Jake Kulkowski 💀
@kulkowski.bsky.social
Founder and 1/4 of @guillotine.agency - working on your favourite games 🔪
King in the North 🐺
King in the North 🐺
Having a day of playing unreleased client projects and being reminded why I got into the games industry, I absolutely live for days like this.
So far I've played a God Game, a JRPG, an ARPG and a total artistic indie mindfuck.
Phenomenal
So far I've played a God Game, a JRPG, an ARPG and a total artistic indie mindfuck.
Phenomenal
January 31, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Having a day of playing unreleased client projects and being reminded why I got into the games industry, I absolutely live for days like this.
So far I've played a God Game, a JRPG, an ARPG and a total artistic indie mindfuck.
Phenomenal
So far I've played a God Game, a JRPG, an ARPG and a total artistic indie mindfuck.
Phenomenal
Might go and see Return to Silent Hill today but apparently it's so bad it's not 'so bad it's good' it's just 'pisses you off'
I've had to sit through a bunch of shitty Silent Hill 2 ripoffs that miss the point, but they're all games. So what different does it make if this one's a film? 😭
I've had to sit through a bunch of shitty Silent Hill 2 ripoffs that miss the point, but they're all games. So what different does it make if this one's a film? 😭
January 24, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Might go and see Return to Silent Hill today but apparently it's so bad it's not 'so bad it's good' it's just 'pisses you off'
I've had to sit through a bunch of shitty Silent Hill 2 ripoffs that miss the point, but they're all games. So what different does it make if this one's a film? 😭
I've had to sit through a bunch of shitty Silent Hill 2 ripoffs that miss the point, but they're all games. So what different does it make if this one's a film? 😭
Stadium is huge and gonna look crazy with 98k people here or whatever. Bombs away 👊
April 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Stadium is huge and gonna look crazy with 98k people here or whatever. Bombs away 👊
Reposted by Jake Kulkowski 💀
enjoy expedition 33 xoxo
April 23, 2025 at 9:10 AM
enjoy expedition 33 xoxo
Explaining the concept of VHS to my daughter by saying it's like a switch cartridge you put under the TV to watch an old episode of a cartoon..
Made me feel so old I might turn into coffin slime.
Bethesda, drop the Oblivion remake stat. I need to feel good about the past.
Made me feel so old I might turn into coffin slime.
Bethesda, drop the Oblivion remake stat. I need to feel good about the past.
April 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Explaining the concept of VHS to my daughter by saying it's like a switch cartridge you put under the TV to watch an old episode of a cartoon..
Made me feel so old I might turn into coffin slime.
Bethesda, drop the Oblivion remake stat. I need to feel good about the past.
Made me feel so old I might turn into coffin slime.
Bethesda, drop the Oblivion remake stat. I need to feel good about the past.
Some place, man... Some Game of Thrones shit. I feel like I need to be cloaked up and escaping from knights of the templar or something.
Looking like the damn Oblivion remake
Looking like the damn Oblivion remake
April 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Some place, man... Some Game of Thrones shit. I feel like I need to be cloaked up and escaping from knights of the templar or something.
Looking like the damn Oblivion remake
Looking like the damn Oblivion remake
Day 3. Croatia is a living hell 💀 but I'll manage
April 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Day 3. Croatia is a living hell 💀 but I'll manage
Palm Sunday here in Croatia means the only places open pretty much are bars and restaurants. Heartbreaking.
April 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Palm Sunday here in Croatia means the only places open pretty much are bars and restaurants. Heartbreaking.
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📰iSHOWSPEED AND KSI IN PROMOTIONAL TRAILER FOR FATAL FURY: CITY OF THE WOLVES AND EUBANK VS BENN MATCH!
THIS IS INSANE! How much SNK spent to make this happen??!!!😭 (1/4)
THIS IS INSANE! How much SNK spent to make this happen??!!!😭 (1/4)
April 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
📰iSHOWSPEED AND KSI IN PROMOTIONAL TRAILER FOR FATAL FURY: CITY OF THE WOLVES AND EUBANK VS BENN MATCH!
THIS IS INSANE! How much SNK spent to make this happen??!!!😭 (1/4)
THIS IS INSANE! How much SNK spent to make this happen??!!!😭 (1/4)
This looks nuts!!
We just announced Cloverpit 🍒🍒🍒
The demonic lovechild of Balatro & Buckshot Roulette
Developed by @panikarcade.bsky.social & published by us @futurefriendsgames.com 🔥
- Bend the rules
- Break the game
- Pay off your debts
DEMO available on Steam right now👇
store.steampowered.com/app/3314790/...
The demonic lovechild of Balatro & Buckshot Roulette
Developed by @panikarcade.bsky.social & published by us @futurefriendsgames.com 🔥
- Bend the rules
- Break the game
- Pay off your debts
DEMO available on Steam right now👇
store.steampowered.com/app/3314790/...
April 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This looks nuts!!
Fucking get innnnn mannnn
Still Wakes the game that just keeps giving 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
Still Wakes the game that just keeps giving 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
And it’s Alec Newman as Cameron ‘Caz’ Mcleary in Still Wakes The Deep who takes home the BAFTA for Performer In A Leading Role ✨ #BAFTAGamesAwards
April 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Fucking get innnnn mannnn
Still Wakes the game that just keeps giving 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
Still Wakes the game that just keeps giving 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
The most interesting thing about Legally Distinct Bloodborne is that it was referred to as "a brand-new multiplayer game" by Nintendo.
Seamless co-op or?
Seamless co-op or?
April 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The most interesting thing about Legally Distinct Bloodborne is that it was referred to as "a brand-new multiplayer game" by Nintendo.
Seamless co-op or?
Seamless co-op or?
FROM Soft just announced the closest thing to Castlevania we're gonna get in a long time....and it's Switch 2?
April 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
FROM Soft just announced the closest thing to Castlevania we're gonna get in a long time....and it's Switch 2?
A decade of inimitable brilliance
Fear the old blood🩸
Fear the old blood🩸
March 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
A decade of inimitable brilliance
Fear the old blood🩸
Fear the old blood🩸
Reposted by Jake Kulkowski 💀
first Guillotine Club of 2025 goes out end of the week
its our quarterly mailing list with updates and new games and stuff
still a few days in case you didn't sign up 🔪
bit.ly/HeadsOff
its our quarterly mailing list with updates and new games and stuff
still a few days in case you didn't sign up 🔪
bit.ly/HeadsOff
March 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
first Guillotine Club of 2025 goes out end of the week
its our quarterly mailing list with updates and new games and stuff
still a few days in case you didn't sign up 🔪
bit.ly/HeadsOff
its our quarterly mailing list with updates and new games and stuff
still a few days in case you didn't sign up 🔪
bit.ly/HeadsOff
"gotta crash out to crash in" - @dingyfairy.bsky.social
March 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
"gotta crash out to crash in" - @dingyfairy.bsky.social
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Played games my whole life, work in games but most ppl don't know my favourite game ever and my true love, is called Tibia
A game that's not been replicated in this recent 'hey, remember MMOs?' trend
Until now... 😭
APOGEA
Cannot come soon enough.
Only real ones (and Brazilians) will know
A game that's not been replicated in this recent 'hey, remember MMOs?' trend
Until now... 😭
APOGEA
Cannot come soon enough.
Only real ones (and Brazilians) will know
March 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Played games my whole life, work in games but most ppl don't know my favourite game ever and my true love, is called Tibia
A game that's not been replicated in this recent 'hey, remember MMOs?' trend
Until now... 😭
APOGEA
Cannot come soon enough.
Only real ones (and Brazilians) will know
A game that's not been replicated in this recent 'hey, remember MMOs?' trend
Until now... 😭
APOGEA
Cannot come soon enough.
Only real ones (and Brazilians) will know
Silent Hill F we are ssooooo fucking baaaaaack
March 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Silent Hill F we are ssooooo fucking baaaaaack
2pm at @guillotine.agency gonna be absolute fire today, watch
March 3, 2025 at 9:53 AM
2pm at @guillotine.agency gonna be absolute fire today, watch
Made the diabolical mistake of watching ONE clip of The Apprentice on YouTube last night and now my algorithm thinks I give a fuck and is spamming me with recommends
This 'For You' stuff is bollocks sometimes. Just show me what I'm subscribed to first at least 😭
This 'For You' stuff is bollocks sometimes. Just show me what I'm subscribed to first at least 😭
February 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Made the diabolical mistake of watching ONE clip of The Apprentice on YouTube last night and now my algorithm thinks I give a fuck and is spamming me with recommends
This 'For You' stuff is bollocks sometimes. Just show me what I'm subscribed to first at least 😭
This 'For You' stuff is bollocks sometimes. Just show me what I'm subscribed to first at least 😭