A Ladysquatch
@ladysquatch.bsky.social
Coffee breath and suspicious. Just another recovering attorney. If I were a tree, I'd be a member of the fir family.
It's weird how a state that seems to love white privilege so much has made it a finable offense to talk about it in educational settings. 🙄
April 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It's weird how a state that seems to love white privilege so much has made it a finable offense to talk about it in educational settings. 🙄
I come from a long line of big, saggy boobed women, and I was recently talking to my mom about a reduction and lift (I'm the family holdout). She told me not to wait too long because my grandma did and ended up accidentally snapping her boob into a seat belt latch. 😳
April 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I come from a long line of big, saggy boobed women, and I was recently talking to my mom about a reduction and lift (I'm the family holdout). She told me not to wait too long because my grandma did and ended up accidentally snapping her boob into a seat belt latch. 😳
Last year, I went to a new physical therapist. During the middle of our first session, she asked me where I met my husband. I blanked out and said, "23 and Me." Due to sheer embarrassment, my hunt for a good PT started anew.
March 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Last year, I went to a new physical therapist. During the middle of our first session, she asked me where I met my husband. I blanked out and said, "23 and Me." Due to sheer embarrassment, my hunt for a good PT started anew.
In an effort to escape the chaos of the world for a little bit, we've been watching The Pitt - and holy fuck, I'm not sure my escape plan is working.
March 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
In an effort to escape the chaos of the world for a little bit, we've been watching The Pitt - and holy fuck, I'm not sure my escape plan is working.
My new daily (or several times a day) practice is asking myself the following three questions: 1) What do I know to be true? 2) What do I have control over? 3) What choices can I make?
March 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My new daily (or several times a day) practice is asking myself the following three questions: 1) What do I know to be true? 2) What do I have control over? 3) What choices can I make?
Just scrambled 6 eggs for dinner and felt like a millionaire doing it.
March 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Just scrambled 6 eggs for dinner and felt like a millionaire doing it.
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Updated information from NFFE regarding the Five Bullets email from OPM. nffe.org/nffe_news/gu...
Guidance on OPM Saturday Email | National Federation of Federal Employees
An urgent message from NFFE leadership.
nffe.org
February 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Updated information from NFFE regarding the Five Bullets email from OPM. nffe.org/nffe_news/gu...
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Nothing like making millions of employees waste their time summarizing what they did week over week as a way to demonstrate government efficiency. FTG.
February 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Nothing like making millions of employees waste their time summarizing what they did week over week as a way to demonstrate government efficiency. FTG.
Yesterday, I woke up confused and stumbled around my house in the dark until I stepped in a pile of dog shit. It all felt really on point.
February 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Yesterday, I woke up confused and stumbled around my house in the dark until I stepped in a pile of dog shit. It all felt really on point.
My child just told me his "water pressure is low" in our nightly game of How Can I Avoid Going to Bed? Cup of water secured.
February 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
My child just told me his "water pressure is low" in our nightly game of How Can I Avoid Going to Bed? Cup of water secured.
Our little owl loves catching a warm draft from the fire. There must be a cozy heat pocket under that little leaf bubble.
November 30, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Our little owl loves catching a warm draft from the fire. There must be a cozy heat pocket under that little leaf bubble.
You all, it is *this close* to hot cereal salad season.
November 21, 2024 at 3:27 AM
You all, it is *this close* to hot cereal salad season.
I tried oreo coke for science. Do not recommend.
November 21, 2024 at 3:24 AM
I tried oreo coke for science. Do not recommend.
I just convinced my husband that rosé prosecco and a Magic Mike marathon is the perfect way to spend snowmagedon 2024.
January 13, 2024 at 10:35 PM
I just convinced my husband that rosé prosecco and a Magic Mike marathon is the perfect way to spend snowmagedon 2024.
TL:DR Squirrels at Boise State are out of control.
Today, I was standing outside, minding my own damn business, when I felt something on my foot. When I looked down, there was a squirrel clinging onto my calf. I had just returned from Taekwondo, so unfortunately for Cujo, he got snap kicked from Admin to Math.
January 5, 2024 at 4:01 AM
TL:DR Squirrels at Boise State are out of control.
Today, I was standing outside, minding my own damn business, when I felt something on my foot. When I looked down, there was a squirrel clinging onto my calf. I had just returned from Taekwondo, so unfortunately for Cujo, he got snap kicked from Admin to Math.
January 5, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Today, I was standing outside, minding my own damn business, when I felt something on my foot. When I looked down, there was a squirrel clinging onto my calf. I had just returned from Taekwondo, so unfortunately for Cujo, he got snap kicked from Admin to Math.
My husband was just trying to coax me into staying up and "partying with him" (watching Cocaine Bear), when told me he was the one who had to get up early. I was so so asked him when he had to get up, and he told me 11 am for the 11:30 am massage I scheduled him for Christmas. Our child wakes at 7.
December 26, 2023 at 5:38 AM
My husband was just trying to coax me into staying up and "partying with him" (watching Cocaine Bear), when told me he was the one who had to get up early. I was so so asked him when he had to get up, and he told me 11 am for the 11:30 am massage I scheduled him for Christmas. Our child wakes at 7.
'Twas a very Idaho white elephant. The first gift opened was two boxes of ammo. My gift was a can of Four Loko, which was quickly stolen. My replacement gift was also a can of Four Loko.
December 14, 2023 at 4:31 AM
'Twas a very Idaho white elephant. The first gift opened was two boxes of ammo. My gift was a can of Four Loko, which was quickly stolen. My replacement gift was also a can of Four Loko.
Took my 3.5 y.o. to get a COVID booster today, and on the way he kept saying, "I like shots in my mouth, not in my arm," and then eventually said, "I want a hotdog sandwich." What do I do with any of that?
December 2, 2023 at 1:44 AM
Took my 3.5 y.o. to get a COVID booster today, and on the way he kept saying, "I like shots in my mouth, not in my arm," and then eventually said, "I want a hotdog sandwich." What do I do with any of that?
My favorite event today was being able to explain to my neighbor the neighborhood text message chats that were occurring after his kids randomly dropped pineapples off on people's porches. He was both clueless and horrified.
November 27, 2023 at 12:47 AM
My favorite event today was being able to explain to my neighbor the neighborhood text message chats that were occurring after his kids randomly dropped pineapples off on people's porches. He was both clueless and horrified.
Came back from vacation with a raging case of COVID. I've officially canceled Thanksgiving because I'm not spending all day cooking a meal that my kids have to eat in a separate room than the sick adults.
November 23, 2023 at 2:06 AM
Came back from vacation with a raging case of COVID. I've officially canceled Thanksgiving because I'm not spending all day cooking a meal that my kids have to eat in a separate room than the sick adults.
Blasting "My Heart Will Go On" on a yacht in the middle of the ocean off of Iceland seems like a poor choice, and yet here I am.
November 17, 2023 at 10:53 PM
Blasting "My Heart Will Go On" on a yacht in the middle of the ocean off of Iceland seems like a poor choice, and yet here I am.
I 0⁰ like Icelandic light switches. I don't understand how they work, and I can't tell how to definitively turn them on or off. Ice saga didn't prepare me for this hiccup.
November 16, 2023 at 11:35 PM
I 0⁰ like Icelandic light switches. I don't understand how they work, and I can't tell how to definitively turn them on or off. Ice saga didn't prepare me for this hiccup.