Kyle L Smith
@kylelsmith.bsky.social
The silliest goose. 🪿
Links to my humor at kylelsmith.com.
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Kyle L Smith
@kylelsmith.bsky.social
· Apr 4
Job Posting: Nazgul Team Lead
No undisclosed death prophecies
muddyum.net
Mordor Corp., Where there’s a whip there’s a way!
Due to an unforeseen and sudden staffing shortage, we are urgently hiring for Nazgul Team Lead.
Must be able to keep their heads while working with members of the opposite sex.
muddyum.net/job-posting-...
#lordoftherings
Due to an unforeseen and sudden staffing shortage, we are urgently hiring for Nazgul Team Lead.
Must be able to keep their heads while working with members of the opposite sex.
muddyum.net/job-posting-...
#lordoftherings
An unexpected singing Divorce-o-Gram.
#shortstory #shortfiction #fiction #funny
medium.com/whisper-publ...
#shortstory #shortfiction #fiction #funny
medium.com/whisper-publ...
The Divorce-o-Gram
Breaking up with Pinache
medium.com
September 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
An unexpected singing Divorce-o-Gram.
#shortstory #shortfiction #fiction #funny
medium.com/whisper-publ...
#shortstory #shortfiction #fiction #funny
medium.com/whisper-publ...
I've decided not to get the Neuralink brain implant. I already have self-driving thoughts that crash, dreams that explode on the launchpad, and a personality that makes for boring company.
April 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I've decided not to get the Neuralink brain implant. I already have self-driving thoughts that crash, dreams that explode on the launchpad, and a personality that makes for boring company.
Since Sting was the head of The Police, can we call him Commissioner Gordon?
April 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Since Sting was the head of The Police, can we call him Commissioner Gordon?
Are you hideously codependent or Hideo Kojima dependant?
April 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Are you hideously codependent or Hideo Kojima dependant?
No matter what they tell you, my hips definitely lie.
April 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
No matter what they tell you, my hips definitely lie.
Gaslighting is revisionist historical fiction.
April 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Gaslighting is revisionist historical fiction.
Ice cream sandwiches are neither ice cream nor a sandwich.
Discuss.
Discuss.
April 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Ice cream sandwiches are neither ice cream nor a sandwich.
Discuss.
Discuss.
My worst day working remote is better than my best day working in person.
April 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My worst day working remote is better than my best day working in person.
I miss post-credit blooper reels.
April 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I miss post-credit blooper reels.
My pee is so clear they call me Crystal. My skin is so dewey they call me Mountain. I'm so hydrated that Nestle claimed the water rights on my body.
April 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My pee is so clear they call me Crystal. My skin is so dewey they call me Mountain. I'm so hydrated that Nestle claimed the water rights on my body.
*Car pulls into the left lane of the highway*
Tractor Trailer Driver:
Tractor Trailer Driver:
a man with a beard and the words " you shall not pass " on the bottom
Alt: a man with a beard and the words " you shall not pass " on the bottom
media.tenor.com
April 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
*Car pulls into the left lane of the highway*
Tractor Trailer Driver:
Tractor Trailer Driver:
I wrote so much over the past two weeks that my wrists hurt. That's a first from me, Captain Writer's Block.
I wrote 1 speculative fiction short story, 1 prose humor piece, and 7 chapters of my first novel.
Only 14 chapters to go and that sucker will be ready for revisions!
🥳
#indieauthors
I wrote 1 speculative fiction short story, 1 prose humor piece, and 7 chapters of my first novel.
Only 14 chapters to go and that sucker will be ready for revisions!
🥳
#indieauthors
April 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I wrote so much over the past two weeks that my wrists hurt. That's a first from me, Captain Writer's Block.
I wrote 1 speculative fiction short story, 1 prose humor piece, and 7 chapters of my first novel.
Only 14 chapters to go and that sucker will be ready for revisions!
🥳
#indieauthors
I wrote 1 speculative fiction short story, 1 prose humor piece, and 7 chapters of my first novel.
Only 14 chapters to go and that sucker will be ready for revisions!
🥳
#indieauthors
I am so ready for Tron: Ares.
April 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I am so ready for Tron: Ares.
I want to live in a town that's so chill a dog is the mayor.
April 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I want to live in a town that's so chill a dog is the mayor.
Happy 50th birthday to Microsoft!
I was going to show you all a retrospective on this HD DVD, but my XBOX 360 just got the red ring of death.
Sent from my Windows Phone.
I was going to show you all a retrospective on this HD DVD, but my XBOX 360 just got the red ring of death.
Sent from my Windows Phone.
April 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Happy 50th birthday to Microsoft!
I was going to show you all a retrospective on this HD DVD, but my XBOX 360 just got the red ring of death.
Sent from my Windows Phone.
I was going to show you all a retrospective on this HD DVD, but my XBOX 360 just got the red ring of death.
Sent from my Windows Phone.
Just finished tip to tip with Ludwig and Michael Reeves. It may be the best travel vlog of all time.
youtu.be/SHIkv0XH20A?...
youtu.be/SHIkv0XH20A?...
Going Tip to Tip with Michael Reeves
YouTube video by Ludwig
youtu.be
April 5, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Just finished tip to tip with Ludwig and Michael Reeves. It may be the best travel vlog of all time.
youtu.be/SHIkv0XH20A?...
youtu.be/SHIkv0XH20A?...
LucasArts was a force to be reckoned with in the DOS game era.
April 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
LucasArts was a force to be reckoned with in the DOS game era.
The worst part about Pokemon is fear of the unown.
April 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The worst part about Pokemon is fear of the unown.
Mordor Corp., Where there’s a whip there’s a way!
Due to an unforeseen and sudden staffing shortage, we are urgently hiring for Nazgul Team Lead.
Must be able to keep their heads while working with members of the opposite sex.
muddyum.net/job-posting-...
#lordoftherings
Due to an unforeseen and sudden staffing shortage, we are urgently hiring for Nazgul Team Lead.
Must be able to keep their heads while working with members of the opposite sex.
muddyum.net/job-posting-...
#lordoftherings
Job Posting: Nazgul Team Lead
No undisclosed death prophecies
muddyum.net
April 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Mordor Corp., Where there’s a whip there’s a way!
Due to an unforeseen and sudden staffing shortage, we are urgently hiring for Nazgul Team Lead.
Must be able to keep their heads while working with members of the opposite sex.
muddyum.net/job-posting-...
#lordoftherings
Due to an unforeseen and sudden staffing shortage, we are urgently hiring for Nazgul Team Lead.
Must be able to keep their heads while working with members of the opposite sex.
muddyum.net/job-posting-...
#lordoftherings