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Kellie
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Mom. Cat and dragon keeper. Overall pretty boring. 🥳
In case anyone wanted to know, top baby boy names are currently Theodore, Leonardo, and Oliver (always Oliver). Hazel and Kaia for girls. Olivia is a constant and Vivian has started popping up regularly with a variety of spellings.
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Lonely, but lacking the energy and time to connect meaningfully with other humans.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
This is what happens when a gay baby is born ❤️
November 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
November 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This cat knocked out a screen to escape. Back after two days.
November 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Another day listening to happy little feet and shrieks of joy and laughter from the other unit of the house ❤️ This place is so full of happiness and peace, and I'm just so grateful we are here!
October 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I am in a group for landlords and tenants in BC. The entitlement from landlords is . . . a lot.

OP: My landlord's contractors came into my unit without notice a day before planned
Chorus of landlords: WELL AT LEAST YOUR LL DOES UPGRADES! YOU DON'T OWN IT, TENANT SCUM! YOU'RE BEING UNREASONABLE!
October 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I need a good book on how to parent teen siblings. One is not speaking to the other which is causing the other to go self-harmy and I'm at a loss here.
October 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My teen daughter has hit that special age where she can only think about one thing . . .
a woman in a black wig and braids is talking to another woman .
Alt: Wednesday Addams in Addams Family Values telling another summer camp Mom, "Homicide"
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October 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
So, so glad to be free of our old place. It's so much healthier here ❤️
October 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
No shit.
October 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I love when I'm telling someone about some bullshit my kids' Dad has done and they're all, "WHOA! That's insane!" and it is not even the crazy part yet.
October 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Interesting. I wonder if it also works in a small livingroom?
October 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Called to cancel my internet as the new place includes it in the rent. Had to get through Retentions trying to sell me on moving services. "How much are you paying? We have some really good deals!" Ma'am, I am paying *zero dollars*. Took 20 minutes and several sales pitches from two representatives
September 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I hope, once my garbage is gone, the landlord still isn't able to dupe anyone else into the neglected property based on, "and this repair will certainly be done before you move in". I've had to pay a lot to clean up after my negligence, now it's his turn.
September 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
6 hours in the ER with a kid for mental health reasons. Coolcoolcoolcool. Now my ex is here. Very comfortable. My dudes, I am tired.
September 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Finally hired someone to help with my quasi-hoarding situation (I say quasi because I am happy to get rid of most everything, I just haven't had the spoons in a very long time and so it built up to insane levels). I should have done this a solid month ago.
September 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Wait, was he being detained??
September 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Finally got the cold the kids have had all week. On moving day. Awesome.
September 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Today's Adventures in Moving; at 10:30am yesterday I let the dude downstairs know I was having the sundeck pressure washed today at 3:30pm. At 4pm the person doing the work calls and says dude is concerned about his tools, neon lights and things in the carport which he has turned into a shop.
September 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Today in Thank Fuck We're Moving: Landlord forgets he has someone coming to look at the suite, person shows up, I am not there but my teens who have miserable colds are. The downstairs tenant lets this person through the house (sliding door was unlocked), freaks kids out. What. The. Fuck.
September 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Having someone come to properly clean the deck of our slumlord special is a little like putting lipstick on a pig, but it's the right thing to do?
September 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Moving out of the slumlord special this week! On to better things and cleaner air! Good luck to whoever agrees to rent this dump.
September 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Things that have most turned off the people looking at our current suite;

- the three adjoining doors to the basement suite do not have locks. At all. On either side.

- the typical utility bill total for just this suite.

- no recent updates or upkeep.

- the laundry is located down outside stairs
September 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Current landlord went from advertising this dump for $250 more per month than I currently pay to only $50 more. Ouch, dude.
September 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM