Lord Lauren
@ladylordlauren.bsky.social
please clap | 23 | she/her | bi | what’s a kilometer rahhhh 🇺🇸
ugh tak, you’re back
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
ugh tak, you’re back
Ripping off my coat to reveal a shirt that says “I LOVE PETER CAPALDI”
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Ripping off my coat to reveal a shirt that says “I LOVE PETER CAPALDI”
can’t understand the l word cuz everybody acts like it’s an infomercial and they look exactly the same
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
can’t understand the l word cuz everybody acts like it’s an infomercial and they look exactly the same
I talk about Boston the same way white boys talk about Tokyo
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I talk about Boston the same way white boys talk about Tokyo
Bob ain’t my damn uncle
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Bob ain’t my damn uncle
Had a dream where drake did a cover of nuthin but a g thang and woke up in a cold sweat
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Had a dream where drake did a cover of nuthin but a g thang and woke up in a cold sweat
This nigga did not just say “things happen” about the brutal murder of a journalist……….
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This nigga did not just say “things happen” about the brutal murder of a journalist……….
hate bras them shits feel like a saw trap
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
hate bras them shits feel like a saw trap
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game awards 2016: we signed a sponsorship deal with schick, here is a bit razor mascot man. he's buff for some reason
game awards 2025: we signed a sponsorship deal with a company that knowingly sells ad time to the government agency that kidnaps immigrants
game awards 2025: we signed a sponsorship deal with a company that knowingly sells ad time to the government agency that kidnaps immigrants
November 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
game awards 2016: we signed a sponsorship deal with schick, here is a bit razor mascot man. he's buff for some reason
game awards 2025: we signed a sponsorship deal with a company that knowingly sells ad time to the government agency that kidnaps immigrants
game awards 2025: we signed a sponsorship deal with a company that knowingly sells ad time to the government agency that kidnaps immigrants
bumping gucci mane in the whip deep in the desert, call that thirst trap
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
bumping gucci mane in the whip deep in the desert, call that thirst trap
Making fun of Brits and their bastardization of the English language is a special interest of mine
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Making fun of Brits and their bastardization of the English language is a special interest of mine
I want to look like Taissa and Van’s Midwestern lovechild
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I want to look like Taissa and Van’s Midwestern lovechild
Deep frying that Duolingo bird and the entire stupid cast of characters in front of a cheering audience
October 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Deep frying that Duolingo bird and the entire stupid cast of characters in front of a cheering audience
“We need a Revolution—now!” says person who will do fuck-all to start one.
October 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
“We need a Revolution—now!” says person who will do fuck-all to start one.
had no idea americas new war was gonna be the end of the golden age of piracy 2
October 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
had no idea americas new war was gonna be the end of the golden age of piracy 2
I pray Matt Damon slays this white devil 🙏
October 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I pray Matt Damon slays this white devil 🙏
man everyone in twin peaks was just fucking each other damn
October 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
man everyone in twin peaks was just fucking each other damn
David Lynch should have made Jujutsu Kaisen
October 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
David Lynch should have made Jujutsu Kaisen
Call me Ronald Regan the way my economics bout to trickle down
October 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Call me Ronald Regan the way my economics bout to trickle down
people with small feet pmo like if y’all don’t just grow up
October 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
people with small feet pmo like if y’all don’t just grow up
why is dandadan so freaked out like wtf I just turned this shit on
October 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
why is dandadan so freaked out like wtf I just turned this shit on
Tranqs can’t stop me, I’m too woke
October 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Tranqs can’t stop me, I’m too woke
Gotta wait for my brain to develop fully before I kill myself
October 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Gotta wait for my brain to develop fully before I kill myself
Why haven’t the two broke girls kissed
October 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Why haven’t the two broke girls kissed
Geto stans scare the shit out of me like why do you want to fuck that man so bad
October 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Geto stans scare the shit out of me like why do you want to fuck that man so bad