Aunty Depressant
@kuzzbuzz.bsky.social
Time Magazine’s Person of the Year ‘06, but now shouting into the void
I don’t think people should call themselves nature addicts if they don’t suffer from withdrawals.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I don’t think people should call themselves nature addicts if they don’t suffer from withdrawals.
I want to know peace, but instead I know emails.
October 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I want to know peace, but instead I know emails.
Prosthetic arms fair
October 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Prosthetic arms fair
There are too many Pokémon.
August 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
There are too many Pokémon.
A child ran towards me and my life flashed before my eyes.
July 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
A child ran towards me and my life flashed before my eyes.
I hope no one notices that I’m wearing blue underpants with black pants. That would be embarrassing.
July 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I hope no one notices that I’m wearing blue underpants with black pants. That would be embarrassing.
Sports fans should keep their lifestyle choices behind closed doors
July 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Sports fans should keep their lifestyle choices behind closed doors
One probably wouldn’t get away with naming a child Gay these days.
June 7, 2025 at 7:41 AM
One probably wouldn’t get away with naming a child Gay these days.
The emails never cease, but neither will I.
May 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The emails never cease, but neither will I.
Sometimes when I’m craving attention, I’ll go to a fancy clothing store to be followed closely by staff.
May 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Sometimes when I’m craving attention, I’ll go to a fancy clothing store to be followed closely by staff.
I have sent 1 (one) email and now I need to lie down.
May 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I have sent 1 (one) email and now I need to lie down.
I want 100 Gecs to play at my funeral.
May 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I want 100 Gecs to play at my funeral.
I go to metal gigs for the same reason I go to drag shows, because I like the cute outfits.
April 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I go to metal gigs for the same reason I go to drag shows, because I like the cute outfits.
It’s probably for the best that I’m not an acquaintance of David Schwimmer. I don’t think I’d be able to stop myself from asking him questions like “Do you have any hobbies? Are you a Schwimmer?”.
April 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It’s probably for the best that I’m not an acquaintance of David Schwimmer. I don’t think I’d be able to stop myself from asking him questions like “Do you have any hobbies? Are you a Schwimmer?”.
I’d rather die than catch Uber Pool.
April 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I’d rather die than catch Uber Pool.
Every now and then I wonder what Michael Jackson is up to.
March 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Every now and then I wonder what Michael Jackson is up to.
Tripped over someone in the train and my life flashed before my eyes. Send tweet.
March 14, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Tripped over someone in the train and my life flashed before my eyes. Send tweet.
A thought not shared with strangers on the internet is a thought wasted.
March 12, 2025 at 6:49 AM
A thought not shared with strangers on the internet is a thought wasted.
What I’m looking forward to most about being elderly, is being in the way more.
March 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
What I’m looking forward to most about being elderly, is being in the way more.
Drivers should watch where they’re going because I sure as shit am not.
February 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Drivers should watch where they’re going because I sure as shit am not.
People have no business being 7ft tall. Come down from there.
February 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
People have no business being 7ft tall. Come down from there.
I would be unstoppable with an earwax vacuum.
February 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I would be unstoppable with an earwax vacuum.
Every day there is a new email. I reply, and I receive another email. The cycle never ends.
February 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Every day there is a new email. I reply, and I receive another email. The cycle never ends.
I dream of a world that is free of shitty meathead men
February 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I dream of a world that is free of shitty meathead men
It’s interesting seeing guys from Grindr out in the real world. Like “Hmmm, he looks to have taken up meth since his profile photo was taken”
February 13, 2025 at 9:47 AM
It’s interesting seeing guys from Grindr out in the real world. Like “Hmmm, he looks to have taken up meth since his profile photo was taken”