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happy birthday to my favorite son who i am wishing on time because i absolutely did not forget his birthday because he is my favorite son and i love my one and only son that is not an utter disappointment and i would never forget his birthday happy birthday *checks hand* gilbert
April 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
happy birthday to my favorite son who i am wishing on time because i absolutely did not forget his birthday because he is my favorite son and i love my one and only son that is not an utter disappointment and i would never forget his birthday happy birthday *checks hand* gilbert
why don’t you make me shut up?
UGH. jus’ shuddup already.
my heart no longer beats. but my teeth still chew.
April 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
why don’t you make me shut up?
my heart no longer beats. but my teeth still chew.
have a heart baby
in a bad way. you will be in pain.
April 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
my heart no longer beats. but my teeth still chew.
in a bad way. you will be in pain.
in a good or bad way
i will eat it.
April 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
in a bad way. you will be in pain.
i will eat it.
give it a lick or two before you do
I will be first place once I emasculate you with my teeth.
April 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
i will eat it.
I will be first place once I emasculate you with my teeth.
proud of 2nd place?
Obviously I am not insecure about it. I am quite proud of it.
April 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I will be first place once I emasculate you with my teeth.
Obviously I am not insecure about it. I am quite proud of it.
April Fools was 9 days back
April 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Obviously I am not insecure about it. I am quite proud of it.
close your eyes
Gays, everywhere I go all I see is gays.
April 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
close your eyes
i am so in love with this unintelligent american. i gave vanilla ice a cowboy hat because i missed hol horse. i disgust myself.
April 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
i am so in love with this unintelligent american. i gave vanilla ice a cowboy hat because i missed hol horse. i disgust myself.
I want you eviscerated.
( gives hol one brief goofy and lovesick grin before forcing a more angry expression onto his face. )
( gives hol one brief goofy and lovesick grin before forcing a more angry expression onto his face. )
Love you too, baby.
( presses a kiss to his forehead. He don’t gotta clue why he’s so grumpy today, but. )
( presses a kiss to his forehead. He don’t gotta clue why he’s so grumpy today, but. )
there is a trolley. there are 2 paths. on one path, 1 hol horse is on the rails. on the other path, 5 hol horses are on the rails. the trolley is on the path with 5 hol horses. you could pull a lever to run over the 1 hol horse instead. or you could make the trolley drift & take out all 6 hol horses
April 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I want you eviscerated.
( gives hol one brief goofy and lovesick grin before forcing a more angry expression onto his face. )
( gives hol one brief goofy and lovesick grin before forcing a more angry expression onto his face. )
there is a trolley. there are 2 paths. on one path, 1 hol horse is on the rails. on the other path, 5 hol horses are on the rails. the trolley is on the path with 5 hol horses. you could pull a lever to run over the 1 hol horse instead. or you could make the trolley drift & take out all 6 hol horses
April 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
there is a trolley. there are 2 paths. on one path, 1 hol horse is on the rails. on the other path, 5 hol horses are on the rails. the trolley is on the path with 5 hol horses. you could pull a lever to run over the 1 hol horse instead. or you could make the trolley drift & take out all 6 hol horses
ooc. my dio is single shipped ^^
April 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
ooc. my dio is single shipped ^^
ooc. thinking about this again … he’s perfect for it … i should at least make dio do his makeup like this …
April 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
ooc. thinking about this again … he’s perfect for it … i should at least make dio do his makeup like this …
someone stole my pants. vanilla ice, if it was you, i am going to gut you and display you in a common room to make an example out of you. i will make petshop eat your liver every day.
April 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
someone stole my pants. vanilla ice, if it was you, i am going to gut you and display you in a common room to make an example out of you. i will make petshop eat your liver every day.
ooc. dio irl fc. hear me out.
April 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
ooc. dio irl fc. hear me out.
watching rupaul’s drag race. thinking about how he could do everything so much better.
April 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
watching rupaul’s drag race. thinking about how he could do everything so much better.
Yes. Which is why we shall name him Alfred Giorno-2 Brando
Oh so now you listen to me … Vanilla Ice “loves on” me all the time, whenever I am not with you. ( I’m never not with you, but that is not the point. )
Oh so now you listen to me … Vanilla Ice “loves on” me all the time, whenever I am not with you. ( I’m never not with you, but that is not the point. )
Fer once, I agree with you. I oughta let my boy be normal.
Also, you just said tha’s my boy… and with how yer attached with me? I doubt anyone else is lovin’ on you.
Also, you just said tha’s my boy… and with how yer attached with me? I doubt anyone else is lovin’ on you.
Who said he’s your son?
No. But that is because Hol Horse is the most ridiculous name to ever have been created. One Hol Horse is embarrassing enough, a Hol Horse and a Hol Horse Junior would be far too absurd for this world.
No. But that is because Hol Horse is the most ridiculous name to ever have been created. One Hol Horse is embarrassing enough, a Hol Horse and a Hol Horse Junior would be far too absurd for this world.
April 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Yes. Which is why we shall name him Alfred Giorno-2 Brando
Oh so now you listen to me … Vanilla Ice “loves on” me all the time, whenever I am not with you. ( I’m never not with you, but that is not the point. )
Oh so now you listen to me … Vanilla Ice “loves on” me all the time, whenever I am not with you. ( I’m never not with you, but that is not the point. )
Who said he’s your son?
No. But that is because Hol Horse is the most ridiculous name to ever have been created. One Hol Horse is embarrassing enough, a Hol Horse and a Hol Horse Junior would be far too absurd for this world.
No. But that is because Hol Horse is the most ridiculous name to ever have been created. One Hol Horse is embarrassing enough, a Hol Horse and a Hol Horse Junior would be far too absurd for this world.
I ain’t lettin’ my son be named for yer other son, or for you. let ‘im be himself. You think I’da got somewhere bein’ Hol Horse Junior???
( he follows after, unable to stay away from hol for too long )
is there something wrong with Giorno 2? i think it is a wonderful name. perhaps DIO jr, if they are not completely useless, unlike most of my children.
is there something wrong with Giorno 2? i think it is a wonderful name. perhaps DIO jr, if they are not completely useless, unlike most of my children.
April 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Who said he’s your son?
No. But that is because Hol Horse is the most ridiculous name to ever have been created. One Hol Horse is embarrassing enough, a Hol Horse and a Hol Horse Junior would be far too absurd for this world.
No. But that is because Hol Horse is the most ridiculous name to ever have been created. One Hol Horse is embarrassing enough, a Hol Horse and a Hol Horse Junior would be far too absurd for this world.
( he follows after, unable to stay away from hol for too long )
is there something wrong with Giorno 2? i think it is a wonderful name. perhaps DIO jr, if they are not completely useless, unlike most of my children.
is there something wrong with Giorno 2? i think it is a wonderful name. perhaps DIO jr, if they are not completely useless, unlike most of my children.
WE’LL COME UP WITH SOMETHIN’ LATER
( he says, all the way from the kitchen )
( he says, all the way from the kitchen )
. . .
charles is a good name. but i supposed i can settle for giorno 2.
charles is a good name. but i supposed i can settle for giorno 2.
April 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
( he follows after, unable to stay away from hol for too long )
is there something wrong with Giorno 2? i think it is a wonderful name. perhaps DIO jr, if they are not completely useless, unlike most of my children.
is there something wrong with Giorno 2? i think it is a wonderful name. perhaps DIO jr, if they are not completely useless, unlike most of my children.
. . .
charles is a good name. but i supposed i can settle for giorno 2.
charles is a good name. but i supposed i can settle for giorno 2.
CHARLES????
( RUNS to the kitchen )
( RUNS to the kitchen )
hol horse i swear to DIO! that if you do not go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich RIGHT NOW, i am naming your son charles.
April 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
. . .
charles is a good name. but i supposed i can settle for giorno 2.
charles is a good name. but i supposed i can settle for giorno 2.
hol horse i swear to DIO! that if you do not go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich RIGHT NOW, i am naming your son charles.
HUNGRY DONT SOUND NOTHIN’ LIKE PREGNANT
i am HUNGRY.
April 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
hol horse i swear to DIO! that if you do not go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich RIGHT NOW, i am naming your son charles.
i am HUNGRY.
you’re PREGNANT????
sandwich. for your beautiful wife. go.
April 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
i am HUNGRY.
sandwich. for your beautiful wife. go.
Urgh. Fine— wait wha?-
get them yourself. YOU are making ME a sandwich. if i wanted to run around my mansion for beans, i would make my own sandwich. what kind of husband cannot even make his beautiful and pregnant wife a sandwich without help.
April 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
sandwich. for your beautiful wife. go.