Borrowed Wifi
@ladiesman529.bsky.social
• Navigating the endless infinity (the internet BTW).
The WiFi went out for five minutes. He experienced panic, grief, and existential dread all before breakfast.
December 13, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The WiFi went out for five minutes. He experienced panic, grief, and existential dread all before breakfast.
Sleep schedule? I haven’t seen that girl in months.
December 11, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Sleep schedule? I haven’t seen that girl in months.
She opened her bank app and saw the balance. It was less of a number and more of a philosophical statement on disappointment.
December 11, 2025 at 9:07 AM
She opened her bank app and saw the balance. It was less of a number and more of a philosophical statement on disappointment.
This is sooo hilarious 😂😆
December 11, 2025 at 9:02 AM
This is sooo hilarious 😂😆
Your potential is limitless. Your results… not so much.
December 11, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Your potential is limitless. Your results… not so much.
Energy > words.
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Energy > words.
Plot twist: The “skip ad” button is the greatest invention of the 21st century. ▶️😂
#InternetLife #True
#InternetLife #True
August 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Plot twist: The “skip ad” button is the greatest invention of the 21st century. ▶️😂
#InternetLife #True
#InternetLife #True
August 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
August 30, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Funny how “5 minutes” in bed and “5 minutes” waiting for food are not the same 5 minutes. ⏰🍔
#TimeIsAnIllusion #Hungry
#TimeIsAnIllusion #Hungry
August 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Funny how “5 minutes” in bed and “5 minutes” waiting for food are not the same 5 minutes. ⏰🍔
#TimeIsAnIllusion #Hungry
#TimeIsAnIllusion #Hungry
August 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
August 29, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Somebody invented Mondays as a prank and it went too far. 😭
August 29, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Somebody invented Mondays as a prank and it went too far. 😭
Do you ever just stare at something and forget what you were supposed to do with it? 🤔😅
August 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Do you ever just stare at something and forget what you were supposed to do with it? 🤔😅
You know you’re an adult when ‘getting excited’ means finding a clean kitchen and an empty sink.🥲✨
December 5, 2024 at 11:25 AM
You know you’re an adult when ‘getting excited’ means finding a clean kitchen and an empty sink.🥲✨
I bought my cat a fancy bed, and he’s sleeping in the box it came in. I just got outsmarted by a furball 😺😂
November 26, 2024 at 12:27 PM
I bought my cat a fancy bed, and he’s sleeping in the box it came in. I just got outsmarted by a furball 😺😂
My cat just sprinted across the house for no reason at 3 AM. Must’ve been late for a meeting with the ghost council 👻😅
November 26, 2024 at 10:23 AM
My cat just sprinted across the house for no reason at 3 AM. Must’ve been late for a meeting with the ghost council 👻😅
My cat just knocked a glass off the table, looked me dead in the eyes, and walked away. I aspire to that level of confidence!!😅
November 26, 2024 at 9:33 AM
My cat just knocked a glass off the table, looked me dead in the eyes, and walked away. I aspire to that level of confidence!!😅
Owning a cat is like having a tiny furry roommate who insists on knocking over your stuff and never pays rent 🥲
November 26, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Owning a cat is like having a tiny furry roommate who insists on knocking over your stuff and never pays rent 🥲
My favorite exercise is walking into a room and forgetting why I’m there. Cardio for the brain 😂
November 26, 2024 at 5:41 AM
My favorite exercise is walking into a room and forgetting why I’m there. Cardio for the brain 😂
Accidentally said ‘you too’ when the waiter told me to enjoy my meal. So now I can never go back there 🥲💀
November 25, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Accidentally said ‘you too’ when the waiter told me to enjoy my meal. So now I can never go back there 🥲💀
My life is just a constant cycle of saying ‘I’ll do it tomorrow’ until I run out of tomorrows 👀
November 25, 2024 at 5:11 PM
My life is just a constant cycle of saying ‘I’ll do it tomorrow’ until I run out of tomorrows 👀
Me: I’ll just rest my eyes for a second.
Also me: Wakes up in 2035 with flying cars outside 👀
Also me: Wakes up in 2035 with flying cars outside 👀
November 25, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Me: I’ll just rest my eyes for a second.
Also me: Wakes up in 2035 with flying cars outside 👀
Also me: Wakes up in 2035 with flying cars outside 👀