Kristen Mork
@kristenmork.bsky.social
Trans enby demi-femme, poly (-amorous and -gymous), and omni (-sexual and -sex)
D&D rules wizard, Beat Saber fan, and lover of sci-fi/fantasy
Libertarian socialist
D&D rules wizard, Beat Saber fan, and lover of sci-fi/fantasy
Libertarian socialist
Due to HR changes announced at work (that I am not at liberty to disclose), for the first time in my professional career, I am scared. Fascism is winning. Check on your queer friends. If they tell you they're okay ... they don't trust you.
December 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Due to HR changes announced at work (that I am not at liberty to disclose), for the first time in my professional career, I am scared. Fascism is winning. Check on your queer friends. If they tell you they're okay ... they don't trust you.
As of today ½ of my life has been lived in this millennium. And ½ in the previous millennium.
Here's to another wonderful thousand years.
Here's to another wonderful thousand years.
December 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
As of today ½ of my life has been lived in this millennium. And ½ in the previous millennium.
Here's to another wonderful thousand years.
Here's to another wonderful thousand years.
Out shopping with my kid:
Him: I'm not responsible for any decisions you make while here.
Me: I feel like I've been pre-empted.
Him: I'm managing expectations. Successfully.
Me: Curses!
(Context: I usually blame him when I wander off and buy something for myself.)
Him: I'm not responsible for any decisions you make while here.
Me: I feel like I've been pre-empted.
Him: I'm managing expectations. Successfully.
Me: Curses!
(Context: I usually blame him when I wander off and buy something for myself.)
December 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Out shopping with my kid:
Him: I'm not responsible for any decisions you make while here.
Me: I feel like I've been pre-empted.
Him: I'm managing expectations. Successfully.
Me: Curses!
(Context: I usually blame him when I wander off and buy something for myself.)
Him: I'm not responsible for any decisions you make while here.
Me: I feel like I've been pre-empted.
Him: I'm managing expectations. Successfully.
Me: Curses!
(Context: I usually blame him when I wander off and buy something for myself.)
The enthusiasm that some colleagues have for calling it the Dept of War doesn't inspire me to trust them.
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
The enthusiasm that some colleagues have for calling it the Dept of War doesn't inspire me to trust them.
"Why is it we only take people from s—-hole countries, right?" Trump said onstage. "Why can't we have some people from Norway, Sweden, just a few?"
Umm, because people from Norway are happier than USians and have a functional government?
He walked nose first into the point and still missed it.
Umm, because people from Norway are happier than USians and have a functional government?
He walked nose first into the point and still missed it.
December 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
"Why is it we only take people from s—-hole countries, right?" Trump said onstage. "Why can't we have some people from Norway, Sweden, just a few?"
Umm, because people from Norway are happier than USians and have a functional government?
He walked nose first into the point and still missed it.
Umm, because people from Norway are happier than USians and have a functional government?
He walked nose first into the point and still missed it.
I have broken exactly one heel. In my life. Of course it's the Louboutin. And the cobbler isn't confident it's salvageable. I no longer hold the brand in any esteem.
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I have broken exactly one heel. In my life. Of course it's the Louboutin. And the cobbler isn't confident it's salvageable. I no longer hold the brand in any esteem.
"Enbys are just desperate for attention!"
Meanwhile, companies are demanding attention at every turn. "You bought a shower cap and a candy bar—tell us about your experience!" "We delivered a package—tell us how we did!" "You walked past our store—tell us what you thought!"
Meanwhile, companies are demanding attention at every turn. "You bought a shower cap and a candy bar—tell us about your experience!" "We delivered a package—tell us how we did!" "You walked past our store—tell us what you thought!"
December 9, 2025 at 9:51 AM
"Enbys are just desperate for attention!"
Meanwhile, companies are demanding attention at every turn. "You bought a shower cap and a candy bar—tell us about your experience!" "We delivered a package—tell us how we did!" "You walked past our store—tell us what you thought!"
Meanwhile, companies are demanding attention at every turn. "You bought a shower cap and a candy bar—tell us about your experience!" "We delivered a package—tell us how we did!" "You walked past our store—tell us what you thought!"
If sharing space with a transgender person is agonizing, there's a simple solution. Stay home, Miss Peggie.
December 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If sharing space with a transgender person is agonizing, there's a simple solution. Stay home, Miss Peggie.
Overheard in my house:
Ooh, Frosty, did you just cum in me?
No, I'm melting ... cause you're so hot!
🤣🤣🤣
Ooh, Frosty, did you just cum in me?
No, I'm melting ... cause you're so hot!
🤣🤣🤣
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Overheard in my house:
Ooh, Frosty, did you just cum in me?
No, I'm melting ... cause you're so hot!
🤣🤣🤣
Ooh, Frosty, did you just cum in me?
No, I'm melting ... cause you're so hot!
🤣🤣🤣
Y'all hating on AI. I'm on the phone with insurance and they are completely incompetent at finding specialists. A single ChatGPT question, and I have four identified. A Google search? Ads and incorrect results.
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Y'all hating on AI. I'm on the phone with insurance and they are completely incompetent at finding specialists. A single ChatGPT question, and I have four identified. A Google search? Ads and incorrect results.
My Spotify age is 21 🤣🤣🤣
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My Spotify age is 21 🤣🤣🤣
We live in a democracy. Which means we are responsible for our leaders' actions. We are culpable for every single Venezuelan murdered by our military. Unless we choose to remove those leaders from office.
December 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
We live in a democracy. Which means we are responsible for our leaders' actions. We are culpable for every single Venezuelan murdered by our military. Unless we choose to remove those leaders from office.
I have learned that it's professionally acceptable to refer to clients as "crazy people." I place blame for this degradation of societal norms where it belongs: with FOTUS-34.
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I have learned that it's professionally acceptable to refer to clients as "crazy people." I place blame for this degradation of societal norms where it belongs: with FOTUS-34.
Immigrants aren't obligated to adhere to any particular path to assimilation. Nor even to assimilate at all. There are several distinct cultural groups within the U.S., such as the Amish.
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Immigrants aren't obligated to adhere to any particular path to assimilation. Nor even to assimilate at all. There are several distinct cultural groups within the U.S., such as the Amish.
Elder Scrolls led me to believe I would break a lot of lockpicks. (None so far.)
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Elder Scrolls led me to believe I would break a lot of lockpicks. (None so far.)
So much for CDC being a worldwide leader in public health. Pure propaganda.
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
So much for CDC being a worldwide leader in public health. Pure propaganda.
Today I choose to remember:
• All those friends lost to violence (especially Kathryn and Bella),
• That the administration would prefer me dead, and
• What it felt like to have civil rights.
• All those friends lost to violence (especially Kathryn and Bella),
• That the administration would prefer me dead, and
• What it felt like to have civil rights.
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Today I choose to remember:
• All those friends lost to violence (especially Kathryn and Bella),
• That the administration would prefer me dead, and
• What it felt like to have civil rights.
• All those friends lost to violence (especially Kathryn and Bella),
• That the administration would prefer me dead, and
• What it felt like to have civil rights.
I cannot possibly cancel @washingtonpost.com enough times in protest. No, RFK doesn't make some good points about public health. And, fuck no, the hit piece on transgender medicine was not well researched.
Democracy died in darkness with your finger on the mother fucking trigger.
Democracy died in darkness with your finger on the mother fucking trigger.
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I cannot possibly cancel @washingtonpost.com enough times in protest. No, RFK doesn't make some good points about public health. And, fuck no, the hit piece on transgender medicine was not well researched.
Democracy died in darkness with your finger on the mother fucking trigger.
Democracy died in darkness with your finger on the mother fucking trigger.
Happy International Men's Day to all the men whose curiosity regarding IMD dissipated on 9-Mar.
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Happy International Men's Day to all the men whose curiosity regarding IMD dissipated on 9-Mar.
Nothing pisses off men more, it seems, than reminding them that as the ones who benefit from misogyny, they have an obligation to speak up. When women speak up, they are labeled difficult shrews, easily dismissed. With unjust power comes additional responsibility.
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Nothing pisses off men more, it seems, than reminding them that as the ones who benefit from misogyny, they have an obligation to speak up. When women speak up, they are labeled difficult shrews, easily dismissed. With unjust power comes additional responsibility.
I keep seeing calls to respond to maggots with, "quiet piggy!" Please do not. Responding to fatphobia with more of the same just reinforces the message.
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I keep seeing calls to respond to maggots with, "quiet piggy!" Please do not. Responding to fatphobia with more of the same just reinforces the message.
Is AI lacking in the intelligence side of things? Absolutely. Because it's been trained to approximate human intelligence. Which is glorified pattern matching.
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Is AI lacking in the intelligence side of things? Absolutely. Because it's been trained to approximate human intelligence. Which is glorified pattern matching.
Me, in rural PA: Wow, construction sounds Sunday morning. I didn't expect that.
Them: Those are guns.
Me:
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Me:
Them: Those are guns.
Me:
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November 17, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Me, in rural PA: Wow, construction sounds Sunday morning. I didn't expect that.
Them: Those are guns.
Me:
Them:
Me:
Them: Those are guns.
Me:
Them:
Me: