Ya know when you think you can interact w people and then someone tells you they have a 13 yr old daughter and you immediately talk about the movie Thirteen? 🤦‍♀️

If you knock your closed water bottle into your toilet, can you never use it again? Asking for a friend?

Everyone at a football game smells like Febreze

Out here doing my part crop dusting people in maga hats

Several men just yelled at me for not having seen The Notebook. Who says romance is dead?

Neighbor blasting ASMR head scratching videos is a new nightmare I hadn’t anticipated

A grown man (at least he looked huge in his tiny car) screaming at traffic from his lil Mini Cooper 🔥🔥😘😘

I don’t want to make some big announcement about being on Bluesky, but the only people I have found on here are the friends who made a big announcement

So I’m not the only handle that’s an invalid, I see

And she screamed into the abyss called Bluesky “can anybody hear me??” Hear me.. hear me..