I have never been more certain that both Carolina Hurricanes goalies will be injured before the halfway mark of a hockey game
February 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I have never been more certain that both Carolina Hurricanes goalies will be injured before the halfway mark of a hockey game
“Alex Steeves” has such a 2006 ass leafs ring to it. Matt Stajan, Alex Steen, Alex Steeves. It just makes sense.
February 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
“Alex Steeves” has such a 2006 ass leafs ring to it. Matt Stajan, Alex Steen, Alex Steeves. It just makes sense.
Oldheads will scoff at 4 Nations for being a “made up tournament” while telling you all about the geniusly named “Canada cup” which was a best on best tournament held at arbitrary intervals during that weird period in NHL history where everything looked blue for some reason
February 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Oldheads will scoff at 4 Nations for being a “made up tournament” while telling you all about the geniusly named “Canada cup” which was a best on best tournament held at arbitrary intervals during that weird period in NHL history where everything looked blue for some reason
not even four periods into 4 nations and I can’t stop thinking about how the NHL just… didnt want to do this, for 9 whole years.
The NHL. Like, the premier hockey league on earth. During this era of over-abundant star power. They didn’t want THIS?
We’ve been ROBBED, man. Bettman should be in jail.
The NHL. Like, the premier hockey league on earth. During this era of over-abundant star power. They didn’t want THIS?
We’ve been ROBBED, man. Bettman should be in jail.
February 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
not even four periods into 4 nations and I can’t stop thinking about how the NHL just… didnt want to do this, for 9 whole years.
The NHL. Like, the premier hockey league on earth. During this era of over-abundant star power. They didn’t want THIS?
We’ve been ROBBED, man. Bettman should be in jail.
The NHL. Like, the premier hockey league on earth. During this era of over-abundant star power. They didn’t want THIS?
We’ve been ROBBED, man. Bettman should be in jail.
I’ve been more dialed in on the entire league this season than I’ve been in years but im really gonna need someone to tell me this isn’t a prank.
I have never heard this name in my entire life and this feels like it should be a topic of conversation! This is very strange to me!
I have never heard this name in my entire life and this feels like it should be a topic of conversation! This is very strange to me!
February 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I’ve been more dialed in on the entire league this season than I’ve been in years but im really gonna need someone to tell me this isn’t a prank.
I have never heard this name in my entire life and this feels like it should be a topic of conversation! This is very strange to me!
I have never heard this name in my entire life and this feels like it should be a topic of conversation! This is very strange to me!
Not to be The Scorebug Understander but can someone explain how we’ve seemingly gone backwards by like two decades with the ugliest most low-budget local news ass scorebugs in the past couple seasons
February 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Not to be The Scorebug Understander but can someone explain how we’ve seemingly gone backwards by like two decades with the ugliest most low-budget local news ass scorebugs in the past couple seasons
Nice goal, as long as these dumb fucking fucks don’t allow another 5 on 3 they’ll be fine
February 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Nice goal, as long as these dumb fucking fucks don’t allow another 5 on 3 they’ll be fine
Hearing They have expanded the playoffs …
The Toronto Maple Leafs have been mathematically eliminated from playoff contention
February 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hearing They have expanded the playoffs …
The Toronto Maple Leafs have been mathematically eliminated from playoff contention
February 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The Toronto Maple Leafs have been mathematically eliminated from playoff contention
How do you watch a crowd like this and think the leafs and oilers should only play each other twice a year
February 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
How do you watch a crowd like this and think the leafs and oilers should only play each other twice a year
whenever I hear “skinner” I don’t think Stuart or Jeff, I just think of that serial killer cat that the oilers have as their mascot. it feels like it should be his name
February 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
whenever I hear “skinner” I don’t think Stuart or Jeff, I just think of that serial killer cat that the oilers have as their mascot. it feels like it should be his name
The Leafs have been a carnival freakshow of shitty plays this entire game and are handily up 3-0. Don’t ask!
February 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The Leafs have been a carnival freakshow of shitty plays this entire game and are handily up 3-0. Don’t ask!
You can thank me later but only if they don’t fuck it up
I am pleased to report the leafs still look horrible!
February 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
You can thank me later but only if they don’t fuck it up
I am pleased to report the leafs still look horrible!
February 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I am pleased to report the leafs still look horrible!
Been on standings watch way more this season because the east is so wide open. Here’s how im feeling about the Leafs’ possible round 1 matchups:
OTT (lose 4-0 don’t even watch)
TB (win 4-1)
BOS (lose 4-3)
MTL (win 4-2)
CBJ (lose 4-0 don’t even watch)
NJ (win 4-2)
NYR (lose 4-1)
OTT (lose 4-0 don’t even watch)
TB (win 4-1)
BOS (lose 4-3)
MTL (win 4-2)
CBJ (lose 4-0 don’t even watch)
NJ (win 4-2)
NYR (lose 4-1)
January 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Been on standings watch way more this season because the east is so wide open. Here’s how im feeling about the Leafs’ possible round 1 matchups:
OTT (lose 4-0 don’t even watch)
TB (win 4-1)
BOS (lose 4-3)
MTL (win 4-2)
CBJ (lose 4-0 don’t even watch)
NJ (win 4-2)
NYR (lose 4-1)
OTT (lose 4-0 don’t even watch)
TB (win 4-1)
BOS (lose 4-3)
MTL (win 4-2)
CBJ (lose 4-0 don’t even watch)
NJ (win 4-2)
NYR (lose 4-1)
“My adult son, discovering LOST.”
January 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
“My adult son, discovering LOST.”
Hilarious. I’ve never seen a division leading team suck so much ass.
January 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hilarious. I’ve never seen a division leading team suck so much ass.
My farts/60 are crazy on this machine
January 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My farts/60 are crazy on this machine
Wildly predictable. Shutout at home versus Columbus incoming.
January 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Wildly predictable. Shutout at home versus Columbus incoming.
I mean this with all sincerity, if you are a professional hockey team starting your fourth goalie out of nowhere you should have to refund like 80% of what your fans paid to get in that night.
If the Leafs win it’s not a big deal, but it I have not missed a Leaf goalie who basically spots the other team an ugly one. No deflection, you had the angle, you just didn’t move and let it go off your blocker and in
January 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I mean this with all sincerity, if you are a professional hockey team starting your fourth goalie out of nowhere you should have to refund like 80% of what your fans paid to get in that night.
Gotta say I did not miss having a backbreaker in net for my team!
January 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Gotta say I did not miss having a backbreaker in net for my team!
the fact that the rangers seem destined to make the playoffs and be completely fine after imploding for multiple months straight is beyond annoying to me for some reason. I was enjoying the chaos of these new teams making a push for those open spots.
January 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
the fact that the rangers seem destined to make the playoffs and be completely fine after imploding for multiple months straight is beyond annoying to me for some reason. I was enjoying the chaos of these new teams making a push for those open spots.