Krosskeys
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If I post enough they'll let me get in the woodchipper | Existentially wasting Earth's finite lifespan | Gods strongest failson
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Krosskeys
@krosskeys.lol
· Sep 10
I don't know why what I replied to was deleted but that's besides the point. This may be the most philosophically and ideological pure thing I will ever skeet and it demands preservation.
I'm just here for the whelks. Aaaaugh yeeeeah
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I'm just here for the whelks. Aaaaugh yeeeeah
The Christmas Market hax opened.
That means the fox is back
That means the fox is back
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The Christmas Market hax opened.
That means the fox is back
That means the fox is back
Why not escgew the armour and just get into streetfights
October 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Why not escgew the armour and just get into streetfights
The best reflection of this is over the last few years watching the "this video is brought to you by" sponsorships transition from free to play mobile games and powdered energy drinks to hair loss treatments and dick pills.
October 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The best reflection of this is over the last few years watching the "this video is brought to you by" sponsorships transition from free to play mobile games and powdered energy drinks to hair loss treatments and dick pills.
Also AitD 2 had jump scare frog
October 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Also AitD 2 had jump scare frog
I'm a 38 year old straight guy pining for my own fictional twink rabbit to love me like they love each other.
October 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm a 38 year old straight guy pining for my own fictional twink rabbit to love me like they love each other.
Well I can't see this beyng anything but a surefire banger.
October 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Well I can't see this beyng anything but a surefire banger.
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2 1/2 years later this image still deals psychic damage to me despite not knowing what any of it means.
May 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
2 1/2 years later this image still deals psychic damage to me despite not knowing what any of it means.
Injured in the line of butt duty
October 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Injured in the line of butt duty
Be honest. How long did it take you to get down?
October 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Be honest. How long did it take you to get down?
22 years later. Scissor Sisters still fuckin slap. Supposed to be writing code and instead I am gyrating grotesquely and doing the robot.
October 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
22 years later. Scissor Sisters still fuckin slap. Supposed to be writing code and instead I am gyrating grotesquely and doing the robot.
I mean tbh fuck being a hero, I'd dare just for an outfit that serves like that.
October 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I mean tbh fuck being a hero, I'd dare just for an outfit that serves like that.
I didn't choose the posting life. The posting life chose me.
Possibly as punishment for some heinous karmic debt I worked up in a previous life I dunno.
Possibly as punishment for some heinous karmic debt I worked up in a previous life I dunno.
October 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I didn't choose the posting life. The posting life chose me.
Possibly as punishment for some heinous karmic debt I worked up in a previous life I dunno.
Possibly as punishment for some heinous karmic debt I worked up in a previous life I dunno.
Argus Poopenis up in Inverness nursing a whiskey and complaining about those fucking Glasgow city Poopenises who think they're so much better.
October 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Argus Poopenis up in Inverness nursing a whiskey and complaining about those fucking Glasgow city Poopenises who think they're so much better.
Then having to spend 5 minutes explaining that it's specifically funny because you ephasise the second part. It's not pronounced like.. Poopyness it's poo-PEnis.
Of the Glasgow Poopenises
Of the Glasgow Poopenises
October 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Then having to spend 5 minutes explaining that it's specifically funny because you ephasise the second part. It's not pronounced like.. Poopyness it's poo-PEnis.
Of the Glasgow Poopenises
Of the Glasgow Poopenises
I do this too. I wish it was an inside joke as opposed to just the most childish shit imaginable .
"What the fuck are you laughing at?"
"I was imagining a rich English aristocrat in a mansion and his name is Archibald Poopenis"
"What the fuck are you laughing at?"
"I was imagining a rich English aristocrat in a mansion and his name is Archibald Poopenis"
October 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I do this too. I wish it was an inside joke as opposed to just the most childish shit imaginable .
"What the fuck are you laughing at?"
"I was imagining a rich English aristocrat in a mansion and his name is Archibald Poopenis"
"What the fuck are you laughing at?"
"I was imagining a rich English aristocrat in a mansion and his name is Archibald Poopenis"
Somewhere in the multiverse there is a reality where the meme about snacking on pickles is instead about whatever the fuck is in liver and onions.
October 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Somewhere in the multiverse there is a reality where the meme about snacking on pickles is instead about whatever the fuck is in liver and onions.
Confession.
I read it as Pigheart.
I was genuinely wondering where being trans and offal intersected until I clicked.
I read it as Pigheart.
I was genuinely wondering where being trans and offal intersected until I clicked.
October 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Confession.
I read it as Pigheart.
I was genuinely wondering where being trans and offal intersected until I clicked.
I read it as Pigheart.
I was genuinely wondering where being trans and offal intersected until I clicked.
Solid dog would look at again.
October 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Solid dog would look at again.
This is my main reason for using Bluesky (besdies less facists), I can exclusively limit my feeds to just shitposting. If I want politics I'll go read news, if I want to discuss solidarity and community support I WON'T DO IT ON A MICROBLOGGING PLATFORM. I just want to see people posting bits.
October 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This is my main reason for using Bluesky (besdies less facists), I can exclusively limit my feeds to just shitposting. If I want politics I'll go read news, if I want to discuss solidarity and community support I WON'T DO IT ON A MICROBLOGGING PLATFORM. I just want to see people posting bits.
It's not often I an invested enough in a videogame to be sad when it folds, but the collapse of Hypnospace 2 / NetSettler broke my god damn heart.
October 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It's not often I an invested enough in a videogame to be sad when it folds, but the collapse of Hypnospace 2 / NetSettler broke my god damn heart.
When I skim twitter to see what the algorithm is prioritizing I take pride that if nothing else I've managed to block my way to a timeline free of hate and AI stuff. So imagine my shock when I have a peek today and the TL is nothing but Chainsaw Man fart inflation porn.
I hate the internet.
I hate the internet.
September 22, 2025 at 11:37 AM
When I skim twitter to see what the algorithm is prioritizing I take pride that if nothing else I've managed to block my way to a timeline free of hate and AI stuff. So imagine my shock when I have a peek today and the TL is nothing but Chainsaw Man fart inflation porn.
I hate the internet.
I hate the internet.
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
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September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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