Kytoco
@kytoco.bsky.social
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again. 🏳️🌈
Top man: You've left the handbrake on.
Bottom man: The Luge doesn't have a handbrake.
Top man: 🤔🤔🤔 Oh....
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Bottom man: The Luge doesn't have a handbrake.
Top man: 🤔🤔🤔 Oh....
🤣
February 15, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Top man: You've left the handbrake on.
Bottom man: The Luge doesn't have a handbrake.
Top man: 🤔🤔🤔 Oh....
🤣
Bottom man: The Luge doesn't have a handbrake.
Top man: 🤔🤔🤔 Oh....
🤣
And this is how pillows are made 😳🤣
February 14, 2026 at 9:16 PM
And this is how pillows are made 😳🤣
💖💖 Happy Valentine's everyone. I’m so lucky & happy, I got a Valentines card, 2 dozen Red Roses, a bottle of Moet & 26 "I love you” helium balloons. 😍😍
But I'm so outta breath now …….. That security guard in Tescos can't half run! 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
But I'm so outta breath now …….. That security guard in Tescos can't half run! 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
February 14, 2026 at 8:39 AM
💖💖 Happy Valentine's everyone. I’m so lucky & happy, I got a Valentines card, 2 dozen Red Roses, a bottle of Moet & 26 "I love you” helium balloons. 😍😍
But I'm so outta breath now …….. That security guard in Tescos can't half run! 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
But I'm so outta breath now …….. That security guard in Tescos can't half run! 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Friday 13th before Valentine's Day…….. ch ch ch ch ah ah ah ah
February 13, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Friday 13th before Valentine's Day…….. ch ch ch ch ah ah ah ah
It's probably safe to assume that more pubes are shaved on February 13th than on any other day of the year
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February 13, 2026 at 10:36 AM
It's probably safe to assume that more pubes are shaved on February 13th than on any other day of the year
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New fun thing to do in the supermarket. Move the “Perfect for Valentine’s” sign from the chocolate aisle to the fruit & veg aisle 😉😆
February 10, 2026 at 8:21 PM
New fun thing to do in the supermarket. Move the “Perfect for Valentine’s” sign from the chocolate aisle to the fruit & veg aisle 😉😆
This is a French Curve and it is used for marking out patterns/cloth in tailoring
#muckyminds #naughtythoughts 🤣🤣
#muckyminds #naughtythoughts 🤣🤣
February 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
This is a French Curve and it is used for marking out patterns/cloth in tailoring
#muckyminds #naughtythoughts 🤣🤣
#muckyminds #naughtythoughts 🤣🤣
What’s the right number of Roses to give to your partner on Valentine’s Day?
6?
12?
24?
Or should you just give them the whole tin?
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6?
12?
24?
Or should you just give them the whole tin?
🤔😉🤣
February 6, 2026 at 11:21 AM
What’s the right number of Roses to give to your partner on Valentine’s Day?
6?
12?
24?
Or should you just give them the whole tin?
🤔😉🤣
6?
12?
24?
Or should you just give them the whole tin?
🤔😉🤣
Should you need to exit the building in an emergency, always remember to get your giant manhood out first
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February 5, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Should you need to exit the building in an emergency, always remember to get your giant manhood out first
🤔😳🤣
🤔😳🤣
February 4, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Now if anyone knows a “Fanny Sheraunt” we’d have the set 😆
February 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Now if anyone knows a “Fanny Sheraunt” we’d have the set 😆
Just had an idea for a new product..... a ball-gag with a built in kazoo 🤔
*smack*....*voooop* 😆😆
*smack*....*voooop* 😆😆
January 30, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Just had an idea for a new product..... a ball-gag with a built in kazoo 🤔
*smack*....*voooop* 😆😆
*smack*....*voooop* 😆😆
If you add Cookie Monster eyes an Alien Xenomorph it instantly becomes less threatening. 😭👀🤣
January 27, 2026 at 10:33 PM
If you add Cookie Monster eyes an Alien Xenomorph it instantly becomes less threatening. 😭👀🤣
This TV series was superb, mad as a box of frogs and compulsory viewing on Friday evenings. If you remember, you had a wonderful childhood 👍
January 26, 2026 at 8:22 PM
This TV series was superb, mad as a box of frogs and compulsory viewing on Friday evenings. If you remember, you had a wonderful childhood 👍
The word of the day is Pissedified, for when you’re both pissed off and mystified at their fecking stupidity at the same time.
Thank you 👍
Thank you 👍
January 23, 2026 at 1:28 PM
The word of the day is Pissedified, for when you’re both pissed off and mystified at their fecking stupidity at the same time.
Thank you 👍
Thank you 👍
He’s only gone and done it again!! He has resolved the war between the Beckhams. Praise be! David Beckham will apparently give “The Donald” his recently received Knighthood as a thank you 🤣🤣🤣
January 22, 2026 at 3:41 PM
He’s only gone and done it again!! He has resolved the war between the Beckhams. Praise be! David Beckham will apparently give “The Donald” his recently received Knighthood as a thank you 🤣🤣🤣
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NARRATOR: And while he was still laughing, he walked to the bathroom to check
NARRATOR: And while he was still laughing, he walked to the bathroom to check
January 21, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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NARRATOR: And while he was still laughing, he walked to the bathroom to check
NARRATOR: And while he was still laughing, he walked to the bathroom to check
The age of men is over.
The age of celeriac has begun!
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The age of celeriac has begun!
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January 17, 2026 at 12:56 PM
The age of men is over.
The age of celeriac has begun!
🤔😳😆
The age of celeriac has begun!
🤔😳😆