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— Mᴇ̌ɪ Hᴏ́ᴜᴡᴀ́ɴɢ。
@kuailedehouzi.bsky.social



⠀⠀⠀do good a thousand days, but the good is still insufficient; do evil for one day, and that evil is already excessive .



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November 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
<--- neither of those
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM

⠀⠀"It's going to be such short notice sending invitations to the hundreds of monkeys I know..."
November 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM

⠀⠀"Like right now...?"
November 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM

⠀⠀" You said we'd have the ceremony months ago. "
November 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM

Staring into the ether.

⠀⠀" I still ain't married. "
November 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Reposted by — Mᴇ̌ɪ Hᴏ́ᴜᴡᴀ́ɴɢ。
October 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM

⠀⠀Currently handing out candy.
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM


⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙀 𝙇 𝙀 𝙂 𝘼 𝙉 𝙏 .

October 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
@aisuruinuotome.bsky.social

She walks into the baby room, a sleeping baby in the crib, and rubble from the wall and ceiling dotted around.

⠀⠀" Hrm, you didn't do half bad I'd say. "
October 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM

⠀⠀" Yep... now, chop chop, before I am no longer in the mood for the prize! "
October 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM

⠀⠀" A mother needs to display confidence, or her soul will split into multiple pieces, literally. "
October 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM

⠀⠀" You'd like anything that deals with me - I am too beautiful and smart. "
October 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM

⠀⠀" The screaming would be in the bedroom... so it would be abuse from you. "
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM

⠀⠀" Hmph! I'll scream so loud some day that they become like human ears! "
October 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM

⠀⠀" Hah, doubt it, " she'd whisper with a snicker.
October 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM

⠀⠀" Must be dog mentality to think like that... But, either way, you are the one cleaning the rubble this time! "
October 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM

⠀⠀" They have both of our abilities with no idea how to control them. What do you think that means? "
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM

⠀⠀" I've been torn to mere limbs before, so I kind of get it. "

Staff disappears, and hands are held behind her back. She steps forward to kiss them on the lips.

⠀⠀" Get them to sleep without too much property damage, and I'll give you a prize in bed. "
October 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM

⠀⠀" Achieving Nirvana is kind of like death, yes. "

She stares at their display with an unimpressed expression, then bonks them on the head with her staff.

⠀⠀" Cute. But, go ahead and deal with the baby. "
October 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM

Turns back into her small form, then into a monkey, then back into her big form.

⠀⠀" I am already a spirit? "
October 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM

Attempts to grab the baby, and her hands go right through them.

⠀⠀" ... When did you learn to go into spirit form? "
October 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM

⠀⠀" Hrm, well, time to put the little one to bed. "
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM

⠀⠀" I should make some traditional candy for that Western holiday... at least to be nice to those who celebrate it. "
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM


⠀⠀" Nnnnnggghhhh.... "
October 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM