Thanks to @hodgman.bsky.social and his wonderful book, Vacationland, I correctly answered a pub quiz question last night about state license plate slogans.

We live in the dumbest timeline

What possessed me to put on my shoes and socks like this!?!? Am I insane?

So this tickles the shit out of me. Assuming this is a legit account from Buckingham Palace, they’re only following …. Stephen King.

I find that each iteration of my social media identity is akin to the first day at a new school. Huge opportunity for reinventing myself but I always end up the same dweeb I always was.

So… this is nice.