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Kyle Ziegler
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Husband, Traveling Salesman, Comedian, Fly Fisherman… Seen watching Letterman, Conan, SNL, and has appeared in front of televisions many times.
I wish I could protest but I have to work on Saturday. Doesn’t it suck that the overwhelming weight of capitalism’s boot on your neck is outmatching your opposition to fascism? Sorry didn’t mean to make it about me.
October 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Trump said “MIGA”

I don’t think white ppl can say that word
June 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I think most high school marching bands can march better than our US military.
June 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’m not religious but my hopes and prayers are that Bernie Sanders will never die unless we are all free.
June 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Today I put honey on a sourdough hard pretzel and I’m happy to announce I’ve added another snack to my arsenal.
June 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I just read an article complaining on behalf of Musk that he has to pay one of his baby mamas 250k a month.

A billionaire worth 420 billion paying 250k a month is the equivalent of someone with $4,000 paying less than one penny per month.
May 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Banger
May 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Today my old boss posted a pic of his wife and was like “#1 mom” but I also told my mom she’s the best mom so I think my mom and his wife have to fight now.
May 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
MAGA Catholics:
Why didn’t the pope give speech in English?

Also MAGA Catholics:
Let’s go to Latin Mass.
May 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
America is so complacent in human death that we put the casual in casualties.
April 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I don’t like that we call wackos “quacks.”

That’s like if we called kooks “cluck-clucks.”
April 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
“Crow” is such a baller ass word.
April 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Last fall someone told me they weren’t voting for Kamala because only women and gay men vote for Kamala.

I think only women and gay men should be allowed to vote.
April 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It’s always good to have some apples around. Even when they’re out of season. 😋
March 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Hear me out- school shooters except instead of using guns they just run into schools in Florida and say the word “Gay”
March 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Elon today: “Mommy I can’t sell these Girl Scout cookies can you help me?”

Trump: “Sure sweetie I’ll buy a box.”
March 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Reposted by Kyle Ziegler
are billionaires incapable of being cool or are cool people incapable of being billionaires ?
January 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If you couldn’t understand the words you weren’t bumping that shit loud enough #kendrick
February 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Go Birds
February 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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More of this, America.
February 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My wife is doing this book of the day thing for 20 days. She is someone who has lived a life profoundly impacted by the books that she’s read. If you’re a book nerd, follow along!

#lancasterpa
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#booksky #books #poetry #readingchallenge

17. Selected Poems by T.S. Eliot
February 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Reposted by Kyle Ziegler
When I was at my most poor I lived off of eggs, ramen, and cereal. With the price of eggs and milk… what is sustaining broke people? Just ramen?
February 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Hi Bluesky! I'm Scott M. Helfrich, owner of Helfrich Bicycles - a mobile bicycle repair business in Lancaster, PA. With 35+ years of cycling experience, I bring the shop to you! Visit helfrichbicycles.com to schedule service. #BicycleRepair #LancasterPA
January 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I wish the Philadelphia Eagles were president
January 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The money spent on this vehicle for its self driving features could have been spent on a 2002 Camry and hiring a full time driver #jobcreation

www.businessinsider.com/cybertruck-d...
I drive a Cybertruck, and I'm sick of people flipping me off. I wish they understood how helpful this car is for me.
I drive long distances for my job, so my self-driving Cybertruck helps reduce my exhaustion. But angry people just put their hate of Elon Musk on me.
www.businessinsider.com
January 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM