kyle™
kylebenton.bsky.social
kyle™
@kylebenton.bsky.social
hi it's kyle
one of the fun parts of being an engineering consultant is seeing projects you worked on being released, and sometimes to great fanfare in a news article. the more fun part is when the client gets full credit for all the development and engineering.
July 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Officially at the stage in life where Spotify lists my daylist as "nostalgia dad rock wednesday morning" and it's actually a bunch of stuff I like
June 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I have a habit of planning ahead when I do a task I think I may have to deal with again, then I completely forget about it.
Then a year or so later when I have to deal with it again, I'm like "oh cool thank you past Kyle, this was super convenient"
February 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
very frustrating that I didn't fuck around, yet now I am being forced to find out
January 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
nothing primes me to have a calm, reasonable discussion with a representative than 36 minutes of the same 30 second soft-rock guitar riff on repeat
January 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My Wife: So you're telling me this "Allowable maximum" is just whatever you feel like paying that day, it's not a set figure based on billing codes
Cigna rep: Yes, an-
My Wife: I KNEW IT
*hangs up*

Anyway, health insurance in the US is as awful as ever
January 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
There's a football game on and it's sponsored by "Go Bowling" which is the most straightforward ad campaign I have ever seen
December 28, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Reposted by kyle™
Give "Control Salt Delete" kid a medal you cowards
December 26, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Driving near D.C. I noticed most of the huge buildings with big logos are right wing lobbyists. Weird that they apparently need to show up with a ton of money to get their ideas across.
December 23, 2024 at 12:47 PM
I was so close to not having to deal with stupid things at work, but I took a vacation. Lo and behold, stupid things have transpired, and now I must deal with them.
December 2, 2024 at 12:22 PM
I'm an engineer but sometimes I do design work and when that happens I'm referred to as Kylé
November 12, 2024 at 6:07 PM