if a tree explodes in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
January 22, 2026 at 5:16 PM
if a tree explodes in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
we don't have scorpions, we don't have hurricanes, we don't have earthquakes.. we don't have scorpions, we don't have hurricanes, we don't have earthquakes..
January 21, 2026 at 3:10 PM
we don't have scorpions, we don't have hurricanes, we don't have earthquakes.. we don't have scorpions, we don't have hurricanes, we don't have earthquakes..
someone in the midwest is walking around in cargo shorts rn
January 19, 2026 at 9:59 PM
someone in the midwest is walking around in cargo shorts rn
tired of AI on your feed? here's some real food photography
January 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
tired of AI on your feed? here's some real food photography
why text your ex when you can get a $7 lunch combo from kwik trip
January 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
why text your ex when you can get a $7 lunch combo from kwik trip
them: "hey want to go to BP?"
me:
me:
January 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
them: "hey want to go to BP?"
me:
me:
4 facts about cheesy breadsticks that you probably didn't know:
1. Contrary to popular belief, cheesy breadsticks can't go bowling
2. Despite their appearance, they do not care about your feelings.
3. Cheesy breadsticks are not DOT certified
4. They have never seen the award-winning film Titanic
1. Contrary to popular belief, cheesy breadsticks can't go bowling
2. Despite their appearance, they do not care about your feelings.
3. Cheesy breadsticks are not DOT certified
4. They have never seen the award-winning film Titanic
January 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
4 facts about cheesy breadsticks that you probably didn't know:
1. Contrary to popular belief, cheesy breadsticks can't go bowling
2. Despite their appearance, they do not care about your feelings.
3. Cheesy breadsticks are not DOT certified
4. They have never seen the award-winning film Titanic
1. Contrary to popular belief, cheesy breadsticks can't go bowling
2. Despite their appearance, they do not care about your feelings.
3. Cheesy breadsticks are not DOT certified
4. They have never seen the award-winning film Titanic
I will not return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I will not return in Avengers: Doomsday
ok whose middle schooler made this deal
January 11, 2026 at 5:03 PM
ok whose middle schooler made this deal
did the beaver write this
January 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
did the beaver write this
it can't be that bad, they have kwik trip
January 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
it can't be that bad, they have kwik trip
mondayest friday ever
January 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
mondayest friday ever
Unsolicited advice from a gas station going into 2026. Hope this helps. ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Unsolicited advice from a gas station going into 2026. Hope this helps. ❤️
reminder that even though it's the holiday season, don't stop at Holiday
December 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
reminder that even though it's the holiday season, don't stop at Holiday
not sure who needs to hear this but probably everyone: the days start getting longer today
December 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
not sure who needs to hear this but probably everyone: the days start getting longer today
me seeing rain in the forecast after just washing my car
December 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
me seeing rain in the forecast after just washing my car
Pick your fave. No pressure (but pressure)
December 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Pick your fave. No pressure (but pressure)
not to start drama but some humidity would go pretty hard right now
December 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
not to start drama but some humidity would go pretty hard right now
there are two kinds of people in the winter
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
there are two kinds of people in the winter
Must've been Rudolph's day off
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Must've been Rudolph's day off
In case anyone was confused on where we're Trip vs. Star, here's a map of the Midwest.
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
In case anyone was confused on where we're Trip vs. Star, here's a map of the Midwest.