Kristybobisty
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I’m mad as hell and I’m going to be forced to take it for a lot longer.
Bladders control everything.
a woman is holding a cup of coffee and the words something to think about are above her
Alt: Moira Rose is holding a cup of coffee and the words something to think about are above her
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November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Bladders control everything.
Yesterday I got lunch from a place in Milwaukee called the Honest Kitchen. It was quite good
The Honest Kitchen is also the name of the dog food I buy 😂
The Honest Kitchen is also the name of the dog food I buy 😂
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Yesterday I got lunch from a place in Milwaukee called the Honest Kitchen. It was quite good
The Honest Kitchen is also the name of the dog food I buy 😂
The Honest Kitchen is also the name of the dog food I buy 😂
My next band will be called "I Am Currently Out Of The Office"
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My next band will be called "I Am Currently Out Of The Office"
I unintentionally shoveled a penis shape into my back yard. Give a dog a bone I guess!
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I unintentionally shoveled a penis shape into my back yard. Give a dog a bone I guess!
Since we'll never know the true reason- let's guess. Do we think border patrol is leaving Chicago because:
A) their own cruelty caught them off guard & they're quitting?
B) Chicago in the winter is pretty damn cold
C) they didn't count on the people pushing back as much as they did & it's too much
A) their own cruelty caught them off guard & they're quitting?
B) Chicago in the winter is pretty damn cold
C) they didn't count on the people pushing back as much as they did & it's too much
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Since we'll never know the true reason- let's guess. Do we think border patrol is leaving Chicago because:
A) their own cruelty caught them off guard & they're quitting?
B) Chicago in the winter is pretty damn cold
C) they didn't count on the people pushing back as much as they did & it's too much
A) their own cruelty caught them off guard & they're quitting?
B) Chicago in the winter is pretty damn cold
C) they didn't count on the people pushing back as much as they did & it's too much
Menopause brain just caused me to call it "dry erase shampoo".
Doing great, everything's fine 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Doing great, everything's fine 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Menopause brain just caused me to call it "dry erase shampoo".
Doing great, everything's fine 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Doing great, everything's fine 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Here's a security camera photo of me shoveling for the dogs this morning in SE Wisconsin. Three miles in any direction not a flake of snow.
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Here's a security camera photo of me shoveling for the dogs this morning in SE Wisconsin. Three miles in any direction not a flake of snow.
So I decided to start looking like a pretty polished woman again. There I am at the salon....
Tech: HEY BECKY WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID A FULL SET OF PINK & WHITES W/A ROUNDED SQUARE?!?!😆🤪 like TEN YEARS???
Becky from way off in the distance:....ohhh myyy gahhhhd
Umm
Tech: HEY BECKY WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID A FULL SET OF PINK & WHITES W/A ROUNDED SQUARE?!?!😆🤪 like TEN YEARS???
Becky from way off in the distance:....ohhh myyy gahhhhd
Umm
a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?
ALT: a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?
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November 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
So I decided to start looking like a pretty polished woman again. There I am at the salon....
Tech: HEY BECKY WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID A FULL SET OF PINK & WHITES W/A ROUNDED SQUARE?!?!😆🤪 like TEN YEARS???
Becky from way off in the distance:....ohhh myyy gahhhhd
Umm
Tech: HEY BECKY WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID A FULL SET OF PINK & WHITES W/A ROUNDED SQUARE?!?!😆🤪 like TEN YEARS???
Becky from way off in the distance:....ohhh myyy gahhhhd
Umm
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
What have I been telling you since February?
They need to do the David and Victoria Beckham meme with this.
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
What have I been telling you since February?
Sometimes life is ok. Sometimes you text your boss something meant for the person you're shagging. 
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Sometimes life is ok. Sometimes you text your boss something meant for the person you're shagging. 
I wonder if Danny McBride fashioned his Righteous Gemstones character after Conway Twitty, 'cause....
November 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I wonder if Danny McBride fashioned his Righteous Gemstones character after Conway Twitty, 'cause....
Does anyone remember a 1990's British candid prank show...where the guy would go to public places to have his cell phone ring & then he yells HELLOOOO at the top of his lungs & scares the 💩 out of everyone? What was the name of that show? I never have any luck looking it up
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Does anyone remember a 1990's British candid prank show...where the guy would go to public places to have his cell phone ring & then he yells HELLOOOO at the top of his lungs & scares the 💩 out of everyone? What was the name of that show? I never have any luck looking it up
"I'm not a woman, I'm not a man, I am something that you'll never understand..."
Oh Prince, if you'd only lived a little longer we could've called you non-binary. We DO comprehend it now 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Oh Prince, if you'd only lived a little longer we could've called you non-binary. We DO comprehend it now 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
November 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"I'm not a woman, I'm not a man, I am something that you'll never understand..."
Oh Prince, if you'd only lived a little longer we could've called you non-binary. We DO comprehend it now 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Oh Prince, if you'd only lived a little longer we could've called you non-binary. We DO comprehend it now 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
They spent your SNAP money in July for that dumbass "parade". They're spending your SNAP money on the ballroom, on ICE, on pardons.....
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
They spent your SNAP money in July for that dumbass "parade". They're spending your SNAP money on the ballroom, on ICE, on pardons.....
Are we to infer that the 🍊💩 has actually read The Great Gatsby??? 😂🤣
November 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Are we to infer that the 🍊💩 has actually read The Great Gatsby??? 😂🤣
This bitch has a lot of nerve asking for money
October 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This bitch has a lot of nerve asking for money
🤮 whoop there it is. Meet the newest & possibly shortest-lived-in-her-usefulness, upholder of the fascist right-wing patriarchy. She'll miss the spotlight when it's gone in a few minutes
October 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
🤮 whoop there it is. Meet the newest & possibly shortest-lived-in-her-usefulness, upholder of the fascist right-wing patriarchy. She'll miss the spotlight when it's gone in a few minutes
My childhood trauma has made me a master of customer service 🥇
October 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My childhood trauma has made me a master of customer service 🥇
I wish everyone would learn the goddamn Rules of the Road
October 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I wish everyone would learn the goddamn Rules of the Road
It's the little things... the office cleaning lady showed up with a star sticker on the tip of her nose, and she's completely adorable. It's those tiny bright spots in a cruel world
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It's the little things... the office cleaning lady showed up with a star sticker on the tip of her nose, and she's completely adorable. It's those tiny bright spots in a cruel world
Is it irony? What's the word for "hirsute" sounding like "hair suit"
October 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Is it irony? What's the word for "hirsute" sounding like "hair suit"
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Lights are on but nobody is home.
We have a broken Roomba for President.
We have a broken Roomba for President.
October 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Lights are on but nobody is home.
We have a broken Roomba for President.
We have a broken Roomba for President.
I'm going to write a parody song of Miriam Makeba's huge classic hit. It's going to be about my favorite dinner & it will be called Pasta Pasta.
October 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm going to write a parody song of Miriam Makeba's huge classic hit. It's going to be about my favorite dinner & it will be called Pasta Pasta.
If we don't have a government- what are we paying taxes for?
October 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If we don't have a government- what are we paying taxes for?