what i imagine is happening in the pokeball when a pokémon trainer is doing their pre-throw monologue speech thing.

i swear i was just on youtube trying to watch BCG by Flo Milli after watching One of Them Days last night w my bf and then my phone glitched and somehow started playing ‘top 20 shark tank deals’ like isn’t that kinda like robots taking over trying to brainwash me idk

do movie theaters put scary movie trailers before movies in february so that people on dates can cuddle with eachother because it’s scary

this feels like the part of the part of the decline of the world where people start to get super powers

grown men listening to tv shows out loud at the dmv!! get a life!! or a book! or headphones !!

people know that tsunami warnings are usually paired with earthquakes right… like it’s not just chance they both happen at the same time …

has anyone read ministry for the future. things are starting to align 👀

srry can’t talk rn -
in the middle of a walk race on a random track at a park and she’s lowkey serving

lobotomy this 🗣️ lobotomy that🗣️

well who’s gonna lobottom tonight

one can only hope