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Catch yall never ig 🤸‍♂️
April 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I'm about to log off this bitch. I need a break from- honestly idek. It's so boring and dull on here. Club Penguin has more excitement.
April 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Really whipped out the Minecraft skills for a mf cell phone. Unsuccessful too. 😔
April 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My dog died this morning. Now I'm baking depression brownies ✨️
April 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
ok ngl I'm glad I've been sober but I still get urges man. The want of momentary satisfaction goes hard these days with all the stress lately. But I'm powering through and trying not to even smoke the tea cigs. I've been drinking a lot of tea lately and it seems to help.. I've gotta hit the gym 😮‍💨😫
April 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
*redownloads Spotify to find the one song I've been looking for*

*tries to play an old playlist and sees it's ghetto af now unless you pay for premium*

AUTOMATIC UNINSTALL. TF IS THIS BULLSHIT
April 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
*farts* sup skeeters
March 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The Dill Pickle Hot Cheetos are so much better but they also never fail me. ALSO the Hot Honey Ritz crackers weren't bad.

These companies need to stop being so scared of FLAVOR 😤 I WANT TO SMELL TASTE AND BREATHE THE DAMN THING AND YALL. 👏 ARE. 👏 NOT.👏 GIVING.
March 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Searched far and wide for the Pepperoncini Kettle Chips and finally found the last bag today at the further supermarket from us. Tell me why they're so mid 🥲 They just taste regular like WHERE IS THE FLAVOR?! WHERES MY PRECIOUS PEPPERONCINI @ ?!?! canceled.
March 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Wyn got me playing LittleWood. Guess what I named my town? 😏
March 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Yerrp
March 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Rare thing happened to me today and found money on the ground
March 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I've missed these 🤤 Deserved after helping watch our coworker's demon children.
March 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
These past few nights I've been falling asleep before my partner and I guess I've been yelling, cussing and doing weird shit in my sleep 💀 This is new lmao. I used to sleepwalk when I was way young but never anything like this 🤔
March 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Decided ima just keep and fix up my jeep. Idk when I'll be able to afford another vehicle and it's definitely worth a shot at saving.
March 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Why hire people if they're not gonna work Why hire people if they're not gonna work Why hire people if they're not gonna work Why hire people if they're not gonna work Why hire people if they're not gonna work Why hire people if they're not gonna work Why hire people if they're not gonna work
March 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Peppermint movie 10/10. Ima be that bad bitch one day >;)
March 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Stress eating goes crazy 🥴😵‍💫
March 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Made breakfast (literally just egg and toast with juice) for my partner and it was the first time I've ever made an over easy egg for them bc that's how they like it and :D they liked how I made it cx YIPPIE I DID IT
March 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
had to unfollow some people bc they remind me way too much of my ex 🙃 they never interact w my stuff anyway so I doubt they'll see this or notice. If they do, oh well. Block me or wtv u guys do on here.
March 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
2 gay men walking up to Starbucks:

Boy 1: Woah it's packed. Should we just go in and punch all of the girls hehehaha

Boy 2: or we can just go to the side window....

Me w my cat waiting for my wife to come back w kittycup for our son: 😡🤢 SAY IT AGAIN
March 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
kms gn
March 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
buh nah nuh
March 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
My friend today 🙌
March 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
miss having friends that can just hang out with us sober. why do u feel the need to do drugs every time we get together? then they get extremely loud and mad annoying start calling and inviting ppl over that kill the vibe. why do we even show up anymore 🙂
March 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM