Kym Kral
@kymkral.bsky.social
Awkward and Awesome~the only way I know how to do things 💕✨
www.kymkral.com
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Humans are exhausting.
December 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Humans are exhausting.
You know what I think about like once a week? This random guy who repeatedly slid into my DMs to ask me to pee on him turned out to be a MASSIVE Trump supporter. Who’s surprised?
December 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
You know what I think about like once a week? This random guy who repeatedly slid into my DMs to ask me to pee on him turned out to be a MASSIVE Trump supporter. Who’s surprised?
The generation who taught us to keep our elbows off the table also thought trickle down economics was a great idea. So you’re free, put your elbows on the table!
December 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The generation who taught us to keep our elbows off the table also thought trickle down economics was a great idea. So you’re free, put your elbows on the table!
Don’t waste your time on regret. Call that person, go after that dream job, buy your cat that Baby Bjorne, strap him to your chest and show him this big beautiful world.. The sky isn’t even the limit!
December 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Don’t waste your time on regret. Call that person, go after that dream job, buy your cat that Baby Bjorne, strap him to your chest and show him this big beautiful world.. The sky isn’t even the limit!
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Episode #501 - "Monkey on the Lam" with Kym Kral
The Goods from the Woods Podcast Episode #501 Title: "Monkey on the Lam" Guest(s): Kym Kral Original Broadcast Date: November 11, 2025 In this episode, Rivers is hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with comedian and author Kym Kral! We chat about a recent news story out of Mississippi involving a bunch of escaped monkeys ridden with disease and anger issues. Then, we sample a canned mocktail called "IMPROV!" made by a pretty weird guy out of San Diego. Kym takes us on a tour of her Denver suburban town of Littleton, Colorado and Sam shows up right at the end! Follow Kym on all forms of social media @KymKral. Check out her podcast "Kral Space" and read her book 'Confessions of a Recovering Party Girl'. Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything! Find more full episodes of the show here: http://linktr.ee/TheGoodsPod Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video versions of the show as well as HUNDREDS OF HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod
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November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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TODAY! @kymkral.bsky.social is here for a mile high time! We talk about a monkey carrying ALL of the diseases on the loose in MS. Then we try a mocktail made by a new dad who can't wait to get drunk with his baby. Finally, Kym takes us through her CO hometown where a cannibal is buried! Lynx-N-Reply
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
TODAY! @kymkral.bsky.social is here for a mile high time! We talk about a monkey carrying ALL of the diseases on the loose in MS. Then we try a mocktail made by a new dad who can't wait to get drunk with his baby. Finally, Kym takes us through her CO hometown where a cannibal is buried! Lynx-N-Reply
At this point, The Sizzler has to be a business front. Right? There’s an absurd amount of them and as far as I can tell they’re all always pretty empty.
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
At this point, The Sizzler has to be a business front. Right? There’s an absurd amount of them and as far as I can tell they’re all always pretty empty.
Anyone else think they’re opening an investigation into democrats on the list in order to avoid releasing it? If there’s an active investigation, they can’t share evidence.
These survivors deserve justice and closure and peace.
Pleaae tell me I’m wrong.
What a dark fucking time.
These survivors deserve justice and closure and peace.
Pleaae tell me I’m wrong.
What a dark fucking time.
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Anyone else think they’re opening an investigation into democrats on the list in order to avoid releasing it? If there’s an active investigation, they can’t share evidence.
These survivors deserve justice and closure and peace.
Pleaae tell me I’m wrong.
What a dark fucking time.
These survivors deserve justice and closure and peace.
Pleaae tell me I’m wrong.
What a dark fucking time.
And let the mental gymnastics begin..
Up first- Megyn Kelly!
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
Up first- Megyn Kelly!
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
And let the mental gymnastics begin..
Up first- Megyn Kelly!
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
Up first- Megyn Kelly!
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
Your employees not smiling enough is definitely not why profits are down, Target.
www.usatoday.com/story/grocer...
www.usatoday.com/story/grocer...
Don't forget to smile. What to know about Target's new 10-4 policy.
Target's new policy requires employees who are within 10 feet of customers to smile, make eye contact, wave and use friendly body language.
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November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Your employees not smiling enough is definitely not why profits are down, Target.
www.usatoday.com/story/grocer...
www.usatoday.com/story/grocer...
Bless a quiet Lyft driver that drives in a way you’re pretty sure you might die but if you don’t, you’ll get to the airport with plenty of time to eat a $45 salad 🤗🩷
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Bless a quiet Lyft driver that drives in a way you’re pretty sure you might die but if you don’t, you’ll get to the airport with plenty of time to eat a $45 salad 🤗🩷
All this would be a smidge easier to swallow if people weren’t blindly following slash worshiping slash protecting such a narcissistic idiot who likely wears a diaper.
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
All this would be a smidge easier to swallow if people weren’t blindly following slash worshiping slash protecting such a narcissistic idiot who likely wears a diaper.
I haven’t felt this much hope in a year. Congratulations @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
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November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I haven’t felt this much hope in a year. Congratulations @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
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Do you think Mike Johnson roots for The Empire when he watches Star Wars?
November 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Do you think Mike Johnson roots for The Empire when he watches Star Wars?
Imagine dreaming of being a lawyer, working your heart out, going to law school and then making loads of money protecting rapists and pedophile.
November 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Imagine dreaming of being a lawyer, working your heart out, going to law school and then making loads of money protecting rapists and pedophile.
My Roman Empire is that I, an atheist, have more Christian values than actual “Christians”.
October 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My Roman Empire is that I, an atheist, have more Christian values than actual “Christians”.
Don’t send me long DMs about what I post. I don’t care and I won’t read them. Get a diary.
October 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Don’t send me long DMs about what I post. I don’t care and I won’t read them. Get a diary.
We are at a place now where standing up for pedophiles is just “a difference in opinion” and calling a Nazi a Nazi is mean spirited and “woke”.
I truly feel like I’m going crazy.
I truly feel like I’m going crazy.
October 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
We are at a place now where standing up for pedophiles is just “a difference in opinion” and calling a Nazi a Nazi is mean spirited and “woke”.
I truly feel like I’m going crazy.
I truly feel like I’m going crazy.
I need to stop making friends with my lyft drivers. These coffee and hike dates that I always flake on are starting to get out of hand.
October 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I need to stop making friends with my lyft drivers. These coffee and hike dates that I always flake on are starting to get out of hand.
My two biggest social media posts that are going around right now are about being a “poop-pants ally” and how women should get to run everything for 10 years. I could not be prouder 💩🩷🫶
October 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My two biggest social media posts that are going around right now are about being a “poop-pants ally” and how women should get to run everything for 10 years. I could not be prouder 💩🩷🫶
When I was 23 years old, I complained to my then “boyfriend” that men were always catcalling and being creepy. He said “don’t worry, sweetheart, 24 out the door.” I got so excited and knew it was not the argument he thought it was. Turns out he was super wrong.
Do better, men.
Do better, men.
September 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
When I was 23 years old, I complained to my then “boyfriend” that men were always catcalling and being creepy. He said “don’t worry, sweetheart, 24 out the door.” I got so excited and knew it was not the argument he thought it was. Turns out he was super wrong.
Do better, men.
Do better, men.
MAGA controls all branches of the government. Any shutdown is completely on them. The gaslighting & blatant lying is so unreal. They’re also delaying the swearing in of a newly elected democrat who would be the tie breaking vote to release the Epstein files.
The mental gymnastics must be exhausting.
The mental gymnastics must be exhausting.
September 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
MAGA controls all branches of the government. Any shutdown is completely on them. The gaslighting & blatant lying is so unreal. They’re also delaying the swearing in of a newly elected democrat who would be the tie breaking vote to release the Epstein files.
The mental gymnastics must be exhausting.
The mental gymnastics must be exhausting.
Why don’t we see if Trump can pronounce “Mifepristone” before we decide to have the FDA review it.
September 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Why don’t we see if Trump can pronounce “Mifepristone” before we decide to have the FDA review it.
Happy Happy Alice and Borderlands AND SVU Day, to those who celebrate!!! 🤗🤗🤗
September 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Happy Happy Alice and Borderlands AND SVU Day, to those who celebrate!!! 🤗🤗🤗
I think we should let women run everything for 10 years. After 10 years, if it’s not better, we’ll give it back and you can continue with your wars, and outbursts and other dangerous (awful) tiny man bullshit.
September 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I think we should let women run everything for 10 years. After 10 years, if it’s not better, we’ll give it back and you can continue with your wars, and outbursts and other dangerous (awful) tiny man bullshit.