Kytoco
@kytoco.bsky.social
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again. 🏳️🌈
Well, it won’t eat itself 😆
December 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Well, it won’t eat itself 😆
….and children, this is why Call the Midwife is always on the BBC at Christmas 🤔😆
December 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
….and children, this is why Call the Midwife is always on the BBC at Christmas 🤔😆
Using up Christmas leftovers (Tip17) 😆
December 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Using up Christmas leftovers (Tip17) 😆
Go on dear, off you pop. No waiting around. TTFN 😆
December 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Go on dear, off you pop. No waiting around. TTFN 😆
You boy! When is it bin collection day? 🤔😆
December 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
You boy! When is it bin collection day? 🤔😆
You there boy. What Lynx set did you get?
#merrychristmas
#merrychristmas
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You there boy. What Lynx set did you get?
#merrychristmas
#merrychristmas
Een Plesierige Kerfees - Gladelig Jul - Joyeux Noel - Froehliche Weihnachten - Mo'adim Lesimkha. Chena tova - Nollaig Shona Dhuit - Buon Natale - God Jul Og Godt Nytt Aar - Nollaig Chridheil agus Bliadhna Mhath Ur - Feliz Navidad - Nadolig Llawen - Merry Christmas 🎄🎉🍾🥂
December 25, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Een Plesierige Kerfees - Gladelig Jul - Joyeux Noel - Froehliche Weihnachten - Mo'adim Lesimkha. Chena tova - Nollaig Shona Dhuit - Buon Natale - God Jul Og Godt Nytt Aar - Nollaig Chridheil agus Bliadhna Mhath Ur - Feliz Navidad - Nadolig Llawen - Merry Christmas 🎄🎉🍾🥂
A Peaceful Christmas from our house to all of yours. May the days ahead bring you all you need, no matter what that may be
We shall raise a glass and toast all friends and family this evening
May you never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten 🥂🍾
We shall raise a glass and toast all friends and family this evening
May you never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten 🥂🍾
December 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
A Peaceful Christmas from our house to all of yours. May the days ahead bring you all you need, no matter what that may be
We shall raise a glass and toast all friends and family this evening
May you never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten 🥂🍾
We shall raise a glass and toast all friends and family this evening
May you never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten 🥂🍾
I was only following their instructions but now I’m not allowed back to my local farmers market 😉😳🤔
December 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I was only following their instructions but now I’m not allowed back to my local farmers market 😉😳🤔
Adults only
NUDE SANTA - ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
... Scroll down to see the nude Santa
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For crying out loud. At your age. 🤦🏻♂️
There is no Santa !!!
Sometimes I just can't believe you!!! 😆😆😎
NUDE SANTA - ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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For crying out loud. At your age. 🤦🏻♂️
There is no Santa !!!
Sometimes I just can't believe you!!! 😆😆😎
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Adults only
NUDE SANTA - ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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For crying out loud. At your age. 🤦🏻♂️
There is no Santa !!!
Sometimes I just can't believe you!!! 😆😆😎
NUDE SANTA - ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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For crying out loud. At your age. 🤦🏻♂️
There is no Santa !!!
Sometimes I just can't believe you!!! 😆😆😎
As we fast approach Christmas Day, we should all take a moment to remember the baby cheeses 🤔🤦🏻♂️😆
December 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
As we fast approach Christmas Day, we should all take a moment to remember the baby cheeses 🤔🤦🏻♂️😆
It’s Winter Solstice, the shortest day of the year. Daylight hours will increase from tomorrow…….. Summer is on its way 🤔😉👍
December 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It’s Winter Solstice, the shortest day of the year. Daylight hours will increase from tomorrow…….. Summer is on its way 🤔😉👍
Oh look, an emotionally supportive roasting tin 🤔😆
December 21, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Oh look, an emotionally supportive roasting tin 🤔😆
As a child, Noddy Holder was caught eating in class. His teacher let out a roar, “Holder, what are you eating?"
He shouted back, "IT'S CRISPS MISS!"
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He shouted back, "IT'S CRISPS MISS!"
🤔🤦🏻♂️😆
December 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As a child, Noddy Holder was caught eating in class. His teacher let out a roar, “Holder, what are you eating?"
He shouted back, "IT'S CRISPS MISS!"
🤔🤦🏻♂️😆
He shouted back, "IT'S CRISPS MISS!"
🤔🤦🏻♂️😆
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight,
Walking under women's underwear....🤔😳🤣
Walking under women's underwear....🤔😳🤣
December 19, 2025 at 9:51 AM
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight,
Walking under women's underwear....🤔😳🤣
Walking under women's underwear....🤔😳🤣
Just a friendly reminder…. giving Lynx to a Gay man this Christmas is tantamount to a hate crime 😆 #thankyouforyourattentiontothismatter
December 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Just a friendly reminder…. giving Lynx to a Gay man this Christmas is tantamount to a hate crime 😆 #thankyouforyourattentiontothismatter
As it’s nearly Christmas and work is stressing me out, time for a stiff one this evening 🤔🤭😆
December 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
As it’s nearly Christmas and work is stressing me out, time for a stiff one this evening 🤔🤭😆
As Dick Van Dyke hit his 100th birthday last weekend, he’s now officially too old to play with Lego 😢😆
December 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
As Dick Van Dyke hit his 100th birthday last weekend, he’s now officially too old to play with Lego 😢😆