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⠀⠀⠀do good a thousand days, but the good is still insufficient; do evil for one day, and that evil is already excessive .
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⠀⠀"It's going to be such short notice sending invitations to the hundreds of monkeys I know..."
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⠀⠀"It's going to be such short notice sending invitations to the hundreds of monkeys I know..."
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⠀⠀"Like right now...?"
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⠀⠀"Like right now...?"
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⠀⠀" You said we'd have the ceremony months ago. "
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⠀⠀" You said we'd have the ceremony months ago. "
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Staring into the ether.
⠀⠀" I still ain't married. "
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Staring into the ether.
⠀⠀" I still ain't married. "
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⠀⠀Currently handing out candy.
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⠀⠀Currently handing out candy.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙀 𝙇 𝙀 𝙂 𝘼 𝙉 𝙏 .
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙀 𝙇 𝙀 𝙂 𝘼 𝙉 𝙏 .
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She walks into the baby room, a sleeping baby in the crib, and rubble from the wall and ceiling dotted around.
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⠀⠀" Hrm, you didn't do half bad I'd say. "
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She walks into the baby room, a sleeping baby in the crib, and rubble from the wall and ceiling dotted around.
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⠀⠀" Hrm, you didn't do half bad I'd say. "
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⠀⠀" Yep... now, chop chop, before I am no longer in the mood for the prize! "
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⠀⠀" Yep... now, chop chop, before I am no longer in the mood for the prize! "
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⠀⠀" A mother needs to display confidence, or her soul will split into multiple pieces, literally. "
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⠀⠀" A mother needs to display confidence, or her soul will split into multiple pieces, literally. "
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⠀⠀" You'd like anything that deals with me - I am too beautiful and smart. "
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⠀⠀" You'd like anything that deals with me - I am too beautiful and smart. "
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⠀⠀" The screaming would be in the bedroom... so it would be abuse from you. "
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⠀⠀" The screaming would be in the bedroom... so it would be abuse from you. "
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⠀⠀" Hmph! I'll scream so loud some day that they become like human ears! "
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⠀⠀" Hmph! I'll scream so loud some day that they become like human ears! "
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⠀⠀" Hah, doubt it, " she'd whisper with a snicker.
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⠀⠀" Hah, doubt it, " she'd whisper with a snicker.
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⠀⠀" Must be dog mentality to think like that... But, either way, you are the one cleaning the rubble this time! "
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⠀⠀" Must be dog mentality to think like that... But, either way, you are the one cleaning the rubble this time! "
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⠀⠀" They have both of our abilities with no idea how to control them. What do you think that means? "
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⠀⠀" They have both of our abilities with no idea how to control them. What do you think that means? "
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⠀⠀" I've been torn to mere limbs before, so I kind of get it. "
Staff disappears, and hands are held behind her back. She steps forward to kiss them on the lips.
⠀⠀" Get them to sleep without too much property damage, and I'll give you a prize in bed. "
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⠀⠀" I've been torn to mere limbs before, so I kind of get it. "
Staff disappears, and hands are held behind her back. She steps forward to kiss them on the lips.
⠀⠀" Get them to sleep without too much property damage, and I'll give you a prize in bed. "
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⠀⠀" Achieving Nirvana is kind of like death, yes. "
She stares at their display with an unimpressed expression, then bonks them on the head with her staff.
⠀⠀" Cute. But, go ahead and deal with the baby. "
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⠀⠀" Achieving Nirvana is kind of like death, yes. "
She stares at their display with an unimpressed expression, then bonks them on the head with her staff.
⠀⠀" Cute. But, go ahead and deal with the baby. "
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Turns back into her small form, then into a monkey, then back into her big form.
⠀⠀" I am already a spirit? "
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Turns back into her small form, then into a monkey, then back into her big form.
⠀⠀" I am already a spirit? "
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Attempts to grab the baby, and her hands go right through them.
⠀⠀" ... When did you learn to go into spirit form? "
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Attempts to grab the baby, and her hands go right through them.
⠀⠀" ... When did you learn to go into spirit form? "
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⠀⠀" Hrm, well, time to put the little one to bed. "
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⠀⠀" Hrm, well, time to put the little one to bed. "
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⠀⠀" I should make some traditional candy for that Western holiday... at least to be nice to those who celebrate it. "
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⠀⠀" I should make some traditional candy for that Western holiday... at least to be nice to those who celebrate it. "
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⠀⠀" Nnnnnggghhhh.... "
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⠀⠀" Nnnnnggghhhh.... "
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