Kyle Wolfe
@kylepwolfe.bsky.social
Reposted by Kyle Wolfe
“Swim away from me, do ye?” murmured Ahab, gazing over into the water. There seemed but little in the words, but the tone conveyed more of deep helpless sadness than the insane old man had ever before evinced.
August 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“Swim away from me, do ye?” murmured Ahab, gazing over into the water. There seemed but little in the words, but the tone conveyed more of deep helpless sadness than the insane old man had ever before evinced.
Not beating the allegations
August 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Not beating the allegations
Last night my three year old niece was looking through my photos with me and she pointed at this one and said “is that your daughter?”
August 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Last night my three year old niece was looking through my photos with me and she pointed at this one and said “is that your daughter?”
he can’t keep getting away with this
July 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
he can’t keep getting away with this
The people who bought our building came with rescue pigs
June 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The people who bought our building came with rescue pigs
Here’s the pigs that now live in our backyard and Scully observing them
June 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Here’s the pigs that now live in our backyard and Scully observing them
He yearns for birds
April 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
He yearns for birds
We were at my brother’s house and he had my copy of Catcher in the Rye that I read in high school with my annotations and Eric was flipping through it and near the end I wrote “he is depressed” 😔
April 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
We were at my brother’s house and he had my copy of Catcher in the Rye that I read in high school with my annotations and Eric was flipping through it and near the end I wrote “he is depressed” 😔
she saw him going for that Sunny Spot and slid in first
February 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
she saw him going for that Sunny Spot and slid in first
Actually 2pm or 3pm at the latest.
February 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Actually 2pm or 3pm at the latest.
I never watch the Super Bowl but that doesn’t stop me from complaining that it starts too late. Should be 1pm kickoff.
February 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I never watch the Super Bowl but that doesn’t stop me from complaining that it starts too late. Should be 1pm kickoff.
You should know that Wednesdays are BOGO Pizza Puffs at Jewel and also the company that makes Pizza Puffs has a timeline that starts with women’s suffrage before introducing the founder who began selling tamales in 1927
February 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You should know that Wednesdays are BOGO Pizza Puffs at Jewel and also the company that makes Pizza Puffs has a timeline that starts with women’s suffrage before introducing the founder who began selling tamales in 1927
I repotted my giant plant a few weeks ago (years overdue—it had a root as thick as my thumb coming out the drainage hole, but I couldn’t fathom how to even handle it). Happy to report I didn’t kill it and that it’s pushing out new leaves for the first time in a long time 🥹
January 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I repotted my giant plant a few weeks ago (years overdue—it had a root as thick as my thumb coming out the drainage hole, but I couldn’t fathom how to even handle it). Happy to report I didn’t kill it and that it’s pushing out new leaves for the first time in a long time 🥹
Pan pizza with sausage, mushrooms, onion, and green pepper
January 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Pan pizza with sausage, mushrooms, onion, and green pepper
Hot chocolate cookies with marshmallow surprise 🤫
December 20, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Hot chocolate cookies with marshmallow surprise 🤫
The face of a cat who’s spending his second night in a row at the neighbors’
December 13, 2024 at 2:26 AM
The face of a cat who’s spending his second night in a row at the neighbors’
He spent the night for only the second time ever 🥹 (he’s got a tracker on him and his owners knew)
December 12, 2024 at 1:58 PM
He spent the night for only the second time ever 🥹 (he’s got a tracker on him and his owners knew)
I’m staying at my boss’s house in the country and the neighbor’s farm cat comes over during the day to hang out with her husband.
December 12, 2024 at 2:00 AM
I’m staying at my boss’s house in the country and the neighbor’s farm cat comes over during the day to hang out with her husband.
Nothing worse than having to tell your husband you accidentally shook Rahm’s hand. “I swear it didn’t mean anything!!!”
December 11, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Nothing worse than having to tell your husband you accidentally shook Rahm’s hand. “I swear it didn’t mean anything!!!”
Columbo’s been obsessed with this spot lately and it’s so cute and Eric and I just keep saying “did you see Columbo’s in his spot?” to each other all day
December 6, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Columbo’s been obsessed with this spot lately and it’s so cute and Eric and I just keep saying “did you see Columbo’s in his spot?” to each other all day
Columbo hoping to avoid detection from Scully as she rolls around the bed
December 4, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Columbo hoping to avoid detection from Scully as she rolls around the bed