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@l0rdofmisrule.bsky.social
i once bruised someone’s penis so bad during sex that they went to the doctor about it and they were still in love with me three years later so anything’s possible if you think it is
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i once bruised someone’s penis so bad during sex that they went to the doctor about it and they were still in love with me three years later so anything’s possible if you think it is
Happy pride!! about to stream Neocab with my beautiful wife!! come hang out with us and chat 💜
www.twitch.tv/l0rdofmisrul...
www.twitch.tv/l0rdofmisrul...
June 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Happy pride!! about to stream Neocab with my beautiful wife!! come hang out with us and chat 💜
www.twitch.tv/l0rdofmisrul...
www.twitch.tv/l0rdofmisrul...
come play disco elysium and hang out!! www.twitch.tv/l0rdofmisrul...
May 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
come play disco elysium and hang out!! www.twitch.tv/l0rdofmisrul...
steaming disco elysium tonight at 8pm uk time (4.5 hours from now)!!! come hang out with us and chat
May 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
steaming disco elysium tonight at 8pm uk time (4.5 hours from now)!!! come hang out with us and chat
is it possible to get testicular tortion of the foot
May 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
is it possible to get testicular tortion of the foot
what those of you who are exclusively on here have missed is that i recently went viral multiple times for increasingly stupid reasons and also everyone calls me daddy broccoli now
May 23, 2025 at 8:33 AM
what those of you who are exclusively on here have missed is that i recently went viral multiple times for increasingly stupid reasons and also everyone calls me daddy broccoli now
right. who is gonna share their hbo login with me
May 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
right. who is gonna share their hbo login with me
it took twitter group chats breaking completely to bring me back here what’s up gang
May 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
it took twitter group chats breaking completely to bring me back here what’s up gang
my right tit is slightly sore so the only thing i can possibly do now is raze this planet to the ground
May 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
my right tit is slightly sore so the only thing i can possibly do now is raze this planet to the ground
some of you are so predictable
May 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
some of you are so predictable
idk why i find this place so difficult to use. it feels like something bad has happened here, like it’s haunted
April 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
idk why i find this place so difficult to use. it feels like something bad has happened here, like it’s haunted
my osteopath asked me to leave him a review and i said “i’ll do it as a treat since you’ve been such a good boy” and he was like yay
March 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
my osteopath asked me to leave him a review and i said “i’ll do it as a treat since you’ve been such a good boy” and he was like yay
was taking my meds this morning and sliced my finger open on the foil and it started bleeding a LOT so that’s how that’s going
March 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
was taking my meds this morning and sliced my finger open on the foil and it started bleeding a LOT so that’s how that’s going
i want to get worse
March 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
i want to get worse
omg and if i kms i don’t have to go to the function at the weekend!!! two birds one stone
March 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
omg and if i kms i don’t have to go to the function at the weekend!!! two birds one stone
horrifying mental illness: 1 // my loved ones: 0
March 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
horrifying mental illness: 1 // my loved ones: 0
lunch // dessert 💗
March 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
lunch // dessert 💗
unfortunately have to report that coming off your antidepressants turns you into harrier du bois
March 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
unfortunately have to report that coming off your antidepressants turns you into harrier du bois
increased sex drive bc of ssri withdrawral but still unable to cum bc of said ssris
March 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
increased sex drive bc of ssri withdrawral but still unable to cum bc of said ssris
if i was father christmas would you sit on my lap
February 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
if i was father christmas would you sit on my lap
the only person a woman should call “hubby” is her butch
February 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
the only person a woman should call “hubby” is her butch
open toed shoes on the london underground?? you’re brave or a pervert or both
February 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
open toed shoes on the london underground?? you’re brave or a pervert or both
set my two most most desperate friends up and they were both turned off by each other bc they were too desperate hmmm i wonder if we can learn something from this
February 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
set my two most most desperate friends up and they were both turned off by each other bc they were too desperate hmmm i wonder if we can learn something from this
heartbroken. my girlfriend just told me it was her who impregnated mummy pig
February 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
heartbroken. my girlfriend just told me it was her who impregnated mummy pig