Kristian
@kristiansw97.bsky.social
“unless you’re served in a frosted glass, never come within 4 feet of my lips” - Karen Walker, 2000 • he/him • Manchester, UK
Tried to delete insta from my phone yday, it lasted an hour
So today’s challenge is I won’t be using close friends, so far we’re on day 3 technically so going strong
So today’s challenge is I won’t be using close friends, so far we’re on day 3 technically so going strong
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Tried to delete insta from my phone yday, it lasted an hour
So today’s challenge is I won’t be using close friends, so far we’re on day 3 technically so going strong
So today’s challenge is I won’t be using close friends, so far we’re on day 3 technically so going strong
Homobloc really missed out on not having Jade as their headliner, Jade after Slayyyter would have fucked hard
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Homobloc really missed out on not having Jade as their headliner, Jade after Slayyyter would have fucked hard
I just can’t understand people that don’t enjoy a mince pie, they slap so hard
December 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I just can’t understand people that don’t enjoy a mince pie, they slap so hard
four Christmas movies to know me by
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM
four Christmas movies to know me by
It’s so funny to me that spotify wrapped comes out and so does everyone who never posts on social media just for this one day
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It’s so funny to me that spotify wrapped comes out and so does everyone who never posts on social media just for this one day
It didn’t happen
Promised myself a 6:20 wake up time to go to the gym, it’s currently 1:46am and no sleep
How likely is it that I get up and go
How likely is it that I get up and go
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 AM
It didn’t happen
Promised myself a 6:20 wake up time to go to the gym, it’s currently 1:46am and no sleep
How likely is it that I get up and go
How likely is it that I get up and go
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Promised myself a 6:20 wake up time to go to the gym, it’s currently 1:46am and no sleep
How likely is it that I get up and go
How likely is it that I get up and go
my homobloc fit is either coming together or going in the opposite direction, thought I knew what I was doing, now I’m changing what I’m doing maybe
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
my homobloc fit is either coming together or going in the opposite direction, thought I knew what I was doing, now I’m changing what I’m doing maybe
There’s this guy I follow on insta and he’s like a fashion influencer I guess, but his upper body is just my goal, I’ve got 4 months to look like that x
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
There’s this guy I follow on insta and he’s like a fashion influencer I guess, but his upper body is just my goal, I’ve got 4 months to look like that x
Mexico is booked, I’m gonna be broke until further notice
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Mexico is booked, I’m gonna be broke until further notice
I know today is going to be a good day because I walked into Greggs to grab my coffee and they were playing Girls Aloud
Impossible for today to go wrong
Impossible for today to go wrong
December 2, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I know today is going to be a good day because I walked into Greggs to grab my coffee and they were playing Girls Aloud
Impossible for today to go wrong
Impossible for today to go wrong
It’s upsetting how many Americans I’m fancying at the moment
I am dripping x
I am dripping x
December 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
It’s upsetting how many Americans I’m fancying at the moment
I am dripping x
I am dripping x
I haven’t done one bit of work this morning and the emails keep coming through, need a push (off a cliff)
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I haven’t done one bit of work this morning and the emails keep coming through, need a push (off a cliff)
November is over, which means bday attention seeking is done for a year, so just back to regular attention seeking
December 1, 2025 at 9:52 AM
November is over, which means bday attention seeking is done for a year, so just back to regular attention seeking
Just want a G&T but my friend has my gin and won’t read my message
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Just want a G&T but my friend has my gin and won’t read my message
This instant dance section on strictly is giving me high stress
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This instant dance section on strictly is giving me high stress
Whenever I give my insta handle to someone, I always go through my insta like I’m viewing it for the first time, and my followers are so lucky
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Whenever I give my insta handle to someone, I always go through my insta like I’m viewing it for the first time, and my followers are so lucky
So glad to be back on my sofa and back to my local Grindr ! It’s a gift x
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
So glad to be back on my sofa and back to my local Grindr ! It’s a gift x
If the internet doesn’t do the “you at the start of the year vs you at the end” trend I’ll be sad because for once I’ve changed my appearance, and by the end of the year I will have a new face 💉xx
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
If the internet doesn’t do the “you at the start of the year vs you at the end” trend I’ll be sad because for once I’ve changed my appearance, and by the end of the year I will have a new face 💉xx
milked the hotel mirrors for all that I can
Now to put them in my hidden folder for about 1 of them to see the light of day
Now to put them in my hidden folder for about 1 of them to see the light of day
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 AM
milked the hotel mirrors for all that I can
Now to put them in my hidden folder for about 1 of them to see the light of day
Now to put them in my hidden folder for about 1 of them to see the light of day
Why are Sunday trains from London always 3 hours
November 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Why are Sunday trains from London always 3 hours
I’ve been in a bad mood all day, 99% sure my body’s is hating how much drink I’ve consumed, but sitting in a theatre for a show has instantly made me feel better, so gay
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I’ve been in a bad mood all day, 99% sure my body’s is hating how much drink I’ve consumed, but sitting in a theatre for a show has instantly made me feel better, so gay
So hungover needed to watch the last 4 minutes of The Blacklist season 8 episode 22 just to feel something
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
So hungover needed to watch the last 4 minutes of The Blacklist season 8 episode 22 just to feel something
imagine a day in which I don’t thirst for attention x
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
imagine a day in which I don’t thirst for attention x
decided I need to run away, no one will be seeing me ever again (24 hours whilst I’m in London)
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
decided I need to run away, no one will be seeing me ever again (24 hours whilst I’m in London)