Katie Berben
@ladyduchess.bsky.social
I'm a pretty pretty princess from planet fabulous. I'm keen on crocheting, cosplay, and cats.
I love cluttered vintage shops. it's like walking thru an I spy picture
July 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I love cluttered vintage shops. it's like walking thru an I spy picture
Simon says Believe in yourself
June 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Simon says Believe in yourself
It's like watching 2 kaijus fight. Very entertaining and you saw it coming but then you realize you live in one of those high rises.
June 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It's like watching 2 kaijus fight. Very entertaining and you saw it coming but then you realize you live in one of those high rises.
Some girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice
I'm made of blood and bone and whatever this grey stuff is
hey should I be able to see this?
I'm made of blood and bone and whatever this grey stuff is
hey should I be able to see this?
May 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Some girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice
I'm made of blood and bone and whatever this grey stuff is
hey should I be able to see this?
I'm made of blood and bone and whatever this grey stuff is
hey should I be able to see this?
Long flowy skirt
Vs
Rolly office chair wheels
Round one: FIGHT
Vs
Rolly office chair wheels
Round one: FIGHT
April 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Long flowy skirt
Vs
Rolly office chair wheels
Round one: FIGHT
Vs
Rolly office chair wheels
Round one: FIGHT
Me: we're shopping for a new Daddy
College of Cardinals: please don't call it that
College of Cardinals: please don't call it that
April 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Me: we're shopping for a new Daddy
College of Cardinals: please don't call it that
College of Cardinals: please don't call it that
Ok but HOW does one DO the Humpty dance?
April 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Ok but HOW does one DO the Humpty dance?
When we said we'd choose the bear, we didn't mean the market
April 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
When we said we'd choose the bear, we didn't mean the market
Remember when your " going out clothes" meant out to a club and not out in public?
March 31, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Remember when your " going out clothes" meant out to a club and not out in public?
I tire of the empty promises. I tire of waiting. At this point, the venga bus is freaking late.
March 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I tire of the empty promises. I tire of waiting. At this point, the venga bus is freaking late.
F*ck Zelensky
Oops wrong phrasing
I would very much like to f*ck Zelensky. 10/10 fox call me please👀💛💙💦
Oops wrong phrasing
I would very much like to f*ck Zelensky. 10/10 fox call me please👀💛💙💦
March 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
F*ck Zelensky
Oops wrong phrasing
I would very much like to f*ck Zelensky. 10/10 fox call me please👀💛💙💦
Oops wrong phrasing
I would very much like to f*ck Zelensky. 10/10 fox call me please👀💛💙💦
Talking to a guy
Wow he sure knows a lot about Colin kaepernick. But why?
Oh no
Wow he sure knows a lot about Colin kaepernick. But why?
Oh no
February 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Talking to a guy
Wow he sure knows a lot about Colin kaepernick. But why?
Oh no
Wow he sure knows a lot about Colin kaepernick. But why?
Oh no
I can't explain it but The Miz is Colin Jost's Wario
February 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I can't explain it but The Miz is Colin Jost's Wario
I'm too young for menopause
*Uterus puts on fedora*
PERIMENOPAUSE?!?!
*Uterus puts on fedora*
PERIMENOPAUSE?!?!
February 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm too young for menopause
*Uterus puts on fedora*
PERIMENOPAUSE?!?!
*Uterus puts on fedora*
PERIMENOPAUSE?!?!
The game to commercial screen time is my ideal ratio for chocolate to peanut butter for Reece cups
February 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The game to commercial screen time is my ideal ratio for chocolate to peanut butter for Reece cups
Man it sure is weather out there today
February 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man it sure is weather out there today
Mustard bottles: tiny little opening, you can have a liiiiiiitle taste
Ketchup bottles: a little bigger, treat yourself to a wee dollop
BBQ bottles: hnnnngh take it all you saucy slut
😆😆 I'm so lonely
Ketchup bottles: a little bigger, treat yourself to a wee dollop
BBQ bottles: hnnnngh take it all you saucy slut
😆😆 I'm so lonely
February 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Mustard bottles: tiny little opening, you can have a liiiiiiitle taste
Ketchup bottles: a little bigger, treat yourself to a wee dollop
BBQ bottles: hnnnngh take it all you saucy slut
😆😆 I'm so lonely
Ketchup bottles: a little bigger, treat yourself to a wee dollop
BBQ bottles: hnnnngh take it all you saucy slut
😆😆 I'm so lonely
If you're marching now, thank you. If you're putting your job on the line to speak up, thank you. I can't right now but I will join as soon as I can. Know that I have your back and am doing what I can.
#caregiver
#caregiver
February 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If you're marching now, thank you. If you're putting your job on the line to speak up, thank you. I can't right now but I will join as soon as I can. Know that I have your back and am doing what I can.
#caregiver
#caregiver
RE M promised me it would start with an earthquake
February 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
RE M promised me it would start with an earthquake
We can remain friends even if we voted for different people has big If you give a mouse a cookie vibes
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
We can remain friends even if we voted for different people has big If you give a mouse a cookie vibes
Reminder that we have to separate church & state even when we agree with what a clergy member said
January 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Reminder that we have to separate church & state even when we agree with what a clergy member said
I've got $50 on both teams having fun
January 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I've got $50 on both teams having fun
Thoughts& prayers to all my witches out there. Nobody's tits should be like this.
January 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Thoughts& prayers to all my witches out there. Nobody's tits should be like this.
As a former gifted student, I get it 2025. Everyone expects so much from you. You have such *potential*. It's ok to just be yourself.
January 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
As a former gifted student, I get it 2025. Everyone expects so much from you. You have such *potential*. It's ok to just be yourself.
Runes are Norse code
November 23, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Runes are Norse code