Kristen “love songs for the geniunely Cunning”-ham
@kris10comedy.bsky.social
Comedy for people who get away with talking shit in the back of the room. Home cook and body. Stylish menace.
My favorite thing is seeing a crow on the beach. Cuz look at us two Black birds on the beach, who’d thought? 😎
October 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
My favorite thing is seeing a crow on the beach. Cuz look at us two Black birds on the beach, who’d thought? 😎
What wrong with me you ask? Well second semester freshman was a year after my parents divorced and Emancipation of Mimi, From Under the Corktree, and How to Save a Life were my emotional support albums…
September 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
What wrong with me you ask? Well second semester freshman was a year after my parents divorced and Emancipation of Mimi, From Under the Corktree, and How to Save a Life were my emotional support albums…
I’m tired of all the Batman is a bad billionaire rhetoric y’all are pushing, when he is very clearly just Grudge Mary Poppins!
July 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’m tired of all the Batman is a bad billionaire rhetoric y’all are pushing, when he is very clearly just Grudge Mary Poppins!
Reposted by Kristen “love songs for the geniunely Cunning”-ham
Between the fires and these protests, I hope this year teaches everyone that most of the shit talking you hear about California and more specifically, LA, comes from racists and gentrifying transplants. Most people love living here and would do anything to protect it.
June 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Between the fires and these protests, I hope this year teaches everyone that most of the shit talking you hear about California and more specifically, LA, comes from racists and gentrifying transplants. Most people love living here and would do anything to protect it.
Say you’re Ace without saying you’re ace:
Currently reading poetry at this gay bar at 6pm.
Currently reading poetry at this gay bar at 6pm.
April 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Say you’re Ace without saying you’re ace:
Currently reading poetry at this gay bar at 6pm.
Currently reading poetry at this gay bar at 6pm.
Will be changing my last name…I hate the look of hope in men’s eyes when they see my last name and learn I’m from Detroit.
April 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Will be changing my last name…I hate the look of hope in men’s eyes when they see my last name and learn I’m from Detroit.
Most unrealistic thing about Severance has to be that gorgeous train station.
March 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Most unrealistic thing about Severance has to be that gorgeous train station.
Rewatching Apothecary Dairies is wild, cuz lowkey the Emperor and his inherited child bride stepmom consort he protected from his dad and won’t touch might be the only non-villains in this show. Maomao alone is like the scientific portion of Batman’s rogue gallery with a hint of Catwoman mixed in.
February 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Rewatching Apothecary Dairies is wild, cuz lowkey the Emperor and his inherited child bride stepmom consort he protected from his dad and won’t touch might be the only non-villains in this show. Maomao alone is like the scientific portion of Batman’s rogue gallery with a hint of Catwoman mixed in.
If I have no haters it’s because my tv died and I can finally use airplay from my phone in peace.
February 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If I have no haters it’s because my tv died and I can finally use airplay from my phone in peace.
The Lorax: “I speak for the trees.”
Tolkien writing endlessly about trees in Lord of The Rings: Hold my beer…
Tolkien writing endlessly about trees in Lord of The Rings: Hold my beer…
a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .
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January 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The Lorax: “I speak for the trees.”
Tolkien writing endlessly about trees in Lord of The Rings: Hold my beer…
Tolkien writing endlessly about trees in Lord of The Rings: Hold my beer…
As an omegaverse reader what do you mean The Muppet acct got banned? Someone tried to recommend a male prison bl to me just seconds ago.
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January 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
As an omegaverse reader what do you mean The Muppet acct got banned? Someone tried to recommend a male prison bl to me just seconds ago.
Inside of me there are two wolves…Peace that surpasses understanding and Animal from The Muppets right before he calms himself down.
a muppet with a red beard is standing in front of a statue with the words in control written below him
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January 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Inside of me there are two wolves…Peace that surpasses understanding and Animal from The Muppets right before he calms himself down.
Fuck it I’m bout to be a HAM radio influencer.
January 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Fuck it I’m bout to be a HAM radio influencer.
GM to the 3 ppl who followed me on tiktok yesterday y’all funny for that and i stan.
January 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
GM to the 3 ppl who followed me on tiktok yesterday y’all funny for that and i stan.
@pokemonofficial.bsky.social your behavior on tiktok today did not protect my world from devastation or unite people within our nation!
Why would you hurt me this way twice in one lifetime?!
Why would you hurt me this way twice in one lifetime?!
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January 19, 2025 at 7:28 AM
@pokemonofficial.bsky.social your behavior on tiktok today did not protect my world from devastation or unite people within our nation!
Why would you hurt me this way twice in one lifetime?!
Why would you hurt me this way twice in one lifetime?!
COPING THE BEST WAY I KNOW HOW BLASTING INFINITY ON HIGH, READING WHUMP, AND CHUGGING ROSE.
January 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
COPING THE BEST WAY I KNOW HOW BLASTING INFINITY ON HIGH, READING WHUMP, AND CHUGGING ROSE.
I’m so tired of gaining lore. Look at me from a literature standpoint I am a children’s book about going to bed! Why am learning new things about oligarchies everyday?
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January 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’m so tired of gaining lore. Look at me from a literature standpoint I am a children’s book about going to bed! Why am learning new things about oligarchies everyday?
Gets birth chart read.
“Do you have trouble sleeping? Your chart placement implies you have a lot of thoughts…”
Not the stars telling me I have ADHD! Wasn’t a veteran diagnosing me enough?!
“Do you have trouble sleeping? Your chart placement implies you have a lot of thoughts…”
Not the stars telling me I have ADHD! Wasn’t a veteran diagnosing me enough?!
January 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Gets birth chart read.
“Do you have trouble sleeping? Your chart placement implies you have a lot of thoughts…”
Not the stars telling me I have ADHD! Wasn’t a veteran diagnosing me enough?!
“Do you have trouble sleeping? Your chart placement implies you have a lot of thoughts…”
Not the stars telling me I have ADHD! Wasn’t a veteran diagnosing me enough?!
Not to be dramatic but…
How is writing out goals during this era of the rich playing Russian roulette guillotine edition not considered torture/self harm?
Hello Geneva Convention? Its time to clock in girly pop.
How is writing out goals during this era of the rich playing Russian roulette guillotine edition not considered torture/self harm?
Hello Geneva Convention? Its time to clock in girly pop.
January 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Not to be dramatic but…
How is writing out goals during this era of the rich playing Russian roulette guillotine edition not considered torture/self harm?
Hello Geneva Convention? Its time to clock in girly pop.
How is writing out goals during this era of the rich playing Russian roulette guillotine edition not considered torture/self harm?
Hello Geneva Convention? Its time to clock in girly pop.
Hear me out…A Youtube playlist that is just the end credits songs from documentaries, for when you need the comfort of an illegal and/or bad vibe to lure you into the heavy depths of morpheus’ arms because there is no more exhausting thing in this plane than the whispered hiss of reality.
January 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Hear me out…A Youtube playlist that is just the end credits songs from documentaries, for when you need the comfort of an illegal and/or bad vibe to lure you into the heavy depths of morpheus’ arms because there is no more exhausting thing in this plane than the whispered hiss of reality.
If California is so Godless then why are all of our seasons biblical? We got fire season, snake season, false idol season, I mean award season…
December 19, 2024 at 11:41 PM
If California is so Godless then why are all of our seasons biblical? We got fire season, snake season, false idol season, I mean award season…
No Mirena IUD formed against me shall prosper.
December 12, 2024 at 2:39 AM
No Mirena IUD formed against me shall prosper.
How I sleep as the daughter of a woman named after her father…at the end of the day ain’t nobody finna bother Earline’s baby.
December 10, 2024 at 8:10 PM
How I sleep as the daughter of a woman named after her father…at the end of the day ain’t nobody finna bother Earline’s baby.
I need to talk about natsume’s book of friends and how healing it is.
December 7, 2024 at 8:38 PM
I need to talk about natsume’s book of friends and how healing it is.