Kurbiskoochie
@kurbiskinder.bsky.social
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Kurbis/Pumpkin
A picayune pervert perusing posts
Kurbis/Pumpkin
A picayune pervert perusing posts
No matter how bad life gets? At least I can smile at myself in the mirror... knowing my balls are huge, and I never have to subject myself to the ethical degradation that is networking with chronically online millennials with 5th grade literacy levels
October 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
No matter how bad life gets? At least I can smile at myself in the mirror... knowing my balls are huge, and I never have to subject myself to the ethical degradation that is networking with chronically online millennials with 5th grade literacy levels
Stretching my dick like Silly Putty, balling it up, and bouncing it off the wall like a Super Ball
October 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Stretching my dick like Silly Putty, balling it up, and bouncing it off the wall like a Super Ball
Please don't interfere in the Milking of my Many Molemen. I'm doing this for all of us, fUCK what the CDC says, the people need the milk!!
October 8, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Please don't interfere in the Milking of my Many Molemen. I'm doing this for all of us, fUCK what the CDC says, the people need the milk!!
Warlock Magic is on Some Pussy Shit These Days
October 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Warlock Magic is on Some Pussy Shit These Days
Hey there, babe. I noticed you were all mentally ill and paranoid and insecure lately. Mind if I start a secret group chat behind your back and slowly erode your trust in any inherent human kindness? OH OH! I could also convince everyone to ignore you! Fuckkkk I'm such a good friend 😁
September 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Hey there, babe. I noticed you were all mentally ill and paranoid and insecure lately. Mind if I start a secret group chat behind your back and slowly erode your trust in any inherent human kindness? OH OH! I could also convince everyone to ignore you! Fuckkkk I'm such a good friend 😁
Girl if you don't put a coaster down I'm unhinging my jaw and consuming your entire damn physical form
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Girl if you don't put a coaster down I'm unhinging my jaw and consuming your entire damn physical form
Time to applaud the sacrificial lamb! Everyone, come now! Let's all hear it for this darling lamb!!
Note how no one is clapping 🤨?
Note how no one is clapping 🤨?
August 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Time to applaud the sacrificial lamb! Everyone, come now! Let's all hear it for this darling lamb!!
Note how no one is clapping 🤨?
Note how no one is clapping 🤨?
Sooo fucking tired of opening up the fridge and finding nothing but vintage Pyrex containers filled with unidentifiable gore slurry.
August 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Sooo fucking tired of opening up the fridge and finding nothing but vintage Pyrex containers filled with unidentifiable gore slurry.
*Disgustingly disproportionate swollen giant penis flops out of pants* Evil wizard curse, yeah... sorry man, you know how this shit is...
July 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
*Disgustingly disproportionate swollen giant penis flops out of pants* Evil wizard curse, yeah... sorry man, you know how this shit is...
Omggg hello sweet baby boy
*gently petting eviscerated roadkill raccoon*
*gently petting eviscerated roadkill raccoon*
July 8, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Omggg hello sweet baby boy
*gently petting eviscerated roadkill raccoon*
*gently petting eviscerated roadkill raccoon*
I'm predestined to perish via Spontaneous Human Combustion immediately after achieving my hundred thousandth orgasm, and I honestly lost count a couple years ago somewhere in the 3000's
June 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I'm predestined to perish via Spontaneous Human Combustion immediately after achieving my hundred thousandth orgasm, and I honestly lost count a couple years ago somewhere in the 3000's
Okay, so basically, the dread compounds infinitely
June 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Okay, so basically, the dread compounds infinitely
Got kicked out clown college for shooting piss out of my little flower all over a client
June 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Got kicked out clown college for shooting piss out of my little flower all over a client
Fuckkkk dudeeee your Nintendo Switch 2 just bit the tip of my dickkkk
June 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Fuckkkk dudeeee your Nintendo Switch 2 just bit the tip of my dickkkk
Assuring my hope in tomorrow's songs, the coming times, with every little seed tossed into the soil. The simple sunflower outpaces you because it loves harder on such a short schedule.
June 12, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Assuring my hope in tomorrow's songs, the coming times, with every little seed tossed into the soil. The simple sunflower outpaces you because it loves harder on such a short schedule.
If you wanna be spared the horror of being consumed by my unholy demon blade you might wanna start sucking the balls more, yeahhhh that's the goood shittttt
June 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If you wanna be spared the horror of being consumed by my unholy demon blade you might wanna start sucking the balls more, yeahhhh that's the goood shittttt
3 Basic Tenets Dude
♡Kindness
♡Loyalty
♡Sincerity
You either live by those or your name goes in the jar. The jar is filled with venomous arthropods and theyre doing some wicked power rangers shit in there. You probably get the deal after that, yeah?
♡Kindness
♡Loyalty
♡Sincerity
You either live by those or your name goes in the jar. The jar is filled with venomous arthropods and theyre doing some wicked power rangers shit in there. You probably get the deal after that, yeah?
June 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
3 Basic Tenets Dude
♡Kindness
♡Loyalty
♡Sincerity
You either live by those or your name goes in the jar. The jar is filled with venomous arthropods and theyre doing some wicked power rangers shit in there. You probably get the deal after that, yeah?
♡Kindness
♡Loyalty
♡Sincerity
You either live by those or your name goes in the jar. The jar is filled with venomous arthropods and theyre doing some wicked power rangers shit in there. You probably get the deal after that, yeah?
I radiate a potent, powerful aura of pure lust capable of taking out several city blocks, but only when someone with really hairy legs is wearing shorts.
June 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I radiate a potent, powerful aura of pure lust capable of taking out several city blocks, but only when someone with really hairy legs is wearing shorts.
Cut the break lines on oomfies Jeep Grand Cherokee cause they didn't even bother to keysmash in response to my mid ass Instagram meme that's a screenshot of a reddit post that's actually from Tumblr. Not even a laugh react emoji smh like what's your purpose if not to make me feel good about myself?
June 2, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Cut the break lines on oomfies Jeep Grand Cherokee cause they didn't even bother to keysmash in response to my mid ass Instagram meme that's a screenshot of a reddit post that's actually from Tumblr. Not even a laugh react emoji smh like what's your purpose if not to make me feel good about myself?
Uh-oh Sisters! Ovulation time!!
N-no Kelsey don't worry LMAO this'll take me like 5 minutes
*an unholy bell chimes as a pillar of red light descends upon me*
N-no Kelsey don't worry LMAO this'll take me like 5 minutes
*an unholy bell chimes as a pillar of red light descends upon me*
May 20, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Uh-oh Sisters! Ovulation time!!
N-no Kelsey don't worry LMAO this'll take me like 5 minutes
*an unholy bell chimes as a pillar of red light descends upon me*
N-no Kelsey don't worry LMAO this'll take me like 5 minutes
*an unholy bell chimes as a pillar of red light descends upon me*
Cooking my bitch cousin's idiot degu (Octodon Degus) in the air fryer cause it pissed on my 2009 Hannah Montana the Movie Vinyl. Stupid fucking knock off gerbil (Meriones Unguiculatis)
May 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Cooking my bitch cousin's idiot degu (Octodon Degus) in the air fryer cause it pissed on my 2009 Hannah Montana the Movie Vinyl. Stupid fucking knock off gerbil (Meriones Unguiculatis)
Filthiness is Next to Silliness
May 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Filthiness is Next to Silliness
Squeezing my gargantuan titties together and panting like a hound in August, "I'm s-so Earnest and Passionate about Life Unnngfffaaahhhck I'm SO at peace with being a consumer in the global Imperial Core OugHhh"
May 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Squeezing my gargantuan titties together and panting like a hound in August, "I'm s-so Earnest and Passionate about Life Unnngfffaaahhhck I'm SO at peace with being a consumer in the global Imperial Core OugHhh"
Shoes don't fit, my hat don't fit, coat don't fit, I'm a misfit. Cumming fast, too fast, cumming fast, much too fast.
May 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Shoes don't fit, my hat don't fit, coat don't fit, I'm a misfit. Cumming fast, too fast, cumming fast, much too fast.
You wouldn't know sincerity if it sucked on your god damn tits bitch.
April 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
You wouldn't know sincerity if it sucked on your god damn tits bitch.