Kyle
@kylerlamont.bsky.social
Here for the lols. 41 | Seattle | nsfw, random crap | WoW and FFXIV player | Dog dad | DMs open
Telling someone to argue with a wall and then muting notifications from them is top tier.
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Telling someone to argue with a wall and then muting notifications from them is top tier.
I have the captain America theme song stuck in my head. I would like one lobotomy please.
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I have the captain America theme song stuck in my head. I would like one lobotomy please.
Venting: I genuinely feel so fucking invisible sometimes.
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Venting: I genuinely feel so fucking invisible sometimes.
Ok. I like thongs. It’s official.
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Ok. I like thongs. It’s official.
Actual conversation with a friend of mine. Lol
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Actual conversation with a friend of mine. Lol
It’s been days since I’ve swallowed a load. DAYS.
a woman with a tattoo on her chest that says nunc persevero
ALT: a woman with a tattoo on her chest that says nunc persevero
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It’s been days since I’ve swallowed a load. DAYS.
It’s hump day. Here’s my humps in a thong.
October 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It’s hump day. Here’s my humps in a thong.
Hi Bluesky. I’m alive. Love you all.
October 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hi Bluesky. I’m alive. Love you all.
My post pride day off is dealing with a sick dog. Plans got cancelled, but it worked out.
June 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
My post pride day off is dealing with a sick dog. Plans got cancelled, but it worked out.
The thing I’m working on for myself is being more ok with not fitting in. 💙
June 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The thing I’m working on for myself is being more ok with not fitting in. 💙
I got a load to kick off pride. 🤤
June 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I got a load to kick off pride. 🤤
Pride psa: moisturize after getting hairs removed.
June 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Pride psa: moisturize after getting hairs removed.
Smooth peach for this hump day.
June 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Smooth peach for this hump day.
Does this mean I’m back to using this? No idea.
June 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Does this mean I’m back to using this? No idea.
Softie Saturday or something
May 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Softie Saturday or something
I promise I’m not dead. Just haven’t been feeling social media lately. 💙
May 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I promise I’m not dead. Just haven’t been feeling social media lately. 💙
Rejection sensitivity dysphoria can fuck all the way off frankly.
March 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Rejection sensitivity dysphoria can fuck all the way off frankly.
I can quit at any time. 😅
February 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I can quit at any time. 😅
What is it with Sundays being my whore days?
February 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
What is it with Sundays being my whore days?
Me: "Hey I'm looking to have fun, interested?"
Them: "I'm not into hog"
jfc I hate people.
Them: "I'm not into hog"
jfc I hate people.
February 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Me: "Hey I'm looking to have fun, interested?"
Them: "I'm not into hog"
jfc I hate people.
Them: "I'm not into hog"
jfc I hate people.