David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦
@kutadave.bsky.social
AKA KutaDave I like Women, Ray Bans, shiny things, fast Jets, West Ham, Mainframe programmer, Security Analyst. Elder Scrolls Online✈️Fly Navy🛬
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MAGA is acting like Mamdani is about to destroy healthcare, let Americans starve, host golf events with the Saudis, and build an air force base in Idaho for Qatar.
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
MAGA is acting like Mamdani is about to destroy healthcare, let Americans starve, host golf events with the Saudis, and build an air force base in Idaho for Qatar.
*After 8 years explanation
And that kids, is how I met your Imaginary Mother.
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Kids?
Oh right.
And that kids, is how I met your Imaginary Mother.
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Kids?
Oh right.
October 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
*After 8 years explanation
And that kids, is how I met your Imaginary Mother.
-*-
Kids?
Oh right.
And that kids, is how I met your Imaginary Mother.
-*-
Kids?
Oh right.
I was at a restaurant and told the waitress that my steak was bad.
She picked it up, gave it a slap and put it back on the plate and said
“If it gives you anymore trouble, let me know”
She picked it up, gave it a slap and put it back on the plate and said
“If it gives you anymore trouble, let me know”
September 17, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I was at a restaurant and told the waitress that my steak was bad.
She picked it up, gave it a slap and put it back on the plate and said
“If it gives you anymore trouble, let me know”
She picked it up, gave it a slap and put it back on the plate and said
“If it gives you anymore trouble, let me know”
Charlie Kirk was a pain in the neck
September 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Charlie Kirk was a pain in the neck
I went into a bar today and ordered a Charlie Kirk.
Just a single shot.
Too soon?
Just a single shot.
Too soon?
September 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I went into a bar today and ordered a Charlie Kirk.
Just a single shot.
Too soon?
Just a single shot.
Too soon?
Charlie Kirk is dead. Here’s a picture of balls.
September 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Charlie Kirk is dead. Here’s a picture of balls.
Tom Ellis and Pierce Brosnan watching West Ham on The Thursday Murder Club on Netflix
August 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Tom Ellis and Pierce Brosnan watching West Ham on The Thursday Murder Club on Netflix
Governor has some new friends
August 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Governor has some new friends
Reposted by David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦
My friend just posted this and now I TOTALLY WANT A PROSTHETIC ROBO DINOSAUR TAIL.
August 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My friend just posted this and now I TOTALLY WANT A PROSTHETIC ROBO DINOSAUR TAIL.
My Grandfather was an inventor, he invented a portable washing line: you tied each end of the line to a servant.
Apparently he made no money from his invention as the hemp fibre for the line was too expensive.
Apparently he made no money from his invention as the hemp fibre for the line was too expensive.
August 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My Grandfather was an inventor, he invented a portable washing line: you tied each end of the line to a servant.
Apparently he made no money from his invention as the hemp fibre for the line was too expensive.
Apparently he made no money from his invention as the hemp fibre for the line was too expensive.
Might be useful in Florida again
July 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Might be useful in Florida again
