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Kuldar
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🥸 Noodling with code
🚀 Fan of space and rockets
I’m 36 years old and I still don’t know if bi-weekly means twice a week or every other week.
February 6, 2026 at 1:34 PM
"Babe, come to bed"
"Can't, got some important research to do.."
February 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
First both my nephews got sick with a virus, then my brother got sick, his wife got pneumonia, my mom got pneumonia, my dad got sick. All in a span of few weeks.

It was just a matter of time until it was my turn.

If I don't make it, pls someone delete my browser history.
a man in a hospital gown is smiling and laying in a bed
ALT: a man in a hospital gown is smiling and laying in a bed
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February 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
How we doing over here?
February 3, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Okay, okay, trying out that spacecowboy's For You feed algo and it's already miles ahead of the default one.
January 19, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I feel like it's about time we invented new colors. Over the 20 years I've used pretty much all of them and kinda running dry at this point.
August 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Just found my first gray hair..

Well, it was fun knowing y’all, I’m off to pick out a grave site.
August 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
What in the name of USB?! This is some Transformers level shit. 😦
August 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I've somehow managed to get skinny AND fat at the same time. Didn't even realize this was possible. Quite the majestic physique, really.
August 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Me, sweating and crying, learning type safety and test driven development.

New generation of coders - “ultrathink, don’t hallucinate, use best practices or your family will starve”.
August 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I think the funniest part about LinkedIn is seeing folks like Ryan Reynolds and Snoop Dogg over there.

Like you can be a world famous multi millionaire and you still can't escape the shackles of corporate Facebook. 😭
August 1, 2025 at 11:39 AM
My glasses snapped in half and scratched to hell.

Me: “hmm, probably good for another year..”
August 1, 2025 at 7:44 AM
All this AGI talk, and I still have to "not interested" / "don't recommend this channel" at 3/4 of the videos Youtube pushes into my feed.

I've used YOUTUBE MY WHOLE LIFE, when is it actually going to learn anything about me?!
August 1, 2025 at 6:32 AM
If I have to hear I'm absolutely right one more time, I swear to god..
July 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Sometimes I find random screen-recordings of projects I have zero recollection of creating.

Looks real dope though, past Kuldar! GG.
July 31, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Reposted by Kuldar
I don’t know who of you need to hear this, but I’m pretty sure some of you need to hear this.
July 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'm gonna get scammed so hard when I get older 😭
July 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I can feel my attention span dwindling away with these AI tools.

I ask Claude for an in depth research and be like "I ain't reading all that". I ask for a TLDR of the research, get back two paragraphs and be like "ahh, nvm actually".

Time to raw dawg some books to fix myself.
July 30, 2025 at 7:28 AM
In case you need any more proof that birds are not real.
July 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Contact lenses are wild when you stop and think about it.

Wdym we make miniature jellyfish that you shove into your eye to see clearly?
July 28, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Claude pouring some cold water over my head. 😭
July 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
“Do it”
“But I’m scared..”
“Then do it scared”

Has been bouncing around in my head for days now.
July 25, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Not vibing with the approach @figma.com took with AI. I want to explore designs with AI, not generate React apps.

Has anyone built an AI plugin on top of Figma API that actually understands and generates designs?

Kinda what diagram.com was before Figma bought and killed it.
July 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Reposted by Kuldar
Your "agent" after being told to not touch any production systems, deleting a production DB anyways, lying about it to try and cover it up:
July 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Product idea - wireless headphones with internal storage so you can listen to music/podcasts without any other devices.
July 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM