KRISMAS CHEER
@krismascheer.bsky.social
It's what they call you.
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i need to shake someone like a fucking ragdoll.
October 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
i need to shake someone like a fucking ragdoll.
infect his computer like a virus.
secret agent. reset his ULTRAKILL save.
secret agent. reset his ULTRAKILL save.
I don't think I will do that, Krismas.
October 2, 2025 at 11:42 AM
infect his computer like a virus.
secret agent. reset his ULTRAKILL save.
secret agent. reset his ULTRAKILL save.
[ * NOT WHAT YOU MEANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]
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noelle will stay on berdly's computer.
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noelle will stay on berdly's computer.
[ Well, that felt oddly hurtful. ]
W-Well...
What about me? That wouldn't be very good...
W-Well...
What about me? That wouldn't be very good...
i wanted the computer to blow up.
[ * ... Said with completely sincerity? ]
[ * ... Said with completely sincerity? ]
October 2, 2025 at 11:29 AM
[ * NOT WHAT YOU MEANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]
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noelle will stay on berdly's computer.
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noelle will stay on berdly's computer.
i wanted the computer to blow up.
[ * ... Said with completely sincerity? ]
[ * ... Said with completely sincerity? ]
[ . . . That explains why there are so many more virovirokun lately...! ]
Maybe... Fahaha! You know you need to check those before you download them!!
Maybe... Fahaha! You know you need to check those before you download them!!
i downloaded cool toolbars. maybe that has something to do with it
October 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
i wanted the computer to blow up.
[ * ... Said with completely sincerity? ]
[ * ... Said with completely sincerity? ]
i downloaded cool toolbars. maybe that has something to do with it
Maybe I'm just coming down with hay fever... I HAVE been having weird dreams lately!!!
October 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i downloaded cool toolbars. maybe that has something to do with it
he said i have the knock of a beginner.
never even answered the door, mind you.
i think, uhm. i don't think jockington is—
[ * "For me, she Covered in Hair Always." ]
something is seriously fucking wrong with jockington, actually.
i don't think i'd call him normal under any circumstances.
never even answered the door, mind you.
i think, uhm. i don't think jockington is—
[ * "For me, she Covered in Hair Always." ]
something is seriously fucking wrong with jockington, actually.
i don't think i'd call him normal under any circumstances.
he what????
that doesn't even make sense, does he-
[ There's a giggle-snort out of her. She's fucking broken. ]
aha-- does he have a list???
i think jockington might have you beat in normalcy, but he's on another level...
that doesn't even make sense, does he-
[ There's a giggle-snort out of her. She's fucking broken. ]
aha-- does he have a list???
i think jockington might have you beat in normalcy, but he's on another level...
compare me to anyone else in town
this one guy up in the apartments likes rating the way people knock on his door. it's not a high bar.
[ * Pursed lips as you try not to smile at her little outburst, and a crinkled nose as you try not to laugh in kind. ]
most normal in our class, bare minimum.
this one guy up in the apartments likes rating the way people knock on his door. it's not a high bar.
[ * Pursed lips as you try not to smile at her little outburst, and a crinkled nose as you try not to laugh in kind. ]
most normal in our class, bare minimum.
September 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
he said i have the knock of a beginner.
never even answered the door, mind you.
i think, uhm. i don't think jockington is—
[ * "For me, she Covered in Hair Always." ]
something is seriously fucking wrong with jockington, actually.
i don't think i'd call him normal under any circumstances.
never even answered the door, mind you.
i think, uhm. i don't think jockington is—
[ * "For me, she Covered in Hair Always." ]
something is seriously fucking wrong with jockington, actually.
i don't think i'd call him normal under any circumstances.
compare me to anyone else in town
this one guy up in the apartments likes rating the way people knock on his door. it's not a high bar.
[ * Pursed lips as you try not to smile at her little outburst, and a crinkled nose as you try not to laugh in kind. ]
most normal in our class, bare minimum.
this one guy up in the apartments likes rating the way people knock on his door. it's not a high bar.
[ * Pursed lips as you try not to smile at her little outburst, and a crinkled nose as you try not to laugh in kind. ]
most normal in our class, bare minimum.
cheese and crackers...! i can't believe you're that normal!!!!
gosh, you're just the pinnacle of average, huh??
[ * She can't keep it together. There's a few moments of a pause, before she just starts busting out laughing. ]
gosh, you're just the pinnacle of average, huh??
[ * She can't keep it together. There's a few moments of a pause, before she just starts busting out laughing. ]
i got medication for it and everything.
they got me juiced up on the normal pills.
[ * The slightest of smiles. Basically indistinguishable from your normal expression. ]
but i don't actually take them,
'cuz i'm just that normal.
they got me juiced up on the normal pills.
[ * The slightest of smiles. Basically indistinguishable from your normal expression. ]
but i don't actually take them,
'cuz i'm just that normal.
September 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
compare me to anyone else in town
this one guy up in the apartments likes rating the way people knock on his door. it's not a high bar.
[ * Pursed lips as you try not to smile at her little outburst, and a crinkled nose as you try not to laugh in kind. ]
most normal in our class, bare minimum.
this one guy up in the apartments likes rating the way people knock on his door. it's not a high bar.
[ * Pursed lips as you try not to smile at her little outburst, and a crinkled nose as you try not to laugh in kind. ]
most normal in our class, bare minimum.
i got medication for it and everything.
they got me juiced up on the normal pills.
[ * The slightest of smiles. Basically indistinguishable from your normal expression. ]
but i don't actually take them,
'cuz i'm just that normal.
they got me juiced up on the normal pills.
[ * The slightest of smiles. Basically indistinguishable from your normal expression. ]
but i don't actually take them,
'cuz i'm just that normal.
[ Oh! They're like a boulder. She can't... Really tug. She could probably pull, but... ]
[ Well, it's just harmless joshing around. Glaring at them. ]
are you now???
you're perfectly normal, huh???
the pinnacle of normalcy??
[ . . . There's a snicker. She can't fake being mad for this long. ]
[ Well, it's just harmless joshing around. Glaring at them. ]
are you now???
you're perfectly normal, huh???
the pinnacle of normalcy??
[ . . . There's a snicker. She can't fake being mad for this long. ]
[ ♥️ Plant your feet. ]
[ * You plant your feet, refusing to be dragged along. Your apple-scented shampoo is guaranteed to keep doctors away, but you're not really eager to test that. ]
not sure what you're talking about here exactly
i have no problems and am perfectly normal
[ * You plant your feet, refusing to be dragged along. Your apple-scented shampoo is guaranteed to keep doctors away, but you're not really eager to test that. ]
not sure what you're talking about here exactly
i have no problems and am perfectly normal
September 24, 2025 at 8:13 AM
i got medication for it and everything.
they got me juiced up on the normal pills.
[ * The slightest of smiles. Basically indistinguishable from your normal expression. ]
but i don't actually take them,
'cuz i'm just that normal.
they got me juiced up on the normal pills.
[ * The slightest of smiles. Basically indistinguishable from your normal expression. ]
but i don't actually take them,
'cuz i'm just that normal.
computer
show me berdly's mom
show me berdly's mom
September 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
computer
show me berdly's mom
show me berdly's mom
[ ♥️ Plant your feet. ]
[ * You plant your feet, refusing to be dragged along. Your apple-scented shampoo is guaranteed to keep doctors away, but you're not really eager to test that. ]
not sure what you're talking about here exactly
i have no problems and am perfectly normal
[ * You plant your feet, refusing to be dragged along. Your apple-scented shampoo is guaranteed to keep doctors away, but you're not really eager to test that. ]
not sure what you're talking about here exactly
i have no problems and am perfectly normal
okay!
fine!!!
sure!!!!! i can play this game!!!!!!
we're going to the virtual doctor to figure out what your freaking problem is.
fine!!!
sure!!!!! i can play this game!!!!!!
we're going to the virtual doctor to figure out what your freaking problem is.
September 24, 2025 at 7:16 AM
[ ♥️ Plant your feet. ]
[ * You plant your feet, refusing to be dragged along. Your apple-scented shampoo is guaranteed to keep doctors away, but you're not really eager to test that. ]
not sure what you're talking about here exactly
i have no problems and am perfectly normal
[ * You plant your feet, refusing to be dragged along. Your apple-scented shampoo is guaranteed to keep doctors away, but you're not really eager to test that. ]
not sure what you're talking about here exactly
i have no problems and am perfectly normal
i think you might be having auditory hallucinations actually
F-Fahaha!!! Y-You can't-
You can't joke about-
[ . . . Oh! She's blushing. ]
You're not joking, are you...?
You can't joke about-
[ . . . Oh! She's blushing. ]
You're not joking, are you...?
i wanna kiss you so bad and every time you talk i question why
September 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
i think you might be having auditory hallucinations actually
WHERE DID ALL THIS TEA COME FROM
September 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
WHERE DID ALL THIS TEA COME FROM
i wanna kiss you so bad and every time you talk i question why
i think that it was a dream honestly!!!
i still have both my legs x3
i still have both my legs x3
what the fuck is she talking about
September 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i wanna kiss you so bad and every time you talk i question why
what the fuck is she talking about
Fahaha... Hey, Kris, remember how you ripped my leg off and ate it raw?
Gosh, those were some great times, why can't we go back to that?
Gosh, those were some great times, why can't we go back to that?
September 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
what the fuck is she talking about
during elementary school we had to go to confession once a month so i used to make things up. one time i told the pastor that i hit my classmate with a shovel. that one might've been true though i can't remember. you see, there was an anger within me. a profound rage.
September 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
during elementary school we had to go to confession once a month so i used to make things up. one time i told the pastor that i hit my classmate with a shovel. that one might've been true though i can't remember. you see, there was an anger within me. a profound rage.
someone come take noelle. she keeps tearing my walls down
September 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
someone come take noelle. she keeps tearing my walls down
did anyone else just hear that ominous bell tolling
[ ooc ]
[ looks at the camera and goes shhh ]
[ looks at the camera and goes shhh ]
September 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
did anyone else just hear that ominous bell tolling
does anybody even fuck with me.
September 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
does anybody even fuck with me.
i think i hauve covid
September 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i think i hauve covid
togore is LOST MEDIA????
kris?????
what're you on about???????
what're you on about???????
hometown has FORGOTTEN about togore
September 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
togore is LOST MEDIA????
if anyone makes a pass at my mom they're getting put into a paper shredder.
September 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
if anyone makes a pass at my mom they're getting put into a paper shredder.
hometown has FORGOTTEN about togore
no who's togore
remember when they ritualistically sacrificed my older brother togore at the festival because someone accidentally let the goat free and he was the next best thing
September 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
hometown has FORGOTTEN about togore
remember when they ritualistically sacrificed my older brother togore at the festival because someone accidentally let the goat free and he was the next best thing
Fahaha... Hey, Kris... Remember how you threw a bucket of hog's blood on me at the dance that one year?
. . . Good times...
. . . Good times...
September 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
remember when they ritualistically sacrificed my older brother togore at the festival because someone accidentally let the goat free and he was the next best thing
you're not gonna kiss no one.
September 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
you're not gonna kiss no one.