I'm a genius for being 'meta.' I fully know I'm a character in a movie and I make lots of funny comments about it. Sometimes I'll even spot a 'trope' coming and say something snarky to signal my recognition of that fact

The wikipedia page for the San Francisco Marathon rocks. For some reason the entry's very first piece of body content is a photo of Jared Fogle on the racecourse posing with a young boy, seemingly implying he is an important part of the race's history and/or that it was the site of one of his crimes

For some reason I made this during the covid/bubble NBA playoffs in summer 2020 when the players got to replace the last names on their jerseys with custom activist messages. I did not post or share it with anyone and promptly forgot about it until a few hours ago. It will be my first video post

The 30 days is up and my account is finally fully deactivated. I am free

I have done it 🏅 🏃

I've graduated to using Sincerely, as an email closing. For a long while I was a Best, man. Things changed at some point though and I think I simply got more sincere. I'm sincere as fuck now and am only growing more sincere as I age

This chart is an absolute fucking nightmare as a red/green colorblind man. It feels like a sick prank on me

One time I was giving my name to a customer service rep on the phone and had to clear up confusion over what letter my last name starts with. Put on the spot to think of a word that starts with R, I quickly said it was "R as in rapist." Really humbling moment, and also pretty concerning honestly

Just bought up all the bed related stuff on my childhood friend's wedding registry. It's very important to me to be part of my friend's marital bed