Keller
@ktyna.bsky.social
Full time gremlin, part time museum staff
She/her
She/her
not that i ask it intending for it to be reciprocated but im honestly surprised how often i ask ppl if they got anything nice for christmas and they dont ask the same in return?? like i thought that would be the polite thing??? am i wrong???
January 2, 2026 at 11:48 PM
not that i ask it intending for it to be reciprocated but im honestly surprised how often i ask ppl if they got anything nice for christmas and they dont ask the same in return?? like i thought that would be the polite thing??? am i wrong???
4 whole months after buying my new earphones the case finally needs charging
January 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM
4 whole months after buying my new earphones the case finally needs charging
I was gonna do a 2025 photo dump on IG but on review it appears i really only photographed my cats for like 80% of the year
December 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I was gonna do a 2025 photo dump on IG but on review it appears i really only photographed my cats for like 80% of the year
i guessed the killer correct for both the second and third knices out films and they are the only times ive ever in my life correctly predicted a murderer so I'll be riding that high for the rest of my life
December 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
i guessed the killer correct for both the second and third knices out films and they are the only times ive ever in my life correctly predicted a murderer so I'll be riding that high for the rest of my life
one thing about me is every time i put weight on and go up a dress size i just find my existing clothes on vinted in the next size up
December 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
one thing about me is every time i put weight on and go up a dress size i just find my existing clothes on vinted in the next size up
jack and i got incredibly competitive about scores on beat saber but now he's just completely outclassed me and i cant even get near his scores 😭
December 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
jack and i got incredibly competitive about scores on beat saber but now he's just completely outclassed me and i cant even get near his scores 😭
some teenage girls just spent the entire bus journey pissing themselves laughing at me n deffo took a photo as they got off and honestly i do not miss being a teenager at all like being so afraid of anything different that u cant have fun
December 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
some teenage girls just spent the entire bus journey pissing themselves laughing at me n deffo took a photo as they got off and honestly i do not miss being a teenager at all like being so afraid of anything different that u cant have fun
i ate so much food i just wanna crash but i need to shower and prep for work tomorrow 😭😭
December 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i ate so much food i just wanna crash but i need to shower and prep for work tomorrow 😭😭
im in a hell of my own making bc now i have to wrap all yhe presents i bought for jack 😔
December 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
im in a hell of my own making bc now i have to wrap all yhe presents i bought for jack 😔
every part of me is size 12 except for my waist which means i am constantly having to buy things that do not fit just so i can wear them
December 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
every part of me is size 12 except for my waist which means i am constantly having to buy things that do not fit just so i can wear them
we've got safety issues at work so we've been forced to close and now a load of school kids are gonna get their trip cancelled with like 2 days notice
December 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
we've got safety issues at work so we've been forced to close and now a load of school kids are gonna get their trip cancelled with like 2 days notice
so often a hollywood great dies and everyone is raving about their work and i look them up and i have not seen a single thing they were involved in 😖 i am so deeply out of touch with cinema
December 16, 2025 at 9:27 AM
so often a hollywood great dies and everyone is raving about their work and i look them up and i have not seen a single thing they were involved in 😖 i am so deeply out of touch with cinema
if you sit in the middle of three seats you deserve prison
December 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
if you sit in the middle of three seats you deserve prison
told a lady that we would count her as a carer so entry for her and her son was free n she let out the sweetest little huff of appreciation like she just deflated a bit and it was so nice
December 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
told a lady that we would count her as a carer so entry for her and her son was free n she let out the sweetest little huff of appreciation like she just deflated a bit and it was so nice
fb banned me from sending messages for a week and now i keep yelling 'ive been silenced' every time it comes up
December 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
fb banned me from sending messages for a week and now i keep yelling 'ive been silenced' every time it comes up
cant stop thinking about the man at work who said people didn't care about WW1 as much bc the Americans weren't in it
December 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
cant stop thinking about the man at work who said people didn't care about WW1 as much bc the Americans weren't in it
post man comes to the door said 'you're 61 right?' and i say no we're 65 and he goes '61 yeah' 👁👄👁
December 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
post man comes to the door said 'you're 61 right?' and i say no we're 65 and he goes '61 yeah' 👁👄👁
there's a house near us with the ugliest christmas lights like they're all different colours and they're not placed neatly and they cover the whole front of the house and garden and ngl im obsessed
December 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
there's a house near us with the ugliest christmas lights like they're all different colours and they're not placed neatly and they cover the whole front of the house and garden and ngl im obsessed
they have powerwash sim in vr so my life has meaning again
December 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
they have powerwash sim in vr so my life has meaning again
nicki minaj anaconda on beat saber has built in slut drops and everyone who has played it so far has put their whole pussy into doing them
December 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
nicki minaj anaconda on beat saber has built in slut drops and everyone who has played it so far has put their whole pussy into doing them
sat in a corner feeling overstimulated at a party tonight and then i cried about something unrelated so i basically did the worst at socialising i maybe ever have
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
sat in a corner feeling overstimulated at a party tonight and then i cried about something unrelated so i basically did the worst at socialising i maybe ever have
me: i will deffo do skincare tonight
me, 5 minutes later in bed: im too tired for skincare
me, 5 minutes later in bed: im too tired for skincare
December 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
me: i will deffo do skincare tonight
me, 5 minutes later in bed: im too tired for skincare
me, 5 minutes later in bed: im too tired for skincare
i had such a shit journey home and then the trousers i wanted to wear out tonight didnt fit so basically im at the end of my tether
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
i had such a shit journey home and then the trousers i wanted to wear out tonight didnt fit so basically im at the end of my tether
'wrapped and recaps only work because companies are hoarding insane amounts of data'
babe they'll take my data either way, at least now i get a cute graphic about it
babe they'll take my data either way, at least now i get a cute graphic about it
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
'wrapped and recaps only work because companies are hoarding insane amounts of data'
babe they'll take my data either way, at least now i get a cute graphic about it
babe they'll take my data either way, at least now i get a cute graphic about it
we bought a dehumidifier and all its done is make me want more dehumidifiers
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
we bought a dehumidifier and all its done is make me want more dehumidifiers