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Krut Cannonball Hawort
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Human?
Wait. Is Marjorie Taylor Greene woke now?!?
November 8, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Shout out to the monumentally talented Leo Carpazzi, a true Halloween pioneer.
October 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Something I keep noticing in the reporting of these "anti government uprisings" is the blame squared at the feet of GenZ. Nah mate. Don't blame the kids for calling you out. Blame yourselves for being elderly and corrupt.
October 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It can only good happen
September 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The "anti-war president" wants to *checks notes* go back into Afghanistan? Is... This a fookin joke?!?
September 22, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I do wonder if all of these botched game launches are due to Devs badly implementing RTGI thinking they are as skilled as iD...
September 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Every day, in every way, I wish I was Karen O
September 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Dear billionaires. Please buy all of the The Smiths stuff and then Immediately give it to Johnny Marr
September 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If the UK were really becoming like North Korea Fartbarge would be executed for besmirching the regime and bringing shame upon the home land.
September 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Shouldn't Bobby be, like, 40?
August 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
It's hilarious and utterly depressing that Trump claimed to be competent then immediately followed that up by failing to correctly pronounce the word 'surge'
August 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Just watched the new Last Week Tonight about Chuck Schumers imaginary family that guides his policy choices and holy moly how has he not been sectioned yet?!?
August 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The Naked Gun 25 and War of the Worlds 25 is a great comedy double bill. Excellent parodies of their respective genres. Top marks.
August 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
How big was the cheque they cut Charlie Kirk? Pretty pretty pretty preeeeetty big
July 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Do these chucklefucks not realise Superman's an immigrant?
July 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Anyone called it Bayou Bergen-Belsen yet?
July 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If building a prison surrounded by a moat full of alligators isn't for a great many Republicans their "are we the baddies?" moment then there's legit no hope for the GOP.
July 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Imagine making such bad decisions that you lose the support of Marjorie Titan Greene. An astonishing L
June 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If you're not hearing Adam Curtis' voice in your head as you read the subtitles during Swifty are you really British, bro?
June 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"Hey! You can't fire missiles at hospitals!! That's OUR thing!!!" Itamar Ben-Gvir, probably.
June 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
*me reading about the social media Musk and Trump slap fight*
June 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Awww widdle Donny finally got his call from Xi. Or not, can we really believe anything he exhales from his guffhole?
June 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
@guzkhan.bsky.social
Loving Man Like Mobeen. Bit late to the party, my partner got me into it AND she translates some of the dialogue (because I'm a dumb white bloke) which makes it even funnier. Your coats are ace. Hopefully you'll hit Notts when next ye tour because we'll definitely be there.
May 31, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I guess if this white guy doesn't get slapped with an attempted murder charge then there really is a two tier policing structure...
May 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM