Lacey Beach 🐾🏋️🌱☮️🖖🌻🌈
@laceybeach.bsky.social
Pastafarian, veggie gardener and dedicated cavy slave.
Neutral good.
Flexterian.
No preferred pronouns.
Neutral good.
Flexterian.
No preferred pronouns.
Watching this season of Hazbin Hotel makes me wonder more and more about how we all should be more aware of security issues of having our MOBILE PHONES everywhere with all connections open.
"Connect to all devices and networks?" Ehm No, thank you?
Mobile phones truly have no holes left to deflower.
"Connect to all devices and networks?" Ehm No, thank you?
Mobile phones truly have no holes left to deflower.
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Watching this season of Hazbin Hotel makes me wonder more and more about how we all should be more aware of security issues of having our MOBILE PHONES everywhere with all connections open.
"Connect to all devices and networks?" Ehm No, thank you?
Mobile phones truly have no holes left to deflower.
"Connect to all devices and networks?" Ehm No, thank you?
Mobile phones truly have no holes left to deflower.
Am I late with realizing these scenes are like different versions of the same situation?
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Am I late with realizing these scenes are like different versions of the same situation?
I may be lightly face-blind, but even the light form is confusing. It makes me anxious in social situations.
But it makes me love unique features so much more.
The flaws you may hate are the ones that make me see you and remember you.
Unique facial features give you character, literally.
🪞✅🤗
But it makes me love unique features so much more.
The flaws you may hate are the ones that make me see you and remember you.
Unique facial features give you character, literally.
🪞✅🤗
October 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I may be lightly face-blind, but even the light form is confusing. It makes me anxious in social situations.
But it makes me love unique features so much more.
The flaws you may hate are the ones that make me see you and remember you.
Unique facial features give you character, literally.
🪞✅🤗
But it makes me love unique features so much more.
The flaws you may hate are the ones that make me see you and remember you.
Unique facial features give you character, literally.
🪞✅🤗
Fruit-flies are proof that tomatoes are indeed fruit!
September 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Fruit-flies are proof that tomatoes are indeed fruit!
As trinketeer I have exchanged a neat heap of trinkets past years. But what do I do with the trinkets? I actually try not to toss any. Any trinkets I can't find a place for go into a trinket jar which I also adorn with some of the trinkets. They make for pretty cool magic jars!
August 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
As trinketeer I have exchanged a neat heap of trinkets past years. But what do I do with the trinkets? I actually try not to toss any. Any trinkets I can't find a place for go into a trinket jar which I also adorn with some of the trinkets. They make for pretty cool magic jars!
Capybaras are social animals. So i found out wearing a little shoulder capybara at Castlefest. We met another bigger capy at a merchant, and so it followed us back home.
August 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Capybaras are social animals. So i found out wearing a little shoulder capybara at Castlefest. We met another bigger capy at a merchant, and so it followed us back home.
August 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Well there it is. This is the actual first time I seriously cringed and felt uneasy at a violent scene in Helluva Boss.
Context is such an underrated element in how scenes hit you.
Context is such an underrated element in how scenes hit you.
June 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Well there it is. This is the actual first time I seriously cringed and felt uneasy at a violent scene in Helluva Boss.
Context is such an underrated element in how scenes hit you.
Context is such an underrated element in how scenes hit you.
I was watching some episodes of the third season of Lego Dreamzzz today and apparently Voxtek has infiltrated into the dream world. There is even a company spreading apps that tells their clients to trust them.
I'm sure all similarities to another franchise is purely coincidental.
Right?
I'm sure all similarities to another franchise is purely coincidental.
Right?
June 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I was watching some episodes of the third season of Lego Dreamzzz today and apparently Voxtek has infiltrated into the dream world. There is even a company spreading apps that tells their clients to trust them.
I'm sure all similarities to another franchise is purely coincidental.
Right?
I'm sure all similarities to another franchise is purely coincidental.
Right?
My favorite quote is
"A conclusion is the part where you stop thinking."
I NEVER run out of situations where that does not apply.
Make of that whatever your mind ehm.. concludes... for that moment? 😼🤷♂️🤯
"A conclusion is the part where you stop thinking."
I NEVER run out of situations where that does not apply.
Make of that whatever your mind ehm.. concludes... for that moment? 😼🤷♂️🤯
April 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
My favorite quote is
"A conclusion is the part where you stop thinking."
I NEVER run out of situations where that does not apply.
Make of that whatever your mind ehm.. concludes... for that moment? 😼🤷♂️🤯
"A conclusion is the part where you stop thinking."
I NEVER run out of situations where that does not apply.
Make of that whatever your mind ehm.. concludes... for that moment? 😼🤷♂️🤯
I was working in my allotment today and noticed a stench while weeding near the "flat parsley". Those tiny plants someone gave away last year were NOT parsley! I never weeded so fast in my life. I showered and put on clean clothes but I still smell that stench of utter toxic decay. 🤢
#ihatecilantro
#ihatecilantro
April 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I was working in my allotment today and noticed a stench while weeding near the "flat parsley". Those tiny plants someone gave away last year were NOT parsley! I never weeded so fast in my life. I showered and put on clean clothes but I still smell that stench of utter toxic decay. 🤢
#ihatecilantro
#ihatecilantro
I'm pandemi-nonbinary.
This is usually none of anyone's business. I'm pretty invisible with these parts of my identity. But since it's being made a big deal to harass "not normal" people, It's now my duty to show that the group of "not normal" is much bigger than is generally assumed.
This is usually none of anyone's business. I'm pretty invisible with these parts of my identity. But since it's being made a big deal to harass "not normal" people, It's now my duty to show that the group of "not normal" is much bigger than is generally assumed.
March 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I'm pandemi-nonbinary.
This is usually none of anyone's business. I'm pretty invisible with these parts of my identity. But since it's being made a big deal to harass "not normal" people, It's now my duty to show that the group of "not normal" is much bigger than is generally assumed.
This is usually none of anyone's business. I'm pretty invisible with these parts of my identity. But since it's being made a big deal to harass "not normal" people, It's now my duty to show that the group of "not normal" is much bigger than is generally assumed.
When I rethink how to use bsky and some other platforms, it seems totally logical to make different accounts for different hobbies/projects.
Yay! 😁
And then I wonder what is left to post for my personal account and ....my mind goes ...ehm blank. 🤨
*existential crisis mode activated*
Yay! 😁
And then I wonder what is left to post for my personal account and ....my mind goes ...ehm blank. 🤨
*existential crisis mode activated*
March 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
When I rethink how to use bsky and some other platforms, it seems totally logical to make different accounts for different hobbies/projects.
Yay! 😁
And then I wonder what is left to post for my personal account and ....my mind goes ...ehm blank. 🤨
*existential crisis mode activated*
Yay! 😁
And then I wonder what is left to post for my personal account and ....my mind goes ...ehm blank. 🤨
*existential crisis mode activated*
I started this year decluttering my disks and social media.
And, holy shit, it took me over a month!
Right now I'm sweeping up the final bytes.
20 years of cluttering my digital life is finally being undone.
And, holy shit, it took me over a month!
Right now I'm sweeping up the final bytes.
20 years of cluttering my digital life is finally being undone.
February 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I started this year decluttering my disks and social media.
And, holy shit, it took me over a month!
Right now I'm sweeping up the final bytes.
20 years of cluttering my digital life is finally being undone.
And, holy shit, it took me over a month!
Right now I'm sweeping up the final bytes.
20 years of cluttering my digital life is finally being undone.
I want to thank all the artists for making fan art of the "Hella Hotella" universe. When I'm down and depressed I seek out some comics or animations and voila I can sleep without nightmares.
It just hits the right spot.
It just hits the right spot.
January 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I want to thank all the artists for making fan art of the "Hella Hotella" universe. When I'm down and depressed I seek out some comics or animations and voila I can sleep without nightmares.
It just hits the right spot.
It just hits the right spot.
Edible houses for rodents are awesome. But what about the risk of collapse?
While Snowbutt is wondering where the creaky sound up ahead comes from I'm holding the camera ready...
While Snowbutt is wondering where the creaky sound up ahead comes from I'm holding the camera ready...
January 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Edible houses for rodents are awesome. But what about the risk of collapse?
While Snowbutt is wondering where the creaky sound up ahead comes from I'm holding the camera ready...
While Snowbutt is wondering where the creaky sound up ahead comes from I'm holding the camera ready...
Xiao Feng Feng - Learn To Meow (小潘潘 - 學貓叫) OFFICIAL MV
YouTube video by Smart-Ass INTP
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December 23, 2024 at 4:17 PM
I like how I can shamelessly swear on Bsky, but I also like self censoring like I live in "The Good Place".
And if anyone doesn't like that, they can forking soak my deck!
And if anyone doesn't like that, they can forking soak my deck!
December 20, 2024 at 7:06 PM
I like how I can shamelessly swear on Bsky, but I also like self censoring like I live in "The Good Place".
And if anyone doesn't like that, they can forking soak my deck!
And if anyone doesn't like that, they can forking soak my deck!
We had a package delivered while we were absent. The deliverer made some creative effort to "hide" our package "safely".
We were amused enough to leave a positive review. 😸
We were amused enough to leave a positive review. 😸
December 18, 2024 at 7:38 PM
We had a package delivered while we were absent. The deliverer made some creative effort to "hide" our package "safely".
We were amused enough to leave a positive review. 😸
We were amused enough to leave a positive review. 😸
Picture from 2019. Loki was our "miniature capybara" and really bad at keeping himself clean. He was one of those rare cavies who actually enjoyed a nice warm shower so washing him was easy.
Note the towel so he didn't slip on the bath surface.
#guineapigs #guineapig
Note the towel so he didn't slip on the bath surface.
#guineapigs #guineapig
December 16, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Picture from 2019. Loki was our "miniature capybara" and really bad at keeping himself clean. He was one of those rare cavies who actually enjoyed a nice warm shower so washing him was easy.
Note the towel so he didn't slip on the bath surface.
#guineapigs #guineapig
Note the towel so he didn't slip on the bath surface.
#guineapigs #guineapig
I see people feeling insecure about their artwork. Well, so do I but I draw way worse!
Feel free to pat yourself on your back for doing a better job at perspective and not overusing the zoom function and then hyper-focus the perspective into oblivion. 😸
#cats #cat #digitaldrawing #fullmoon
Feel free to pat yourself on your back for doing a better job at perspective and not overusing the zoom function and then hyper-focus the perspective into oblivion. 😸
#cats #cat #digitaldrawing #fullmoon
December 15, 2024 at 11:17 PM
I see people feeling insecure about their artwork. Well, so do I but I draw way worse!
Feel free to pat yourself on your back for doing a better job at perspective and not overusing the zoom function and then hyper-focus the perspective into oblivion. 😸
#cats #cat #digitaldrawing #fullmoon
Feel free to pat yourself on your back for doing a better job at perspective and not overusing the zoom function and then hyper-focus the perspective into oblivion. 😸
#cats #cat #digitaldrawing #fullmoon
For the cartoonify challenge of 2020 I took this overexposed photo of Disco Dashy and ...ehh, I kinda forgot it was supposed to become half cartoon because scribbling can be so relaxing and my hyper-focus went out of control.
Oopsy. 😸
#guineapig #guineapigs #cavy #cavies
Oopsy. 😸
#guineapig #guineapigs #cavy #cavies
December 13, 2024 at 2:05 PM
For the cartoonify challenge of 2020 I took this overexposed photo of Disco Dashy and ...ehh, I kinda forgot it was supposed to become half cartoon because scribbling can be so relaxing and my hyper-focus went out of control.
Oopsy. 😸
#guineapig #guineapigs #cavy #cavies
Oopsy. 😸
#guineapig #guineapigs #cavy #cavies
Our Veggie Monster had her ovaries removed. Glad the vet could do the light operation via the sides. We got a surprise though. She already had cystes on them! We literally bought her extra time.
#guineapigs #guineapig #ovarycysts
#guineapigs #guineapig #ovarycysts
December 12, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Our Veggie Monster had her ovaries removed. Glad the vet could do the light operation via the sides. We got a surprise though. She already had cystes on them! We literally bought her extra time.
#guineapigs #guineapig #ovarycysts
#guineapigs #guineapig #ovarycysts
Back when the Lucifer series was still running I was particularly amused by the title "Infernal Guinea Pig" and just had to get my mental picture visualized.
I think I made it in Sketchbook. (When my tablet still worked well)
#guineapig #guineapigs #drawing #hellspawn #cavies
I think I made it in Sketchbook. (When my tablet still worked well)
#guineapig #guineapigs #drawing #hellspawn #cavies
December 11, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Back when the Lucifer series was still running I was particularly amused by the title "Infernal Guinea Pig" and just had to get my mental picture visualized.
I think I made it in Sketchbook. (When my tablet still worked well)
#guineapig #guineapigs #drawing #hellspawn #cavies
I think I made it in Sketchbook. (When my tablet still worked well)
#guineapig #guineapigs #drawing #hellspawn #cavies
A picture from the days I just hardly learned to do photo editing.
Big Max the megalomaniac (but cute) dwarf hamster as Santa and Kahless and Worf as reindeer.
#guineapigs #hamster #christmas #winterholidays #yule
Big Max the megalomaniac (but cute) dwarf hamster as Santa and Kahless and Worf as reindeer.
#guineapigs #hamster #christmas #winterholidays #yule
December 9, 2024 at 8:48 PM
A picture from the days I just hardly learned to do photo editing.
Big Max the megalomaniac (but cute) dwarf hamster as Santa and Kahless and Worf as reindeer.
#guineapigs #hamster #christmas #winterholidays #yule
Big Max the megalomaniac (but cute) dwarf hamster as Santa and Kahless and Worf as reindeer.
#guineapigs #hamster #christmas #winterholidays #yule