kris with a k
@krivlynn.bsky.social
joker, toker, midnight smoker. sith lord. mother of dogs. i’m artsy fartsy.
https://krisdidthis.etsy.com
https://krisdidthis.etsy.com
man, i’m all out fucks and my fucks supplier went out of business because of the tariffs sorry
May 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
man, i’m all out fucks and my fucks supplier went out of business because of the tariffs sorry
how do i get my dog canonized as a saint
May 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
how do i get my dog canonized as a saint
meanwhile under the sea
May 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
meanwhile under the sea
i didn’t truly understand the phrase putting lipstick on a pig until i saw a cybertruck with a wrap on it
May 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i didn’t truly understand the phrase putting lipstick on a pig until i saw a cybertruck with a wrap on it
another day, another overtaxed 87 cents
April 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
another day, another overtaxed 87 cents
make introductions interesting by asking them if they worship the old gods or the new
April 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
make introductions interesting by asking them if they worship the old gods or the new
taking cues from my dog and microdosing life by sleeping most of the day
April 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
taking cues from my dog and microdosing life by sleeping most of the day
oh shit the penguin thing is true??
April 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
oh shit the penguin thing is true??
conservatives really watched handmaid’s tale and were like this is a guidebook, not a show
April 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
conservatives really watched handmaid’s tale and were like this is a guidebook, not a show
i’m in florida, where every truck is jacked up so high i need uppies just to get into one
March 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
i’m in florida, where every truck is jacked up so high i need uppies just to get into one
let’s take a moment to appreciate my license plate
March 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
let’s take a moment to appreciate my license plate
how dare you have tinted windows so dark i can’t give you a dirty look when you drive like shit
March 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
how dare you have tinted windows so dark i can’t give you a dirty look when you drive like shit
being an adult is accepting that drinking water fixes a lot of your physical health issues. i am not an adult
March 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
being an adult is accepting that drinking water fixes a lot of your physical health issues. i am not an adult
why does it need to sign so many executive orders when it controls all branches of the government
March 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
why does it need to sign so many executive orders when it controls all branches of the government
that thing where dudes grow a mustache thinking they’re gonna look like henry cavill but they end up looking like freddie mercury instead
March 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
that thing where dudes grow a mustache thinking they’re gonna look like henry cavill but they end up looking like freddie mercury instead
happy anniversary to the time i almost got into a fight at a bar because i told a dude he was from irish descent and not actually irish because he wasn’t born in ireland 🍻
March 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
happy anniversary to the time i almost got into a fight at a bar because i told a dude he was from irish descent and not actually irish because he wasn’t born in ireland 🍻
i don’t understand celebrating st patrick’s day not on the actual day, but the saturday before? just because it’s on monday? what a bunch of pussies
March 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
i don’t understand celebrating st patrick’s day not on the actual day, but the saturday before? just because it’s on monday? what a bunch of pussies
i doubt my bitch face rests even when i’m sleeping
March 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
i doubt my bitch face rests even when i’m sleeping
i believe in the supernatural because every time i put my purse on the floor the ghost of my cuban grandmother shows up to tell me that shit is bad luck
March 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
i believe in the supernatural because every time i put my purse on the floor the ghost of my cuban grandmother shows up to tell me that shit is bad luck
i have a coworker that defends kanye west
March 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i have a coworker that defends kanye west
adulthood is the ghettoest hood i’ve ever been in
March 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
adulthood is the ghettoest hood i’ve ever been in
i wish i could lower people’s volume
March 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
i wish i could lower people’s volume
it’s…..been a monday
March 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
it’s…..been a monday
i’m tired of waiting for someone to do it
March 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
i’m tired of waiting for someone to do it
just saw someone named gauge. not gage, gauge. that should be illegal.
March 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
just saw someone named gauge. not gage, gauge. that should be illegal.