Deleted scene from Over the Hedge.
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Deleted scene from Over the Hedge.
"How many bottles of egg nog do you drink a day?"
Me:
Me:
November 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"How many bottles of egg nog do you drink a day?"
Me:
Me:
this may be a joke but it also isn't a lie
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
this may be a joke but it also isn't a lie
imagine spending $30 on a bear cup when that's an entire weekend's worth of busch light
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
imagine spending $30 on a bear cup when that's an entire weekend's worth of busch light
Buying myself a long john donut as a little treat 'cause today would've been my birthday if I was born today.
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Buying myself a long john donut as a little treat 'cause today would've been my birthday if I was born today.
This is your reminder you have free will to hand out whole roasted chickens for Halloween. Literally nobody's stopping you.
October 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This is your reminder you have free will to hand out whole roasted chickens for Halloween. Literally nobody's stopping you.
bad news: it's monday
good news: it's monday after a packers W
good news: it's monday after a packers W
October 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
bad news: it's monday
good news: it's monday after a packers W
good news: it's monday after a packers W
a haunted house but it's just a gas station that requires a key to go to the bathroom
October 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
a haunted house but it's just a gas station that requires a key to go to the bathroom
Life's short. Complain about the wind today.
October 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Life's short. Complain about the wind today.
roll call who is here
October 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
roll call who is here
Welp, spose I should head out (me, a midwesterner, fully not intending to leave until at least 2 more beers, a 62-minute conversation, several knee slaps, an ope, 23 side hugs, a cool whip container of leftovers, and extending an invite to non-existent plans)
December 26, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Welp, spose I should head out (me, a midwesterner, fully not intending to leave until at least 2 more beers, a 62-minute conversation, several knee slaps, an ope, 23 side hugs, a cool whip container of leftovers, and extending an invite to non-existent plans)
midwestern logic is not wearing a coat when it's -5º because you're just walking into the building
December 12, 2024 at 8:07 PM
midwestern logic is not wearing a coat when it's -5º because you're just walking into the building
suspect parks at the pump
December 5, 2024 at 3:10 PM
suspect parks at the pump
When you’re at your hometown Kwik Trip and see someone from high school:
November 27, 2024 at 9:52 PM
When you’re at your hometown Kwik Trip and see someone from high school:
eating jalapeno cheddar bites just to feel something
November 26, 2024 at 3:53 PM
eating jalapeno cheddar bites just to feel something
Me with 2 miles until empty and 5 miles til the next Kwik Trip but I’m not worried because I’m just a chill guy.
November 21, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Me with 2 miles until empty and 5 miles til the next Kwik Trip but I’m not worried because I’m just a chill guy.
me not worrying about knee surgery tomorrow because i'm just a chill guy
November 21, 2024 at 9:24 PM
me not worrying about knee surgery tomorrow because i'm just a chill guy
is anybody out there
November 20, 2024 at 2:01 PM
is anybody out there
*tap tap* is this thing on
November 18, 2024 at 7:24 PM
*tap tap* is this thing on