and that shouldn't surprise human people lol ideally anyway.
#lionsarepeople #invitealiontotea #ladytehilah
#lionsarepeople #invitealiontotea #ladytehilah
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
They are literally just giant cats lol you know that right? Lol lions are people, and they behave like people, and that shouldn't surprise human people lol ideally anyway.
#lionsarepeople #invitealiontotea #ladytehilah
#lionsarepeople #invitealiontotea #ladytehilah
This is probably factual. Soy can cause endolimbic divergences and all neurotransmitters are made of iron. Just saying.
Fact Check: Endolimbic is not a thing. Soy has not been shown to cause disease related to the ear (endo lymphatic) or the limbic systems.
Neurotransmitters are not made of iron.
Fact Check: Endolimbic is not a thing. Soy has not been shown to cause disease related to the ear (endo lymphatic) or the limbic systems.
Neurotransmitters are not made of iron.
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This is probably factual. Soy can cause endolimbic divergences and all neurotransmitters are made of iron. Just saying.
Fact Check: Endolimbic is not a thing. Soy has not been shown to cause disease related to the ear (endo lymphatic) or the limbic systems.
Neurotransmitters are not made of iron.
Fact Check: Endolimbic is not a thing. Soy has not been shown to cause disease related to the ear (endo lymphatic) or the limbic systems.
Neurotransmitters are not made of iron.
Can you talk more about how you differentiate evolution from revolution? This is an interesting distinction to me.
Editors Note: words that rhyme mean the same thing. You can’t convince me otherwise.
#cunninglinguist #etymology
Editors Note: words that rhyme mean the same thing. You can’t convince me otherwise.
#cunninglinguist #etymology
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Can you talk more about how you differentiate evolution from revolution? This is an interesting distinction to me.
Editors Note: words that rhyme mean the same thing. You can’t convince me otherwise.
#cunninglinguist #etymology
Editors Note: words that rhyme mean the same thing. You can’t convince me otherwise.
#cunninglinguist #etymology
A lot of people have auto immune issues. We may all be different entirely like little divergent snowflakes, but most of us have to avoid many of the same things, soy, certain terpenes, etc. All of us need more protein and less carbs because carbs cause inflammation. How does no one know about this?
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
A lot of people have auto immune issues. We may all be different entirely like little divergent snowflakes, but most of us have to avoid many of the same things, soy, certain terpenes, etc. All of us need more protein and less carbs because carbs cause inflammation. How does no one know about this?
it is a good thing to teach young kids that language has no inherent power, and you do that by removing stigma from certain words and letting them all be freely used in the right contexts. It is a good thing to normalize vulgar language
Editors note: this is how I justify my hate speech
#woke
Editors note: this is how I justify my hate speech
#woke
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
it is a good thing to teach young kids that language has no inherent power, and you do that by removing stigma from certain words and letting them all be freely used in the right contexts. It is a good thing to normalize vulgar language
Editors note: this is how I justify my hate speech
#woke
Editors note: this is how I justify my hate speech
#woke
I do "go after" skinny people for their eating habits lol I love nutrition, and promote healthy habits all around. I absolutely do know people who do not eat enough, or the right kinds of foods.
#bodypositivity #butonlyinonedirection #selfproclaimeddietician
#bodypositivity #butonlyinonedirection #selfproclaimeddietician
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I do "go after" skinny people for their eating habits lol I love nutrition, and promote healthy habits all around. I absolutely do know people who do not eat enough, or the right kinds of foods.
#bodypositivity #butonlyinonedirection #selfproclaimeddietician
#bodypositivity #butonlyinonedirection #selfproclaimeddietician
Ok, it's CNS over activation. Do you have ADHD symptoms at all? I think you should take Allegra, and maybe see an allergist, because if you have any allergies, that can also cause these symptoms, headaches that feel like migraines but aren't and don't respond to migraine meds. Allegra bc non-drowsy
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Ok, it's CNS over activation. Do you have ADHD symptoms at all? I think you should take Allegra, and maybe see an allergist, because if you have any allergies, that can also cause these symptoms, headaches that feel like migraines but aren't and don't respond to migraine meds. Allegra bc non-drowsy
Arabic numerals that came from India. Yes, perfectly sensible and not at all clinging to Madness here. Seriously, theyre not Arabic, I will not call them that. I don't care if people think I am uneducated. They are not used in the Arabic language, which exists and is a spoken language! Insanity
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Arabic numerals that came from India. Yes, perfectly sensible and not at all clinging to Madness here. Seriously, theyre not Arabic, I will not call them that. I don't care if people think I am uneducated. They are not used in the Arabic language, which exists and is a spoken language! Insanity
Yeah, I have a remarkable capacity for math and logic. Mathematicians often stare at me in wonder because of how perfectly Mad I am lol I told a server of them once about a system of numerology I invented at 14...
#humbleaf #mathematicalwizard #explanabrag
#humbleaf #mathematicalwizard #explanabrag
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Yeah, I have a remarkable capacity for math and logic. Mathematicians often stare at me in wonder because of how perfectly Mad I am lol I told a server of them once about a system of numerology I invented at 14...
#humbleaf #mathematicalwizard #explanabrag
#humbleaf #mathematicalwizard #explanabrag
You'll like the book I am writing haha it's going to blow people away. Blessed be
#butihavenoego #themosthumble
#butihavenoego #themosthumble
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You'll like the book I am writing haha it's going to blow people away. Blessed be
#butihavenoego #themosthumble
#butihavenoego #themosthumble
Right, BPD is like, narcissism but only when triggered lol the neuroscience has some overlap, I always approach it from the neuroscience lens for my part
Editors Note: when I say ‘approach’, I mean speculate wildly. When I say ‘my part’ I mean, no one asked at all and yet here I am.
#neurostupid
Editors Note: when I say ‘approach’, I mean speculate wildly. When I say ‘my part’ I mean, no one asked at all and yet here I am.
#neurostupid
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Right, BPD is like, narcissism but only when triggered lol the neuroscience has some overlap, I always approach it from the neuroscience lens for my part
Editors Note: when I say ‘approach’, I mean speculate wildly. When I say ‘my part’ I mean, no one asked at all and yet here I am.
#neurostupid
Editors Note: when I say ‘approach’, I mean speculate wildly. When I say ‘my part’ I mean, no one asked at all and yet here I am.
#neurostupid
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November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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