Krystina (they/them)
@krysonthe.net
Crochet, dogs, cats. Tech and homemade goods. Moderator at WinAdmins.io. Microsoft MVP - Intune
I wonder how often my therapist and I have waved at each other
We both drive Jeep Wranglers
We both drive Jeep Wranglers
April 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I wonder how often my therapist and I have waved at each other
We both drive Jeep Wranglers
We both drive Jeep Wranglers
Somebody please stop me the next time I try to get a 7am flight after an event
March 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Somebody please stop me the next time I try to get a 7am flight after an event
I meant to go to Discord and ended up here and now you've got to hear about it
I added a new app to a folder on my homepage I use all the time and now I have to relearn muscle memory
March 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I meant to go to Discord and ended up here and now you've got to hear about it
I added a new app to a folder on my homepage I use all the time and now I have to relearn muscle memory
March 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I added a new app to a folder on my homepage I use all the time and now I have to relearn muscle memory
"copypastad it into a clean doc to remove edit history lol"
My boss gets me, y'all
My boss gets me, y'all
March 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"copypastad it into a clean doc to remove edit history lol"
My boss gets me, y'all
My boss gets me, y'all
Channeling @mikedanoski.bsky.social again for #mvpsummit
March 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Channeling @mikedanoski.bsky.social again for #mvpsummit
It feels very millennial-coded to say "if we can sell (the house) before the housing market crashes, then rent for a few months and buy AFTER it crashes..."
March 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It feels very millennial-coded to say "if we can sell (the house) before the housing market crashes, then rent for a few months and buy AFTER it crashes..."
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Going to Workplace Ninjas UK 2025 wpninjas.uk in June? Don't miss these sessions with fellow WinAdmins and MVPs @jgkps.bsky.social, @krysonthe.net, and @intune.best!
March 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Going to Workplace Ninjas UK 2025 wpninjas.uk in June? Don't miss these sessions with fellow WinAdmins and MVPs @jgkps.bsky.social, @krysonthe.net, and @intune.best!
Anybody else ever have to unpack their emotional reaction to their annual performance review in therapy, or just me?
March 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Anybody else ever have to unpack their emotional reaction to their annual performance review in therapy, or just me?
This is a whole new level of "Don't Say Gay"
And also why I, an IT person who's an automation evangelist, don't trust automations made my dumbasses
And also why I, an IT person who's an automation evangelist, don't trust automations made my dumbasses
The US military has removed photos of the B-29 bomber “Enola Gay” — which dropped the first atomic bomb on Japan — apparently because it contains the word “gay,” which violates their new anti-DEI rules.
War heroes and military firsts are among 26,000 images flagged for removal in Pentagon's DEI purge
References to a World War II Medal of Honor recipient, the Enola Gay aircraft that dropped an atomic bomb on Japan and women and minorites are among the tens of thousands of photos and online posts ma...
apnews.com
March 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This is a whole new level of "Don't Say Gay"
And also why I, an IT person who's an automation evangelist, don't trust automations made my dumbasses
And also why I, an IT person who's an automation evangelist, don't trust automations made my dumbasses
Watching a Tarantino film for escapism feels weird, but here we are
January 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Watching a Tarantino film for escapism feels weird, but here we are
Never before have I been so delighted to see a whole chapter of a book practically cut from a video adaptation as I was when they took a whole 20 seconds to fly to Antarctica as geese in The Magicians
January 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Never before have I been so delighted to see a whole chapter of a book practically cut from a video adaptation as I was when they took a whole 20 seconds to fly to Antarctica as geese in The Magicians
I asked the flight attendant to bring me "as much ginger ale as they could"
They just brought me a second can
This is only a 75 minute flight
This flight attendant is now my best friend
They just brought me a second can
This is only a 75 minute flight
This flight attendant is now my best friend
January 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I asked the flight attendant to bring me "as much ginger ale as they could"
They just brought me a second can
This is only a 75 minute flight
This flight attendant is now my best friend
They just brought me a second can
This is only a 75 minute flight
This flight attendant is now my best friend
Being the only Microsoft person at my job is so weird sometimes - like, check the logs? Check the conditional access policies? ...find where either of them are?
December 31, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Being the only Microsoft person at my job is so weird sometimes - like, check the logs? Check the conditional access policies? ...find where either of them are?
Yo y'all tech vendors wanna do something super cheap and easy to make AFAB people feel included?
Bring freaking smaller sizes of socks. Cheap, easy, little overhead.
Bring freaking smaller sizes of socks. Cheap, easy, little overhead.
December 13, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Yo y'all tech vendors wanna do something super cheap and easy to make AFAB people feel included?
Bring freaking smaller sizes of socks. Cheap, easy, little overhead.
Bring freaking smaller sizes of socks. Cheap, easy, little overhead.
Petition to start saying "watched dough never rises" instead of "a watched kettle never boils" 1/3
December 8, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Petition to start saying "watched dough never rises" instead of "a watched kettle never boils" 1/3
... The answer was "all of the above"
I have gotten to a point in #adventOfCode where I don't know if I've got an issue with my code or it's just slow AF
December 7, 2024 at 7:13 PM
... The answer was "all of the above"
I have gotten to a point in #adventOfCode where I don't know if I've got an issue with my code or it's just slow AF
December 7, 2024 at 4:17 PM
I have gotten to a point in #adventOfCode where I don't know if I've got an issue with my code or it's just slow AF
I feel like we need a new second person pronoun in English to denote that the thing you're speaking to is a computer. Asking my home assistant "can you tell me $y" feels too *personal*
November 27, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I feel like we need a new second person pronoun in English to denote that the thing you're speaking to is a computer. Asking my home assistant "can you tell me $y" feels too *personal*
I made another loaf of bread and did garlic bread for the first time on homemade bread
November 27, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I made another loaf of bread and did garlic bread for the first time on homemade bread
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![Edit of a scene from I Am Robot:
Will Smith: y'all got any [documentation]
Robot: we got a [discord server]
Will Smith: [looks down in saddened disbelief]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2ayyl5ch7hlhhoxmsjneokwq/bafkreifpupzzj5jsmgrbpzveww5hpcnlsi7q3bjgknzmceizqen6zdprbe@jpeg)
Looking at my work-related travel plans for next year, I'm definitely feeling like I've girl bossed too close to the sun career wise this year
November 22, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Looking at my work-related travel plans for next year, I'm definitely feeling like I've girl bossed too close to the sun career wise this year
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Flashback post.
November 19, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Flashback post.